3/10, chicken and whiskey are shit and the candles are overkill and a waste of money for a mediocre meal. Noodles and salad thing look like they took no effort. Its nice you sat down for a dinner though so I'll give you 3 points
Chicken burned. Next time dry brine with baking powder. Also do the oven bake then broil style (brush with olive oil between). Still better than breakfast worth a fingering of her butthole (just one finger though)
>cheap Whiskey >cheapest cut of chicken >clearly boxed pasta
That said, you did great with humble ingredients, anon. The chicken isn't burnt, it's perfectly charred. Salad looks great, too. Not sure what's going on with the pasta, but even if it's a bit plain it looks like a balanced meal.
Oh I forgot 3/10. I was too generous last time but now I see you refuse to do something about the chicken and lack of seasonings in your carb loaded plate.
>Allow pasta to cool, add a sip of olive oil >Allow chicken to cool, remove burnt skin >Slice chicken off the bone, cut in strips >Mix with salad >Mix salad with pasta >Cool a cheap bottle of rosé >Get a refrigeration sack for your rosé and an airtight container for your pasta salad. >Get a little tent to shelter your stuff from direct sunlight >Go to the beach (or mountains) with your girlfriend and her family, enjoy a wonderful summer day. >Watch how your sister-in-law drools all over you. >This is definitely your fault, you like my sister more than me.
I have no idea why you settled for burnt chicken with candles and whisky when the salad showed so much potential.
i was going to be mean to you and your troony gf but eh, looks good enough for what i assume is a millennial or zoomer female. i'd be grateful for it and happily eat, the salad bowl and atmosphere is kind of quaint too. you probably shouldn't post your significant other on here unless you want us to take a shit all over you, her and your relationship which is what we've done here though, so, don't be moronic next time.
Chicken looks good. You never answered what you season it with.
Pasta is too much. Is it cacio e pepe? Salad looks fine.
With a meal like that, I'd usually say to have a longer drink with dinner instead of straight liquor. An old fashioned would work, but I think a highball would work better if you add in some bitters or amaro, too.
One part is seasoned with some pre made marinade, and the second one with kefir.
Also it was just plain pasta with butter
Knorr cube bouillon. It's your choice not to use them, but I can't pretend I didn't notice. The plate deserves a galant effort at most. Next time, consider the range of choices at your disposal. The choice was yours all along.
I laughed for good minute reading that
Italianon here, everything looks good but I'm fricking triggered by the fact that you guys have to throw everything together in a single plate like mongrels instead of having first course (pasta) and second course (meat + side)
God bless you and your girl OP btw
I read that to my gf and she said she kissed you
very fond-able. what age?
35
How does this idiot always manage to burn the fricking chicken
It's just fricking chicken, what the frick
Knorr cube bouillon. It's your choice not to use them, but I can't pretend I didn't notice. The plate deserves a galant effort at most. Next time, consider the range of choices at your disposal. The choice was yours all along.
Italianon here, everything looks good but I'm fricking triggered by the fact that you guys have to throw everything together in a single plate like mongrels instead of having first course (pasta) and second course (meat + side)
God bless you and your girl OP btw
Italians are triggered by everything. Old world food autists can get wrecked. I trigger my Italian mother in law all the time just for the lulz. She alternates between frothing at the mouth in rage, or drooling on herself because I made something amazing using ingredients or techniques that would never occur to her. Yeah, she makes some amazing food, but I'm pretty sure she thinks that if she changes any of the recipes, that the ghosts of her ancestors will come screaming out of their graves and haunt her forever.
Jokes about your sexual orientation aside, the fact that >she made the effort unprompted in this the year of our Lord George Floyd 2022 is a pretty good sign. Even if it sucks, she can learn to do better, but only if she's willing to put in work in the first place which this proves.
In this day and age, if he doesn't jizz himself and gush about how wonderful it is, give her head pats, and post it about it on every platform, she'll think he hates it, doesn't appreciate how hard she worked, and she'll get pissed off and eventually leave him.
I find it genuinely cute when someone's SO cooks for them, even if they're a troon.
I may be a far better cook than my wife, but her cooking always tastes better than anything I make myself since she tries so hard to serve me the best meal she can.
Chicken looks a bit charred, but I like some char on my meats anyway, so I'll let it pass personally. It really could use some sort of sauce though.
Pasta looks pretty plain, but the salad looks very nice.
And of course every meal is great with booze.
What would normally be a 5-6/10 meal is bumped up to 7-8/10 because your troon made it specially for (you)
This is the kind of meal a gay man raised by a single mother makes. What I'm saying is I think your gf is really a bf. I'm gay btw not sure if it matters.
Jokes about your sexual orientation aside, the fact that >she made the effort unprompted in this the year of our Lord George Floyd 2022 is a pretty good sign. Even if it sucks, she can learn to do better, but only if she's willing to put in work in the first place which this proves.
