a cursed island of food crimes

a cursed island of food crimes

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bongs will really say "we have their recipes we don't need their people" then eat that lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well Paul, if that even is your real name, a real man working hard needs room for dessert to share with his lady.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      when the the "culture wars" dominates every living and breathing second of your life because you are weak-minded.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that the culture war can be traced back directly to Jack Thompson, Anita Sarkeesian, and 7th graders who were told you couldn't call people gays and also be pro-gay so they opted to stand by the former.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So, stop trying to bully people into saying the things you want them to.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it traces back to nixon through newt gingrich, fool. but using race and racism as a cudgel to divide society, like calling giving blacks the vote is socialism because they will just vote to have the government give them free money, goes back to the post-civil war period.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based well-informed citizen. Sadly you're posting actual intelligent facts in a thread made simply to call British cuisine inedible slop.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it traces back to nixon through newt gingrich, fool. but using race and racism as a cudgel to divide society, like calling giving blacks the vote is socialism because they will just vote to have the government give them free money, goes back to the post-civil war period.

          Culture war has always existed, go look up media discourse in the late 19th century pertaining to Irish and Italian immigrants. A little bit later pertaining to suffrage and alcohol prohibition. And so on.
          The difference between then and now is that the internet pulls people into it 24/7. When people only saw it in newspapers and had to go out of their way to attend events to discuss it, only very few people were obsessed. Now, most people are obsessed. The issue with our clown world is the domination of communication technology, not identity politics. Children and young adults spend 100x more time and attention listening to corporations and government propaganda than their own parents and family, let alone peers. Even when they're with friends, they can't help but check their phones for the latest opinions they should have.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PJW thinking he works at all, let alone "all day"
      oh lol!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      PJW is a reptilian.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "pidgin food' lol what a fricking moron.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he means pidgin not pigeon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          he means pidgeon not pidgin: he's talking about food size after all. he's too accustomed to his moronic rhetoric.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesnt know about pidgin
            here, have a laff or two
            https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"working man"
      >checkmark homosexual

      yeah no

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine my shock

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Go to restaurant
      >See that none of the food looks good
      >Order the food anyways
      >Seethe on Twitter when you get exactly what you asked for

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It gets better.
        >I bought the king candy bar to troll them

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hershey's ain't even a dollar no more.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mackerel
      >pretentious
      wat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PJW
      Oh I bet he knows exactly what he needs to get filled

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he gives zesty incel vibes
        hopefully thats just catering to his audience

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chips & beans
    >chips & peas

    These I really don't understand. Beans and peas aren't condiments or sauces.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      with the right outlook, anything sloppy is a sauce

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's wet, it goes on the chips!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You bustard! How can you ruin those delicious escargots?!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chips, peas AND gravy would be lovely. Chips and peas by themselves just doesn't seem right

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of those taste good though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they don't only mayonnaise is right and even then I'd rather have it separate so my fries don't become soggy and my hands filthy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've never eaten chippy but blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calm damn mate we already did three days of this on Bluesky.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chips and gravy
    It’s called poutine, américaine stupide, and it demands fresh cheese curds for maximum effect.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called a gravy chip ya frickin walt

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gravy chip
        sack it yer whopper

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What level of obsession does one need to be on to see clearly british food and food terminology and still call it american?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fries with mayo is patrician tier and I'm tired of pretending it's not

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Dutch claim this, so nothing to do with the British, apparently. As somebody else mentioned, chips and gravy is now the meme food of "poutine" if you add squeaky cheese... Coming to a restaurant near you, if it hasn't already arrived. The Germans have pretty much taken the curry sauce thing. Pretty much anywhere does 'cheesy fries'.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Germans have pretty much taken the curry sauce thing
        Isn't theirs literally just ketchup with a sprinkle of curry powder on it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah it's it own sauce but about two thirds of it is just regular ketchup

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most of the time its not regular ketchup but pic related

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's the other third
              know your currywurst lore

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that sounds grim
            at least chip shop curry is kinda related to og indian currys
            funny that katsu curry was based on british curry sauce too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But it's only on Currywurst (sausage) and a own sauce. A more spicy curry mixed ketchup. NOT on the fries.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here not to long ago Ive ben enjoyin eaten mine wit sauerkraut an mustard.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I want my deep fried potatoes served with whipped oil
      Good luck with that

