>3 oz (90g). >500 calories

>3 oz (90g)
>500 calories
Outback is the enemy of leanness
Is there any way around this?
Surely someone made a low cal alternative to it... right?
I mean, there's a zero cal alternative to sugar, there should be one to mayo.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bloomin Onion Sauce is a better meal replacement than shit like soylent.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    restaurant food tastes good because they cook and drown everything in fat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Source?
        yeah, try not being a stupid homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how come their food isnt covered in grease like when i try at home?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        obviously they aren't cooklets.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          show me the way

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        generally? higher cooking temps, emulsification and BUTTER/ghee (tends to glaze/baste the food rather then pool like oils)
        plus real deep fryers do an impossibly better job at crisping food than you can in a d.o. at home

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There kind of is, the "light" mayos work by mimicking the texture with xanthan gum and shit

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is there any way around this?
    Learn some self-control you fat manchild.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 6'1 130lbs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then you wouldn't be complaining about calories.
        You're a fat loser, and lying about it isn't helping.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see, I'm leaner than you
          stat mad fattie

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mayo is an oil, youre fucked. the closest thing is mustard.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why isn't there a 0 calorie oil?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they kill you. most zero calorie non foods poison you instead or cause extreme comfort during digestion. finding food or food like content like artificial sugars is way easier to engineer because we have examples in nature. but most examples of oils are actually toxic.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the difference here? Do they kill me one year sooner? Twenty years sooner? Give me a number.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            basically immediately, try drinking motor oil if you dont believe me, that one might be less lethal than other plant based oils, I imagine you could get increadibly sick from something like drinking orange oil

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s gross because horseradish

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      horse radish is the only good thing in it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why kill horses for radish you can just grow radishes. Gosh the switch from horse to petrol really fucked this world up

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