>move into an apartment with a roommate I didn't know >first night he's getting fucked up on Natty Daddies >next night he got paid and sat around railing coke and playing Call of Duty all night while drinking Miller High Life >Found out he was a huge alcoholic >Every weekend after he'd get paid he'd spend the whole weekend drinking, snorting coke, and playing Call of Duty
Overall he was a solid 8/10 roomie
So then why the fuck are you drinking the leaf equivalent to Budweiser? The only reason to ever drink Labatts is if you are a Canadian patriot and the American imports are too expensive.
>glass bottles.
Nobody talks about it, but it's the secret shame of the "craft" beer racket, they're happy to charge $10 for a pint of dosed sugar syrup with a "quirky" label, but won't pony up for some moderately civilized glass bottles, instead of BPA-lined alumninum goycans.
This is a relatively new occurrence. I remember when craft really took off (early aughts in Ohio at least) almost all of it was in bottles. Now the only craft places that use bottles are those who were the forerunners of the movement and everyone else is cans. I remember when I first started seeing craft in cans I actually thought it was novel because I was so used to the bottles.
We remember. Back then it was called "microbrew" and it was the purview of fat boomers in polo shirts with basement train sets and imitation crab meat.
> it was the purview of fat boomers in polo shirts with basement train sets and imitation crab meat.
You know it’s much more succinct to just say “it was the purview of based people”
> be me > 20 years old, in college > have the hookup at local convenience store > clerk is my bro and will sell me alcohol under age > Friday Night > Gonna get drunk as fuck, probably stoned too > buy a 12 pack of the sweet nectar that is Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve > take 12 pack home, roommates are just chillin' playing Halo Reach > ask if I want to play > "No thanks, I'm going to work on my piano for a little bit." > go to room with the Weinhard's > down like 7 or so within an hour or so > feelin pretty drunk > Nice.wav > GF text, "Hey Anon I just got off work. Want to come over to my place." > Obviously she wants the D > she lives LITERALLY in the apartment complex right behind me > grab the rest of my Henry's and proceed the twenty feet to her apartment > arrive > she wants a drink too > give her a couple of Henry's > I polish off a few more myself > not drunk enough > pop open a bottle of wine > Her dumpy, dipshit friend called and says she will be over soon > wut? > Don't want to dealt with dumpy friend, very drunk as this point > "Fuck dumpy bitch, I'm going home." > GF very tipsy at this point, begs me to stay > notafuckingchance.tar > GF starts yelling at me > Start yelling back > things escalate very quickly, basically in shouting match at this point > GF calls her mom in drunkin' sadness > GF's mom is a major cunt, has always hated me > GF's mom is also a police dispatch in a town 45 min's away > GF is sobbing to her mom about how horrible I am > Fuck me, this cunt already hates me, don't add fuel to her fire > Try to tell GF that his she needs to hang up the phone so we can talk to this out > no use, she is a really annoying drunk > flailing my arms, trying to get her to come to her senses and hang up the phone > she starts screaming saying I am threating her with a wine bottle > WHAT. THE. FUCK????
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> be me > 20 years old, in college > have the hookup at local convenience store > clerk is my bro and will sell me alcohol under age > Friday Night > Gonna get drunk as fuck, probably stoned too > buy a 12 pack of the sweet nectar that is Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve > take 12 pack home, roommates are just chillin' playing Halo Reach > ask if I want to play > "No thanks, I'm going to work on my piano for a little bit." > go to room with the Weinhard's > down like 7 or so within an hour or so > feelin pretty drunk > Nice.wav > GF text, "Hey Anon I just got off work. Want to come over to my place." > Obviously she wants the D > she lives LITERALLY in the apartment complex right behind me > grab the rest of my Henry's and proceed the twenty feet to her apartment > arrive > she wants a drink too > give her a couple of Henry's > I polish off a few more myself > not drunk enough > pop open a bottle of wine > Her dumpy, dipshit friend called and says she will be over soon > wut? > Don't want to dealt with dumpy friend, very drunk as this point > "Fuck dumpy bitch, I'm going home." > GF very tipsy at this point, begs me to stay > notafuckingchance.tar > GF starts yelling at me > Start yelling back > things escalate very quickly, basically in shouting match at this point > GF calls her mom in drunkin' sadness > GF's mom is a major cunt, has always hated me > GF's mom is also a police dispatch in a town 45 min's away > GF is sobbing to her mom about how horrible I am > Fuck me, this cunt already hates me, don't add fuel to her fire > Try to tell GF that his she needs to hang up the phone so we can talk to this out > no use, she is a really annoying drunk > flailing my arms, trying to get her to come to her senses and hang up the phone > she starts screaming saying I am threating her with a wine bottle > WHAT. THE. FUCK????