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cor. Fancy some chips, beans, sosij and eggs now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do I want to frick your eggs?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gianna michaels lookin eggs lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gianna michaels
        Poor man's Vanessa Blue

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey can I get those eggs number?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 pictures labeled "chips &"
    >not a single picture showing chips

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gaylord detected. Stick to your BBC, troony and cuck threads on /b/

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chips and Mayonnaise
    That's how they are meant to be eaten.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chips & Bread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m an American and I unironically love fry sandwiches/chip butties. They’re a delicious, low effort snack.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fries sandwich
        I once ate a pasta sandwich. But that was because I was poor. I can’t imagine eating a carb sandwich now

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is literally nothing wrong with putting leftover mac and cheese in a burrito or leftover ziti on a sandwich

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            but they contain a decent amount of fat and protein, and other textures. just pasta or just chips is really scraping the barrell

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a red-blooded white American, these all looks good. I stand beside my English chums. Would.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that’s a frickin first

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their like the anti-Caribbean.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like how this allows America (a superior country, despite being a wealthier Brazil) to denigrate England (an inferior country, despite its arrogance due to its claim to have birthed the modern world.)

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    any self respecting non fatso doesn't eat any of these more than once or twice a year. same goes on our side of the pond, but with different slop items.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have been eating food like this since I was a kid and im still lean and in good health. There's such a thing as moderation.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine thinking "chips" and mayonnaise is bad, the absolute state of americans

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We actually eat fries with aioli at our better restaurants.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love mayonnaise, I just think putting it on potatoes is kind of strange. Imagine getting high and mighty about which condiment your country prefers to dip literally the cheapest and most plentiful crop on the planet in

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's tartar sauce

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. perfect with fries and calamari or wiener schnitzel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not tartar sauce, that's a dill-infested abomination

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        keyed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why don't you dumb americans like whipped oil on your fried foods?
      >I swear, all you ever want is nasty fast food!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mix the mayo with ketchup and it would be good

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tell me you've never had curry chips without telling me you've never had curry chips

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with any of that.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mushed up legumes with salt, eaten with a carb britain (mushy peas)
    😐
    >mushed up legumes with salt, eaten with a carb, middle east (hummus)
    :O

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arabs don't put mint in hummus

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Standard mushy peas don't have mint in them either.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re right. That’s why mushy peas are better.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mushed up legumes with salt, eaten with a carb United States of America (peanut butter)
    😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's disco fries.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      voodoo fries from wing stop are pretty good. They have ranch, cheese and Cajun seasoning

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left to right, starting at top

    >delicious
    >mix with chips & cheese for one of the best foods out there
    >see above but chips & gravy
    >looks kind of weird, just dip your fries in pea soup
    >it's okay if it's the nice northern euro mayonnaise
    >ew

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bonjour chef, tu vas m'donner une grosse galvaude avec une laurentide tablette, puis garde le change.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Paulo & Suzanne
        Fkn based
        Their burgers are god tier

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is Irish food actually kinda good or am I being bamboozled?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Irish food is great. You can go to a random petrol station in the middle of nowhere on the west coast and get one of the biggest and best ice cream cones you'll ever have. Best meal I've ever eaten was a fried sole at West Port.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        East coast Ireland. Take DART up to Howeth. Really good fresh seafood, soups and stews.

        As for bongs, reopen the Tower and burn their cooks alive to the consistency of their so-called cuisine. Blech.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chips and curry, Chips and gravy
      Legitimately good
      >Chips and Mayonnaise
      Not my thing but whatever, the Dutchies love that shit
      >Chips and Cheese, Chips and Beans
      Gross as frick.

