3 Hamms will fill him! 3 Hamms will thrill him! I should give him, 3 Hamms!

3 Hamms will fill him!
3 Hamms will thrill him!
I should give him, 3 Hamms!

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    beer is for queers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. kombucha drinker

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. cum guzzler

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally me.
        I also drink beer though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      every combination gay and alcoholic I've known drank clear liquor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      me walking down to the fridge for a FRICKIN BREW AY

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not if they're from 12 oz cans

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the beer... refreshing!

    im sorry what

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one knows why.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        many Hamms make light work

        kino. im happy i live in a part of the world where i can get a hamms for $2-3 in most every neighborhood bar

        every combination gay and alcoholic I've known drank clear liquor

        accurate

        Anyway to return to the subject of the thread, I have had Hamm's. It tasted just like any other adjunct lager, better than Bud I suppose but honestly nothing special.

        hamms and old milwaukee are the best cheap domestics IMO. maybe coors (not coors light)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's obviously because it's supposed be like some dumb fricking injun savage is saying it and with that accompanied injun bongo music i can almost say it's confirmed. this is problematic. minisoda is gay as frick so i'll complain about racism just because i can

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They mean "the refreshing beer" but in a more specific way

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what abv is this shit
    I dont think three 12oz beers of any variety would fill me nor thrill me at this point

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      4.7%

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 Hamms will fill him!
    >3 Hamms will thrill him!
    >I should give him, 3 Hamms!
    thanks for nothing, don tickles notary public

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ending prohibition was a mistake.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exhibit A:

      https://i.imgur.com/rDknjG7.jpg

      Mmm, Hamm's

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a homebrewer, I agree. Please bring it back so I can actually make some money from my hobby.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exhibit A: [...]

      >Being sober is my personality

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad you agree.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mmm, Hamm's

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they still make hamms?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt know

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, thats probably why he asked

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah 30 rack is still under 20$

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that a recent pic? pic related is all i can find

      https://i.imgur.com/YpmJpBW.png

      3 Hamms will fill him!
      3 Hamms will thrill him!
      I should give him, 3 Hamms!

      and i swear it tastes different from the cans with the golden color. theyre more hopped up and it pisses me off. Hamms used to be my favorite beer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      only thing wrong with this pic is the troony beer (Bud).

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Everyone is high on something, you just choose to be high on your own self righteous homosexualry instead.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bro, everyone is high on something bro
      >shit be like that bro
      >yo that's deep bro
      >I'm so smart

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's right though. I can't think of a single person I know who doesn't at the very least consume caffeine. the world runs on drugs.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >caffeine is drug too!
          >checkmate atheists!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            give someone who has never had caffeine in their life a 300 mg energy drink and tell me if caffeine is a drug or not

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/rDknjG7.jpg

      Mmm, Hamm's

      >Unironically being hedonistic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Learn to enjoy a good beer and maybe you won't be such a douche

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Western civilization is dying, the only real alternative to being a hedonist is self isolation of the most miserable sort.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not being hedonistic
        how's all that saving the white race or smashing capitalism treating you instead, huh?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >beer fridge
        >hedonism

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          According to the average contrarian, hypocritical Culinaly puritan queer, having a single drop of alcohol in your home makes you an irredeemable degenerate worthy of the gas chamber.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No it's an accurate description considering the rest of your post. Keep it up though, enough windbags like you and I'll have the opportunity of a lifetime.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://i.imgur.com/FaqJNKJ.jpg

    >bro, everyone is high on something bro
    >shit be like that bro
    >yo that's deep bro
    >I'm so smart

    what do you think dopamine is, homosexuals

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit, I never saw it that way you moronic homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dopamine is a neurotransmitter that governs the reward system of the brain. It is NOT a free, built-in-every-human license to get shitfaced on the psychoactive chemical of your choosing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone has different ways to get their dopamine hits, some people take drugs with friends or significant others, some people sit alone in their rooms being self righteous c**ts on anonymous forums. As someone who has done both, the latter doesn't work as well and does far more long term psychological damage.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >self righteous
          Not as funny the second time.

          youre chasing a high with everything you do

          >projection

          We don't have to worry about starving, predators or the weather. We won. If people want to get high let them you Mormon weirdo

          >We don't have to worry about starving, predators or the weather. We won
          And if more people thought like you, "we" wouldn't be winning for very long.
          >Mormon
          Well, the 19th century is pretty close to the 20th...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >projection
            right now youre fulfilling a social reward that your brain is addicted to, when you eat its the same, when you sleep, cum, shit, its all because your brain will give you a little something nice for it

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >your brain is addicted to
              Actual projection.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                youre just trolling right? you cant seriously be this dumb

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Talking on the internet is not the same thing as eating, and neither of those are the same as intentionally altering your brain chemistry for a funny feeling. To you, I'm sure, they all blend together in a hazy fog of hedonism, but that is not a universal experience.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never said they were the same, I said they were both in pursuit of feeling good, chasing a high
                its like the stick you shove up your ass, Im sure you get a funny feeling pretending to be smart

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pretending to be smart
                You could try, just a little bit. Or does exhaustion come easy three days into a booze binge?
                You can make shit up, so can I.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess that could make sense from your perspective, but personally I find it profitable to send out my thoughts in case somebody has any valid counterpoints to return.