1/2
2/2 > GF's mom says she is calling on the line with dispatch in our University's town > cops are on the way > FUCK > I'm pissed and drunk > If the cops are coming, fuck it, smash bottle of wine through her front window > keep the bottle, plenty of wine left > in retrospect this was a really stupid thing to do > GF crying even harder > GF's mom screeching through the phone > I'm out > Run out of GF's apartment > turn left down ally > Go home? > no too close to her home, she will send the cops straight there > decide to just lay low for a while > walking on street, bottle of wine still in hand > cops roll up almost immediately > they are not sure if I'm the person they are looking for > So drunk I can't walk straight > ask me who I am and where I am going > make up some lies > they don't by it > throw me in back of car anyway, open container > drive the 30 feet to GF's apartment, they still need to investigate > still in back of cop car > cops ask GF if I'm the guy > she says, "Yes" > spend the rest of the night and the next 3 days in jail, until partents can bail me out > it counted as domestic violence, even though I didn't touch her > GF files restraining order > served restraining order in jail > thanks > restraining order says I have to be at least 1000 yards away from here at all times > mfw I live less than 1000 yards from here > mfw I have to move out of my own home, with all my friends because my GF's cunt mother called the cops on me > mfw I was on probation for 3 years
> it counted as domestic violence, even though I didn't touch her
Dude, you threw a bottle of wine through a window. You don't actually have to hurt someone physically to do domestic violence. You were a drunk violent retard, and got what drunk violent retards deserve.
> be me > 20 years old, in college > have the hookup at local convenience store > clerk is my bro and will sell me alcohol under age > Friday Night > Gonna get drunk as fuck, probably stoned too > buy a 12 pack of the sweet nectar that is Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve > take 12 pack home, roommates are just chillin' playing Halo Reach > ask if I want to play > "No thanks, I'm going to work on my piano for a little bit." > go to room with the Weinhard's > down like 7 or so within an hour or so > feelin pretty drunk > Nice.wav > GF text, "Hey Anon I just got off work. Want to come over to my place." > Obviously she wants the D > she lives LITERALLY in the apartment complex right behind me > grab the rest of my Henry's and proceed the twenty feet to her apartment > arrive > she wants a drink too > give her a couple of Henry's > I polish off a few more myself > not drunk enough > pop open a bottle of wine > Her dumpy, dipshit friend called and says she will be over soon > wut? > Don't want to dealt with dumpy friend, very drunk as this point > "Fuck dumpy bitch, I'm going home." > GF very tipsy at this point, begs me to stay > notafuckingchance.tar > GF starts yelling at me > Start yelling back > things escalate very quickly, basically in shouting match at this point > GF calls her mom in drunkin' sadness > GF's mom is a major cunt, has always hated me > GF's mom is also a police dispatch in a town 45 min's away > GF is sobbing to her mom about how horrible I am > Fuck me, this cunt already hates me, don't add fuel to her fire > Try to tell GF that his she needs to hang up the phone so we can talk to this out > no use, she is a really annoying drunk > flailing my arms, trying to get her to come to her senses and hang up the phone > she starts screaming saying I am threating her with a wine bottle > WHAT. THE. FUCK????
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Imagine being the anon posting this story and thinking you're in the right for being an aggressive, angry, binge-drinking degenerate POS. You got what you deserved.
330ml are for tucking in your pocket to sneak in places. That is the entire purpose. Nobody buys a 330ml of anything because its such a great deal, they just don't have a hip flask to bring something else.
We have a little thing called 'bourbon' for when we wanna get blitzed in as few drinks as possible. High proof in a beer is for homosexuals because they want to sit nursing a single pint for a half hour pretending to be a barfly.
