10LB OF STRAWBERRIES. TEN POUNDS. What to do with them?

10LB OF STRAWBERRIES
TEN POUNDS
What to do with them?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blend it all and drink it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, but freeze them in individual servings of 200g/half pound each for ease of use. Just put yoghurt (150g unstrained or 100g strained), frozen strawberries, sugar (to taste; can be omitted entirely if preferred) and water (100ml if strained yoghurt, 50ml if unstrained) into the blender, blitz smooth and drink.
      Can be done with most fruits, of course. I'm about to go on my run and will have one with cherries when I get back.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ferment
    Cram

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eat as many as you can, and use the rest to make jam or gelato

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a bee movie spoon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the entire Bee movie except it's a spoon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HA! I got that reference

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly I'd probably just eat them all.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can probably get through a pound-pound-inna-half of eating fresh and blending into smoothies and such, but the remaining ~9lbs must be preserved. since you don't have a freeze-dryer you need to simmer them into a syrupy stew and freeze it all. fresh chunkie strawberry sauce is delicious on all sorts of desserts, from ice cream to chocolate cake to cheesecake and muffins and custard. great to roll out for every holiday as well.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Strawberry mead.
    Or make strawberry syrup, to make strawberry milk.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blend all 10 pounds of strawbrees, buy 8-10 gallons of KY jelly and mix them thoroughly and then bathe in it

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    preserve in brandy

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    freeze some of it for having smoothies later.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like 4lbs at best.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think opie has revealed the extent of his strawbreeze

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was nine 1lb containers, each one weighed ~19oz, after processing and snacking it came to almost exactly 10lb.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frozen strawberry margaritas

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure no strawberrys are lost or might have something like from that movie "The Caine Mutiny."

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >4lb to jam
    >2lb to syrup
    >1lb frozen halves
    >1lb frozen puree in ice tray
    >1/2lb for margarita
    >1/2lb in brandy
    >1.5lb for strawberry sour beer
    >1/2lb fresh for eating
    frick im tired, the jars are cooling and i'll make the mash tomorrow, might go with mead instead idk

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh god I'm so fricking drunk im from strawberry margarita I'm out of tequila

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stick it in her pooper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        as house once crudely put it, the perfect woman is a man. no wonder cisfoids are seething

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The troon is so delsusional he gets he quotes shit from shitty tv-shows.
          No wonder the suicide rate is 50% lets hope it gets to 100.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >10lbs strawberries
    >1500cal
    Just eat them all today

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat them

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