"100% Real Cheese!"

I'm in America on a business trip. Why does every single brand of cheese print this on their packaging? What else could cheese possible be? I'm aware that Kraft American cheese isn't the standard for cheese everywhere in the US, but why are seemingly normal types of cheese also advertising that they are, in fact, real cheese? In a few cases it even seemed like "Real Cheese" was being used to make the cheese seem fancy, almost like how Organic and All Natural are used.
This is not meant to be a "do Americans really" bait thread, I'm genuinely curious how this came to be.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    our labeling is weird and arbitrary

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you will not find real cheese in most parts of america. your options are cheddar, mild cheddar, and sharp cheddar.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Completely false unless you live in in redneck central. I live in a random 60k Midwestern town (not in Wisconsin). My grocery store has an entire isle for imported cheese. Saying American sliced cheese is the only option is only true if you live in retardville where dollar general is your grocery store.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >redneck central
        Redneck central had much better cheese than leftard central where I currently live.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unless you live in in redneck central
        you can't really get more Appalachian then where i live and the Ingles had a whole wall down the side of the store of different imported cheese at

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I live 15 miles outside of the nearest town of 1000 and they still have imported and domestic cheese.

        To answer ops question the manufacturer puts whatever combination of words on the bag that statistically sells more product, regardless of how inane or redundant it is.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >To answer ops question the manufacturer puts whatever combination of words on the bag that statistically sells more product, regardless of how inane or redundant it is.
          This, it's why you see all kinds of retarded shit labeled prominently as gluten free despite being products that would have no good reason to contain gluten and should therefore require no labeling as such. Manufacturers recognize that retarded people will buy more of their thing if they add dumb shit to labels that any reasonably intelligent person would never pay attention to.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will never understand why you retards keep telling blatant lies like this, who do you think you're fooling?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    100%, Real, and Natural are not regulated descriptions by the USDA/FDA
    They mean nothing at all in other words. Cheese however is a regulated term so you know what you are getting.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think because of American FDA regulations,(demanding milk is pasteurised) real cheese in the USA is a bit of a novelty, hence the 'big deal' on marketing and packaging.

    There is also a cultural element in that American dishes appear to just add cheese as an adornment (as in the case of 'melty' cheese) rather than a component of a meal; To be honest, it really works in the case of beefburgers but very little else.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I think because of American FDA regulations,(demanding milk is pasteurised) real cheese in the USA is a bit of a novelty
      You think wrong retard

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Real cheese is a privilege, cant get any unless you actually look, even if you do it's expensive for even the smallest of pieces

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you feel the need to larp as a first-worlder, Deng?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            go leave homosexual, crawl back into youre eastern europe shit hole, im surprised you even have an internet connection

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hellow dere new fren
              Culinaly and /misc/ are the same board

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They put that on pre sliced cheese because it's assumed "cheese" sold like that is just American Flavor Sandwich Slices.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does every single brand of cheese print this on their packaging?
    legal reasons from the dairy industry back in the 70s needing to have the real symbol on all packaging.

    https://www.realseal.com/the-real-story/
    >The California dairy industry developed the REAL® Seal in 1976 as a public service intended to combat the use of imitation cheeses on pizzas.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Real is a California dairy trademark.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    America is a country built on the chemical industry, so fucking everything is artificial and fake and gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you luddites hate technological advancement so much? Improving food products with science is a good thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        all fun and games until you get riddled with something like colon cancer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because you're only "improving" things on a singular dimension while making a fucked up nightmarescape on others.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOO! You can't just improve Cheddar Style pasteurized processed topping shreds so it melts when heated! This is a nightmare!
          Enjoy your non-melty shreds, luddite.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Regular cheese melts too.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > now melts
            gets me every time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I like eating plastic
        I don't, fuckface

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >improving
        The only thing they try to improve are their profits while worsening everything else. They literally kill you for profit.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >with
    keep your eyes peeled for similar keywords.
    they make cheeses cheaper, especially shredded, by using fillers/synthetics.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just guessing but if your competitor puts it on their packaging idiots will look at yours and think its fake cheese because it doesnt explicitly say real

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure I could point to a specific singular cause but between the late 40's and 70's there was a explosion of consumerism.
    This was exacerbated by the refusal to put meaningful regulations on corporate marketing and laughably ineffective regulatory agencies like the FDA, USDA, etc failing to do anything more than rubber stamp whatever "regulations" the very businesses they were meant to oversee lobbied for.
    As someone else said they like to use specific terminology as loopholes to get around accurate labeling. Be on the lookout for "made with", "contains", and "organic/all natural" as these terms have basically no legal definition.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      'Made with' is definitely one that retards always misunderstand.
      Personally I'm most offended by the negative advertising like 'Asbestos free'.
      Also 'Diet' and other 'low nutrient' labels.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's a good call. A lot of the shit like "BPA-free" "Ptoa/Ptfe-free" is quite literally just the manufacturer minutely changing the chemical formula of a product and saying "Hey now it's totally not the same thing!" For all intents and purposes it's still the same.
        American business and regulatory structures owe a lot of their psychopathic tendencies to economists like Milton ~~*Friedman*~~ that pushed the bullshit idea that a companies only duty is to its shareholders, and the only regulatory agency should be "the free market forces".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >organic
      >these terms have basically no legal definition.