Pottsville, PA defo got some of that East Palestine nastiness in it's water supply with all the rain clouds that drifted east and dumped that shit. Shan't be drinking Yuengling, unfortunately.
>The normies are finally starting to crack and going back to buy their slop, sad.
or they're just not a terminally online loser that's up-to-date on what all trannies everywhere are doing right now like you are
drove through St Louis a week ago and not 2 miles from Anheuser brewery theres a billboard for Modelo being Americas favorite beer. a little chuckle escaped.
I'm in utah so this isn't even an option but I've been wanting to try it for a long while.
In the meantime I just drink Pabst. Is yuengling that much better
Yuengling is probably the best mass market beer available. You guys out west are missing out. I remember when we finally got it in Ohio and it was a big deal at bars. People used to drive to PA or WV to stock up.
For me, it's Genesee Cream Ale. $17 for a 30 pack at my local grocery. It's not the best beer but it's cheap and refreshing and a great lawn mowing beer. It used to be 2.99 for a six pack of 16 ounce cans back 2011. College was the best.
Ive been drinking margaritas using the same Solana blanco for the last month. Im not paying for beer ever again. Gonna look up more mixed drinks down the road.
its pretty good beer if you like shitty beer for dumb gay retards that eat poop and drink pee
>for dumb gay retards that eat poop and drink pee
no wonder your dads garage fridge is filled to the brim with Yuengling Lager
>they found out about the fridge
you're thinking of bud light
Scatanon is on one today, almost every thread has some sort of shit and piss related comment, please seek help
Beer gives you man tits
So does McDonald's fatso.
ok. what's the problem?
Anything high carb gives you man tits dumbass.
Tried it and didn’t care for it I’ll stick to miller high life and sangria mixed with mineral water
>24 pack for $16.99
>don't mind if I do
If you actually want decent southeast Pennsylvania beer
i black out on these 🙁
you can get more than 1.5 times the volume and more than double the alcohol content for the same price with natty daddy
But then you have to stomach natty ice
>have to
get to, you mean
I'm starting to like it better than Pabst.
Pabst is my favorite
They're both decent for cheap beers.
They're not the same. Natty Ice is like 5.9% ABV. Natty Daddies are 8%
Fun story about the Natty Daddy
>move into an apartment with a roommate I didn't know
>first night he's getting fucked up on Natty Daddies
>next night he got paid and sat around railing coke and playing Call of Duty all night while drinking Miller High Life
>Found out he was a huge alcoholic
>Every weekend after he'd get paid he'd spend the whole weekend drinking, snorting coke, and playing Call of Duty
Overall he was a solid 8/10 roomie
Natty Ice is actually good
Hows the navy treating ya, Di?
>Old Milwaukee
the beer of choice for hobos in my neighborhood
5.99 best beer for price
better beer for a better price
Heartburn in a can.
for wussies like you yeah
Never seen it in my area, upstate NY. I remember seeing on mad men the episode where don is trying to build a playhouse and gets hammed on the hamms
>not 50
nuCanadian detected
Fuck I miss Labatt 50. It was my grandpas favourite beer, I haven't been able to find it anywhere in SK the past few years.
I'm from east coast US motherfuckin A. Ya filthy canuck
So then why the fuck are you drinking the leaf equivalent to Budweiser? The only reason to ever drink Labatts is if you are a Canadian patriot and the American imports are too expensive.
Sorry, the KING has now arrived.
Man, I could kill an entire temple of Yuenglings.
$15 for 18 but they only sell it in Oregon, and Washington as far as I'm aware. Wish it came in glass bottles.
>glass bottles.
Nobody talks about it, but it's the secret shame of the "craft" beer racket, they're happy to charge $10 for a pint of dosed sugar syrup with a "quirky" label, but won't pony up for some moderately civilized glass bottles, instead of BPA-lined alumninum goycans.
This is a relatively new occurrence. I remember when craft really took off (early aughts in Ohio at least) almost all of it was in bottles. Now the only craft places that use bottles are those who were the forerunners of the movement and everyone else is cans. I remember when I first started seeing craft in cans I actually thought it was novel because I was so used to the bottles.
We remember. Back then it was called "microbrew" and it was the purview of fat boomers in polo shirts with basement train sets and imitation crab meat.