                >ackshually as an enlightened gentlesir I have surpassed the measly biology of you animals and my actions are only guided by what will progress science the furthest

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Neither of us said that. You must be sloshed, or this would be even more embarrassing.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                autism as hell

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess that could make sense from your perspective, but personally I find it profitable to send out my thoughts in case somebody has any valid counterpoints to return.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not funny because deep down you know it's accurate, that everyone knows how much you seethe at their personal lives, and that they all think you're pathetic and laughable for it.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >everyone knows how much you seethe at their personal lives
              Yes, and you're seething at my personal life of seething at others' personal lives. And now I'm seething at you, seething at me, seething at others, et cetera.
              Sorry, what? None of what you're doing is called "seething"? Oh. Interesting...

              Western civilization is dying, the only real alternative to being a hedonist is self isolation of the most miserable sort.

              >Western civilization is dying
              I'd argue, it's only now being born.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i-i'm not mad, you're mad!
                pathetic

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't even say "I'm not mad." Or "you're mad," for that matter.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i love taking drugs all day and all night but realistically dopamine should be used to further you in life like via a career or meaningful work not piddled away on either a computer or drugs

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely. There's a time and place for all things. In all seriousness, temperance is a virtue we should all strive to have. Moderation is an important practice (and they do it for FREE) so we can live longer to keep enjoying the things we like, we have a responsibility to be mindful of what we consume.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        youre chasing a high with everything you do

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We don't have to worry about starving, predators or the weather. We won. If people want to get high let them you Mormon weirdo

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually even when we did have to worry about those things, people still consumed alcohol. In fact, basically any somewhat intelligent species which consumes fruit also deliberately consumes alcohol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPH9-ULaTTc

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            its argued our use of shrooms as a young budding great ape skyrocketed our mental faculties long term, idk how accurate it is tho

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >its argued
              Yes, argued by crying teenagers in Bob Marley t-shirts after mom finds a baggie of shrooms in their pants pocket.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                people are just schizo monkeys, shrooms are like temporary schizophrenia
                I dont even do shrooms but i buy it

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's not accurate at all. what boosted our evolution was when we started consuming meat regularly instead of opportunistically. you waste a lot of energy and time scavenging for enough calories from berries, fruits and plants. one large animal could keep you and your tribe filled for days which means more time sitting around chatting and thinking

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >have physically seen a shitfaced moose

            You don't even understand terror.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nah I've got brews to look forward to and people who care, unlike you lol.

    https://i.imgur.com/FaqJNKJ.jpg

    >bro, everyone is high on something bro
    >shit be like that bro
    >yo that's deep bro
    >I'm so smart

    It's true though, the few people who don't consume any psychoactive substances are either getting high on religious delusion or their own self righteousness.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people who care
      Sure you do, little buddy, sure you do

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyway to return to the subject of the thread, I have had Hamm's. It tasted just like any other adjunct lager, better than Bud I suppose but honestly nothing special.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 hamms

    will surely kill him

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basado.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/y5K8I6a.jpg

      [...]
      >ackshually as an enlightened gentlesir I have surpassed the measly biology of you animals and my actions are only guided by what will progress science the furthest

      https://i.imgur.com/3po885a.png

      [...]
      >Unironically being hedonistic

      https://i.imgur.com/Slbzbbc.jpg

      me walking down to the fridge for a FRICKIN BREW AY

      But can you eat train cars like Godzilla?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno anon, I don't think my parents want me drinking beer.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uhm, acktually, i said 'seething', not mad. you're clearly 'seething' and not me, ok???
    lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this what you're doing now? You're going to ignore the entire point of my "seething" post and instead act like someone's 5-year-old on an Economy flight?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if I keep pretending we're on Reddit, I'll surely show that mean anon. i know, i'll compare him to a five year old! that'll surely show him, nobody's ever called someone a child on Culinaly before
    Black person

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, if I'm correct, this is officially you "seething," is that it?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt this like the unofficial beer of the airforce since its close to pendelton?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And you call these Steamed Hamms even though they're obviously refrigerated?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s an Albany method of beer storage.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've seen this beer and have been curious but never bothered
    could order a case on doordash, maybe one day

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 Hamms will fill him!
    >3 Hamms will thrill him!
    Only if you're cramming them up his ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do you immediately think about putting foreign objects in your rectum?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dont know, ill write the question on a note and stick it up my ass

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They should include a wearable Hamm's crown so you can be a king drinking the beer... refreshing.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know, Thundercleas is going to be pissed about that, Brak

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't drinking it until the teamsters get a proper contract. PBR better, anyway.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unironic drunk here. Hamm's is the beer I drink. The taste...refreshing!

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this board just for advertisers to surreptitiously market their products now?

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