      Most Irish food I've had was pretty decent but I'm Australian, we've got a pretty big cultural overlap with the Irish so it's understandable we'd like their food

      https://i.imgur.com/jtMQAGr.jpg

      for me, it's tartar sauce

      Seriously underrated comment.

      https://i.imgur.com/knn1wf3.jpg

      >Ketchup and mushy peas
      You're an animal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tried something called "Irish nachos" once. they were terrible. Gotta give something else a shot, I guess

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know why fries and mayo is on there, it's literally the default sauce for fries and it will always remain the best sauce for fries. americans are just used to toddler ketchup

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who /smack barm pea wet/

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the curry is a crime.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me its malt vinegar.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right lads I've been on the archive and collated some of my chippy tea pics for you

    Enjoy

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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Condiments should come on the side.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the point of these safe racism threads?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit and 9gag tourists

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >”racism”
      >against bongs
      Cry more, Nigel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct. It's safe racism so you can post it on reddit without getting in trouble.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          "british" is not a race

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do bongs realize their chips are actually french fries?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not you daft c**t

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, chips and gravy

  32. 2 months ago
    drunk

    >Fries with mayo
    that is bussin tho

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why bongs have peas with their fish and chippy to be honest, it's garbo.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced at this point that the only reason this 'food' exists and is something bongs pretend is good is because they're a bit moronic and realized they had no culinary culture, so they just started mashing together random foods that do not go together hoping eventually they'd find something that works.
    Then when every other country laughed at them for this, they got extremely defensive about it and now force themselves to eat this slop just as a childishly stubborn 'take that!' at their continental cousins.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually typing all this on a board that's 90% amerilards posting little else beyond fast food burgers and frozen pizzas
      KWAB

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm American, and have a fondness for like early 20th century England, but modern England makes me want to puke and vomit everywhere... that being said, I think the bad food memes are ovverated. Most of their shit looks like good, simple meat and potatoes type meals.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bongs are right about mushy peas being good

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    chips and mayo is great, I like it dutch style with onions preferably red diced on top

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's good indeed. although we don't add onions to just fries with mayo. we do add it to mayo and curry sauce

      https://www.frietopia.nl/wiki/friet-speciaal/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >although we don't add onions to just fries with mayo
        I think the's thinking of patat oorlog, and I bet he got the tourist version without the pindakaas because ew, peanut butter on fries?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not peanut butter, it's peanut sauce like in Indonesian dishes

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is chunks of potato with various sweet or savoury sauces a crime? Literally every country has a version of potato with some kind of flavourful condiment, yet you single out Britain because?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, British chips are fricking awful, and I say this as a bong. People here actually want soggy, stodgy chips. Look at reviews for chip shops and you'll see comments like
      >properly soggy chips, nice to finally get the good stuff

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s good in its own way just another style people enjoy each to their own though. I certainly don’t drench them in vinegar or anything and good chippy chips should have a crispy outside less so than fries and nice soft interior.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will admit they really hit the spot if you've spent the whole day schlepping shit around in the rain.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Trying to be racist against bongs is like trying to be racist against whites in general, the moment im about to feel upset or offended I realise I’m British and my ancestors built the modern world and had the biggest empire of all time then I go about my day as normal.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the problem with fries and mayo? Fries with mayo and ketchup is the normal setup.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess? you need more?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      abit more pepper yeah

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Less starch. More protein young lady.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick would you serve me fries instead of hash browns for breakfast you ass hole?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        butthole is one word not two dumbass.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My hyphen key was stuck from all my cheese drippings, bong. So I can’t conjoin two words in to one. Get used to it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I REFUSE

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        egg and chips isn't breakfast

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah can you cook those fries first, thanks boss

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nooo no no chips are cooked very good boss man don't worry very fresh very hot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >crack eggs
      >leave the shell on the table while you eat
      Enjoy your salmonella, bro.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frogs will eat shit that looks like this and say
    >Beans on toast? PUKE!
    >Spice on chips? SUBHUMAN!
    >Slow roasting meat? HELL NO!

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ill have my chips with salt, please

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peas and beans are the only turn off for me, granted beans usually are.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its more that bongs do not give the slightest frick about presentation.
    All of those as sides to dip in are perfectly reasonable. Yes even the cursed beans, the bongs have that because theyve been addicted to the sugary tomato sauce since the 60s. And instead of just learning to make the sauce themselves they buy heinz out of laziness

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carvery roast>>>>>all
    Fookin lush

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