> it was the purview of fat boomers in polo shirts with basement train sets and imitation crab meat.
You know it’s much more succinct to just say “it was the purview of based people”
They probably assume you'll pour it in a glass if you're willing to pay craft prices.
Funny Story about ol' Henry Weinhard's
> be me
> 20 years old, in college
> have the hookup at local convenience store
> clerk is my bro and will sell me alcohol under age
> Friday Night
> Gonna get drunk as fuck, probably stoned too
> buy a 12 pack of the sweet nectar that is Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve
> take 12 pack home, roommates are just chillin' playing Halo Reach
> ask if I want to play
> "No thanks, I'm going to work on my piano for a little bit."
> go to room with the Weinhard's
> down like 7 or so within an hour or so
> feelin pretty drunk
> Nice.wav
> GF text, "Hey Anon I just got off work. Want to come over to my place."
> Obviously she wants the D
> she lives LITERALLY in the apartment complex right behind me
> grab the rest of my Henry's and proceed the twenty feet to her apartment
> arrive
> she wants a drink too
> give her a couple of Henry's
> I polish off a few more myself
> not drunk enough
> pop open a bottle of wine
> Her dumpy, dipshit friend called and says she will be over soon
> wut?
> Don't want to dealt with dumpy friend, very drunk as this point
> "Fuck dumpy bitch, I'm going home."
> GF very tipsy at this point, begs me to stay
> notafuckingchance.tar
> GF starts yelling at me
> Start yelling back
> things escalate very quickly, basically in shouting match at this point
> GF calls her mom in drunkin' sadness
> GF's mom is a major cunt, has always hated me
> GF's mom is also a police dispatch in a town 45 min's away
> GF is sobbing to her mom about how horrible I am
> Fuck me, this cunt already hates me, don't add fuel to her fire
> Try to tell GF that his she needs to hang up the phone so we can talk to this out
> no use, she is a really annoying drunk
> flailing my arms, trying to get her to come to her senses and hang up the phone
> she starts screaming saying I am threating her with a wine bottle
> WHAT. THE. FUCK????
1/2
2/2
> GF's mom says she is calling on the line with dispatch in our University's town
> cops are on the way
> FUCK
> I'm pissed and drunk
> If the cops are coming, fuck it, smash bottle of wine through her front window
> keep the bottle, plenty of wine left
> in retrospect this was a really stupid thing to do
> GF crying even harder
> GF's mom screeching through the phone
> I'm out
> Run out of GF's apartment
> turn left down ally
> Go home?
> no too close to her home, she will send the cops straight there
> decide to just lay low for a while
> walking on street, bottle of wine still in hand
> cops roll up almost immediately
> they are not sure if I'm the person they are looking for
> So drunk I can't walk straight
> ask me who I am and where I am going
> make up some lies
> they don't by it
> throw me in back of car anyway, open container
> drive the 30 feet to GF's apartment, they still need to investigate
> still in back of cop car
> cops ask GF if I'm the guy
> she says, "Yes"
> spend the rest of the night and the next 3 days in jail, until partents can bail me out
> it counted as domestic violence, even though I didn't touch her
> GF files restraining order
> served restraining order in jail
> thanks
> restraining order says I have to be at least 1000 yards away from here at all times
> mfw I live less than 1000 yards from here
> mfw I have to move out of my own home, with all my friends because my GF's cunt mother called the cops on me
> mfw I was on probation for 3 years
Yeah man, Henry Weinhard's great fucking beer.
> it counted as domestic violence, even though I didn't touch her
Dude, you threw a bottle of wine through a window. You don't actually have to hurt someone physically to do domestic violence. You were a drunk violent retard, and got what drunk violent retards deserve.
Imagine being the anon posting this story and thinking you're in the right for being an aggressive, angry, binge-drinking degenerate POS. You got what you deserved.
>I have to move out of my own home, with all my friends because my GF's cunt mother called the cops on me
Bruh
It rooting for you until you acted like the irish potato nagger that you are.
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100% true.
I have not touched a Henry's since.
It's been 13 years now.
