A friendly old lady from down the street gives you this.

A friendly old lady from down the street gives you this.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor

    Sorry, old lady. I can't eat yellow that has touched meat.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate corn. I don't even digest it, but shit it out.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You digest some of them, the ones you don't you can just wash under running water and eat again. Money saved.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does it feel like I'm looking into a portal to hell

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why does it feel like I'm looking into a portal to hell
      Because OP is soulless and inauthentic.
      Posting stable diffusion images to get replies.
      Can't cook, code or create anything.
      A robotic insectoid, shitting up all boards.
      This is griefing, or "trolling", in they're insect minds, anon. It's how they get they're rocks off.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a real photo. Don't know what broken-ass tool you're using, but keep being psychotic.

        • 2 months ago
          Rich Investor

          just what a robot would say to quell suspicion

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why he pointing at the ham? That’s so rude.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          with this in mind, i have to say the corn and bacon bucket is probably the most appealing thing here
          >straight grocery store ham cut into rough chunks
          >soulless mashed potatoes, definitely no skins or herbs or garlic or any shit, probably just instant jack and skim milk
          >stouffers stuffing, cooked until mush
          >watery gravy from a packet

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i have that Pyrex measuring cup

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone has that Pyrex measuring cup.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a gravy boat.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone has that Pyrex measuring cup.

            Based, I also have the cup

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are replying to a bot.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          why does everything about this look so depressing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          christ looking at this makes me want to beat the shit out of the first kids i see

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that stuffing on the end? Stuffing for what? There’s no turkey to stuff, this makes no sense

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you make that much mashed potatoes at once? The number of potatoes you'd have to peel, boil, mash seems like a prohibitive amount of work.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's AI generated

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your face was AI generated

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Steam them in a stock pot with the pasta insert

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just get a bigger pot? How hard could it be? Cut into chunks, boil until soft, then add flavours and mash the shit out of them. You don't have to peel most potatoes btw.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao if people are using that "tool" to try and detect AI

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't this tool "tweaked" after the israeli bisquet scandal?

        • 2 months ago
          Rich Investor

          the what now?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i really doubt OP pic is AI

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it isn't and OP literally posted proof. unless we think the second pic is AI too. schizos unite

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That tool was developed and run by AI to trick you into questioning reality.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would rather not eat something made by some random stranger. also corn is literally cattle feed, frick it.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >corn (frozen)
    >bacon
    >eggs?
    Overall this is brain-dead boomslop but probably tastes fine. It's like the ingredients for some deece cornbread organized in a different way

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eating something a stranger gives you
    Not even homeless people are this stupid.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a moronic handyman. I would offer it to him instead or else it's going into the trash can. Some people are nasty in the kitchen and I don't know how it was made.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as I trust her I’d eat it, but it seems like a waste of butter. I might actually try converting it into a corn chowder.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I accept her gift in the spirit it is given (spits onto the table).

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I destroy it. It looks delicious and I love corn.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd vomit down her throat, then rob her of any valuables

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