45 Year Old Soup

In Bangkok, they've been cooking this soup continuously for 49 years, has anybody actually tried this? What the hell does it taste like?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it tastes like soup that's been stewing for 45 years

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "forever stews" or "forever soups" exist everywhere and they're perfectly safe as long as they've been handled properly and kept at the right temperature so bacteria can't grow.

    I did a crock pot forever soup for about a month using scraps from cooking and some broth/water each night to keep it topped up and it was great until I ran out of anything to throw in.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The EU outright banned them. Caused some uproar in Italy where some lady couldn't sell her pasta sauce anymore that she always simmered for 2 days

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frickt the EU. Soon we will have shitty food laws like America.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno. There have been some really moronic laws that mainly fricked producers but never the customers. That what US food law is about

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          In America we disregard silly laws. We have so many we don't even know what ones we're afoul of.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            this. no one smart talks to the police about anything for any reason because that person is probably violating some moronic law like you can't breathe in the general direction of a police office or it's assault. frick police. frick darkies too

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have these hooks not heard of the ship of Theseus? It isn't the same soup.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a soup not a boat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Ship of Thesus is the same ship. The whole is greater than the sum of its parts

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>pack it up guys its over, anon here shut down over 3 thousand years of philosophical debate with this one statement. how will we ever respond?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how will we ever respond?
          With obnoxious sophistry like the last 3000 years.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Ship of Thesus is the same ship. The whole is greater than the sum of its parts

      It's still Theseus' ship.
      Think about if we were talking about a house instead of a ship.
      He replaces every board in the house, is it no longer his house?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol
        You completely misunderstood what the ship of Theseus is about.
        Nobody is saying that the ship no longer belongs to him after all parts are replaced. They're saying it's not the same ship he started with.
        If I buy a house, tear it down, and build a new one that means the new house is also mine, but it's not the one I bought.
        I'm not big on the philosophy stuff myself, but holy shit are you WAY in over your head.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The cells in your body die and are replaced with new cells.
          After 7 years, every single cell in your body has been replaced.

          7 years from now, will you no longer be YOU???

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's very different from replacing boards in a ship, anon, and you know that.
            Also, the brain where my personality is stored does not go through that 7-year replacement cycle.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The personality is stored in the brain
              Cool story bro lmao lmao lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's very different from replacing boards in a ship, anon, and you know that.
                Also, the brain where my personality is stored does not go through that 7-year replacement cycle.

                The cells in your body die and are replaced with new cells.
                After 7 years, every single cell in your body has been replaced.

                7 years from now, will you no longer be YOU???

                lol
                You completely misunderstood what the ship of Theseus is about.
                Nobody is saying that the ship no longer belongs to him after all parts are replaced. They're saying it's not the same ship he started with.
                If I buy a house, tear it down, and build a new one that means the new house is also mine, but it's not the one I bought.
                I'm not big on the philosophy stuff myself, but holy shit are you WAY in over your head.

                Ships have Keels
                Brains don't have cell overturn and are absolutely where "the personality is stored"
                None of it matters because the point is that our concept of identity doesn't work when put under scrutiny.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm curious, where do you think personality is stored?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                the personality is stored in the balls

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's more like 12 years
            t.I had nerve damage but got better

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How long? Where was the damage?
              I had surgery on my jaw last year after some c**t punched me and broke it, I still haven't regained much feeling in my lower lip and chin.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I got hit by a car and it severed my peroneal? nerve
                It started reconnecting almost 12 years to the day after my leg went lights out
                Oh wait I'm thinking about nerve regeneration, not replacement, maybe that does happen every 7 years or so
                You can regenerate about 1mm of nerve and a snapped leg nerve pulls back 12-ish mm
                You could very well be looking at a faster recovery
                Tell you what, start taking NAC, that really helped me when I started walking on my weird little babby leg
                Also eat liver if you don't already

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                should have kept your gob shut

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                G-G-G-GOBSTOPPER

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >7 years from now, will you no longer be YOU???
            That feels like the truth even if the cells didn't get replaced. The person I once was is dead.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have these hooks not heard of the ship of Theseus? It isn't the same soup.

        If your answer to the question posed by the Ship of Theseus is "yes" or "no" you missed the fricking point

        There is no answer because our concept of oneness is a flawed heuristic.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's his house (assuming he owns it) but is it "the same" house?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Ship of Thesus is the same ship. The whole is greater than the sum of its parts

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you pull the lever, then every single member of the crew that replaces the trolley will have to solve his own trolley problem.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So theoretically there could be a 45-year-old piece of meat in this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it would have denatured after a few days

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I suppose right? What does the 45-year old meat taste like??? Why are ~~*they*~~ hiding this from us?

  5. 2 months ago
    sage

    >has anybody actually tried this?
    i dont think they’d keep making it for 49 years if nobody was eating it

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's probably really greasy

    basically like eating beef bits out of broth flavored oil

    sounds awful even if it is technically "safe", but this is the country of gutter oil. disgusting bugs

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

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      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll never be involved in a teleporting accident where the teleporter accidentally clones me, so I get to have gay sex with my duplicate.
        Computer, create a .44 magnum revolver rated to fire high pressurized ammo, and a single .44 magnum hollow point +P+ round. Have the landscape be a beautiful stretch of rolling grassland hills during sunset, and play my favorite sad song. Disengage all safety protocols.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's your favorite sad song?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perpetual stew/soup isn't a uniquely East Asian concept. They're all different depending on the culture, ingredients and care they receive.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's idiot soup for people who can't do basic math. After a week there'd be less than a few particles of a completely fresh batch.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not if they don't sell much if any.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There would still be evaporation

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