>330ml
lol only girls buy those small bottles here
330ml are for tucking in your pocket to sneak in places. That is the entire purpose. Nobody buys a 330ml of anything because its such a great deal, they just don't have a hip flask to bring something else.
sissy
sissy
We have a little thing called 'bourbon' for when we wanna get blitzed in as few drinks as possible. High proof in a beer is for homosexuals because they want to sit nursing a single pint for a half hour pretending to be a barfly.
lionshead is better and half the price
>>$10
where?? it's $14 here.
24 pack bottles are $20 in MA.
Pottsville, PA defo got some of that East Palestine nastiness in it's water supply with all the rain clouds that drifted east and dumped that shit. Shan't be drinking Yuengling, unfortunately.
Yuengling is made in other areas besides Pottsville dum dum
Stupid chink beer. Fuck you. I only drink American beer.
almost got me
>almost 30 beaver bucks for a 12 pack
Where are you guys living? Around here its 8 for a 12 pack and 20 for a 30 rack
yingling is full of food coloring
It used to be but it tastes like piss now. They sold out.
>Best beer, best price.
Bom ba ba bom ba bom ba bom bom ba ba bom ba ba bom ba ba dang a dang dang Ba ba ding a dong ding blue moon.
The only wheat beers I've tried are this and Hoegaarden, and the Hoegaarden was much better
if this were steele reserve it'd be the best post i've seen today
This is what I drink when I'm feelin' classy.
Yuengling is an average cheap lager. It's not actually a good beer; it just gets severely overrated because of the regional pride aspect.
I drink it because it's family-owned and the owners behave like normal people rather than psycho larping political activists.
Best beer, best price
*blocks your path*
Those bellbottoms still fit you?
They need to be shamed and called homosexuals publicly
>The normies are finally starting to crack and going back to buy their slop, sad.
or they're just not a terminally online loser that's up-to-date on what all trannies everywhere are doing right now like you are
>caramel coloring
Weihenstaphener is cheap and mogs this shit brutally
True but it's not as cheap as Yuengling. Weihenstephaner is supremely based though
drove through St Louis a week ago and not 2 miles from Anheuser brewery theres a billboard for Modelo being Americas favorite beer. a little chuckle escaped.
My state has a good craft lager for ~$15 for a 12 pack, so I drink that.
Sure if you live one of the most boring areas in America. I do like it though and wish it was available in Colorado
Miller high life is fine but the rest of those beers are shit compared to Yuengling
They make a lot of shitty IPAs but Golden Monkey is one of my go tos. Delicious, 9% and cheap enough.
Is it yung-ling or ying-ling?
either way I just cracked open a tall boy of it kek
ying ling
the ue is a replacement for ü, which is pronounced somewhere between oo and ee.
I can get 12 tall boys of Banquet for $12, and it's higher ABV than Yuengling.
I'm in utah so this isn't even an option but I've been wanting to try it for a long while.
In the meantime I just drink Pabst. Is yuengling that much better
Yuengling is probably the best mass market beer available. You guys out west are missing out. I remember when we finally got it in Ohio and it was a big deal at bars. People used to drive to PA or WV to stock up.
Everyone is missing out.
It's not the same as it used to be. It's syrup trash now.
t. WVer
For me, it's Genesee Cream Ale. $17 for a 30 pack at my local grocery. It's not the best beer but it's cheap and refreshing and a great lawn mowing beer. It used to be 2.99 for a six pack of 16 ounce cans back 2011. College was the best.
I spent $170 on beer this weekend.
Sounds like you spent money on friends. I wouldn't just call that beer
That's the darkest lager I've ever seen. They were going to bring it to Wisconsin but then ~~*something*~~ happened in 2019...
always assumed this stuff was made by some Chinese family in San Francisco or something
weird that it's not
Any Lidl Chads here?
Ive been drinking margaritas using the same Solana blanco for the last month. Im not paying for beer ever again. Gonna look up more mixed drinks down the road.
I like Guinness but it's too expensive to buy frequently. There any good budget alternative in the US?
Lol, no. Not at all. Wait until the 8 pack of Guinness cans are BOGO. Which they are all the time.
Damn. The closest I've found was Yuengling Black and Tan which is what I usually get, but it's not really the same thing.
You're getting Extra Stout and not the nitroshit in the cans, right?
Usually. Sometimes the nitro in a bottle when the extra isn't available