      >literally what is usda organic

      you STUPID fucking motherfucking dumbass

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the first result explains how it's full of shit, just like you.
        https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/health/diet-nutrition/a28224713/what-does-organic-mean/

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does every single brand of cheese print this on their packaging?

    because homosexuals memed that american cheese is some sort of artifical chemical plastic abomination when in reality its just regular cheese emulsified with oil. Normies believe whatever they are told so they have to be told that their cheese is actually cheese. To be fair, it's traditionally made out of low quality cheese and cheese scraps but it is still 'real cheese' and always has been real cheese.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when in reality its just regular cheese emulsified with oil.
      what ghetto stuff are you buying? there is no oil in stuff like kraft singles.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how creamy it is, try it in an omelette or a burger

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The consumers are 100% to blame
      Those labels probably started as a joke
      >kek lets put plutonium and gluten free on our bottled water
      >sale increase

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if one brand said that and the others didn't nobody would buy them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He wants to eat Stay Puft Absesto's Cereal
      Ha jokes on you buddy Red Farm 4 Lyfe

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American cheese is real cheese, kraft singles are fake cheese that is flavored to taste like American cheese

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know why you people act like we can't walk into any walmart in the country and buy a decent enough cheese

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't know why you people act like we can't walk into any walmart in the country and buy a decent enough cheese
      Or that there aren't plenty of dairies and cheesemakers all over the country. Or that American cheeses haven't won international awards.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you find them?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          phone book
          honestly most grocery stores have a second cheese section for specialty, imported and locally sourced cheeses.
          My winn dixie sells locally made goods like tamales, fresh corn tortillas and Amish butter

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wow phone books still exists. Don't forget other legacy media like the pennysaver. Sounds like wanting to fail. Where is the app? All I have for you is israelitegle maps......and as always....don't feed the israelitegle.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hell, if I go to my local Wegmans their cheese section alone is larger than the entire cold food section of most grocery stores and they've got a dedicated cheese monger on staff at all times just sitting there waiting to recommend things for you and offer samples.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Still don't know how Wegmans exists.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's baffling. They also have a fucking enormous beer and wine section with a way better selection and more local stuff than total wine or any other place I've found, and they're constantly offering tastings for whatever new stuff they have.

                I need to get out there more often but every time I go I end up spending like $400 stocking up on all kinds of shit I can't find anywhere else.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They opened the biggest store I've ever seen in a warehouse district around here and the fucking yuppie cucks flock to it. Not a house around for a mile. Maybe they are just marketing geniuses I can't see.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you kinda answered your own question
                its perfectly legal to live in a storage unit as long as you don't get caught

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not happening much in the richest state, and certainly not in the center.
                >military flag
                >living like this
                >navy
                There are no bigger masochists

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post timestamp in front of a street address obsessed eurofag and I might give you a response.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he won't
      honestly i don't even know where you find shit like

      https://i.imgur.com/1x887BY.jpg

      >NOOOO! You can't just improve Cheddar Style pasteurized processed topping shreds so it melts when heated! This is a nightmare!
      Enjoy your non-melty shreds, luddite.

      https://i.imgur.com/zxcPmoy.png

      They put that on pre sliced cheese because it's assumed "cheese" sold like that is just American Flavor Sandwich Slices.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese is like good whiskey, I'm not buying it if there isn't an age statement on the packaging.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >basing whiskey by its age
      do a few blind taste tests

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    american here, i fucking hate it here, the cheese selection is so shit and other options are $10 for something smaller than a baseball

    the reason it says that cause "cheese food" is a common thing in america cause its legally not cheese, like american cheese which is not actually cheese since theres just substitutions

    either way all most of commercial american cheese are processed and not real cheese regardless of it saying 100% real cheese and pouring milk in it doesnt make it an actual cheese

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to add that i tried camembert for the first time today and felt pure joy, it cost $4 for about a 3 inch wedge

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Were you shopping at a gas station?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't here at all because he's just another obsessed subhuman

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck goes to a fucking grocery store when on a business trip?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cause everything is a scam, and the u.s. is scam central. Look up "blue milk" or how every juice related product has to say what percentage of juice it has above the nutrition label.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's government cheese

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's one thing to poo-poo menudo for tripe, or chicken feet as part of dim sum.

    And yet, cheez...

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a litmus test for yuropoors and domestic retards. Our immigration system is pretty shit, so we feed all the tards equally with shitty oil.

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