>my gf (male) made me dinner
>he's hiding his manhands now
Lmao.
imagine being so virgin you get psyopped by transistors into thinking every woman might be a man. it's hilarious to observe, a whole generation of "men" having their sexuality corrupted with fear that 0.05% of the (western) population might successfully trick them one day. I bet on the rare occasion you go outside, you double-take women that initially catch your eye because you think they might be male. lmao
It has to contradict everything about what you said. Literally none of us are fearful of getting tricked by a troony because it's literally impossible.
the b***h boiled penne, bought a bag of premixed salad and some rotisserie chicken from safeway.
do me a favor - if you eat noodles at home, watch 2 greedy italians and stop trying to add every fricking thing in to a dish and figure out how 4 ingredients taste good together. i bet she still uses her teeth.
This is the kind of meal a gay man raised by a single mother makes. What I'm saying is I think your gf is really a bf. I'm gay btw not sure if it matters.
It might have been actually grilled. Judging by the look of the interior, it seems like they're actually in a house and might have a yard. I know this is a foreign concept to all of you people who live in tiny pods in an apocalyptic hellscape city, but some of us actually cook outside.
imagine voluntarily letting Culinaly shit on someone you (presumably) love. what the frick is wrong with you OP. there's a reason I don't talk about my family on Culinaly, it hurts to see people talk less of someone you care for
Talking about any aspect of your personal life on Culinaly seems to mindbogglingly moronic to me that I have idea why people do it. I instinctively assume anyone doing it is trying to bait.
you'd be surprised how many people are that moronic, there's an entire board dedicated to contactgayging and irl meetups. on some of the less topical boards or hell even on Culinaly people will post pictures of their rooms, desktops, houses etc to be downloaded and immortalized forever on some smelly dicked image hoarder's computer and imageboard archive websites. some people are just enormous attention prostitutes, makes me wonder why they'd use an anonymous website in the first place.
Talking about any aspect of your personal life on Culinaly seems to mindbogglingly moronic to me that I have idea why people do it. I instinctively assume anyone doing it is trying to bait.
These gays don't sound like they should be on Culinaly and live in such a state of denial about negative things relating to anything personal that they would get upset when anonymous people on the internet point those things out.
You homosexuals are so pathetic. Probably women, amirite?
>denial about negative
I'm not denying my family has their flaws and negative aspects but you're supremely moronic if you think Culinaly will deliver real, reasonable criticisms that aren't just intended to be buttholeish. >when anonymous people on the internet point those things out
again that's not what's happening. it's the same thing as if you're out walking on the street with your sister and some random dude on the street who doesn't know either of you comes up and says cruel and offensive shit about your sister. you know it's not true but no one likes to hear shit like that, and posting about family on Culinaly is like purposefully going to the street corner where that dude hangs out
If your gf cooked dinner like in the op photo and you invited a friend to eat with you, would you be completely cool with your friend saying
3/10, chicken and whiskey are shit and the candles are overkill and a waste of money for a mediocre meal. Noodles and salad thing look like they took no effort. Its nice you sat down for a dinner though so I'll give you 3 points
? Not even to her face, just to you when you're by yourselves. If you wouldn't give a frick about that, you're the same type of moron as op and a shit bf (also like op).
post a photo of yourself with your family, faces showing, ideally at a family dinner. if you don't mind harsh insults toward your family at all you have no excuse not to post. I'm waiting, homosexual.
Whose penis is bigger?
Joke aside, some anons might be deriding it, but I'd eat it. As some said some people are absolute coolers and finding a girl that'll cook for you is getting less coon. There's also the sentiment behind it, that's enough to make it great in my eyes. Would whole heartily enjoy.
>he's hiding his manhands now
Lmao.
rent free inside your head
remember that your wife (the person pictured) loves you
3/10, chicken and whiskey are shit and the candles are overkill and a waste of money for a mediocre meal. Noodles and salad thing look like they took no effort. Its nice you sat down for a dinner though so I'll give you 3 points
Chicken burned. Next time dry brine with baking powder. Also do the oven bake then broil style (brush with olive oil between). Still better than breakfast worth a fingering of her butthole (just one finger though)
Bragging about having a gf on Culinaly is possibly more pathetic than just not having a gf at all.
And the food looks like basic American trash.
>my gf (male) made me dinner
Don't forget child rapest (aka homosexuals)
Plain pasta?
hit me up the recipe of that salad senpai
>Pasta not stuck together - tick
>Chicken is cooked - tick
>Properly dressed salad on the side - tick
>Missing utensils - cross
3 out of 4 anon
Still the same burnt chicken? Can’t heshe cook anything else?
>cheap Whiskey
>cheapest cut of chicken
>clearly boxed pasta
That said, you did great with humble ingredients, anon. The chicken isn't burnt, it's perfectly charred. Salad looks great, too. Not sure what's going on with the pasta, but even if it's a bit plain it looks like a balanced meal.
Hope you and your lady friend had a nice dinner.
>boxed pasta
Can't rate without breasts.
He ain't got breasts, but he shaves his legs.
I'm down with that anon. Post pics.
very fond-able. what age?
14
Chicken again? Cringe!
Way too much pasta. Chicken looks good. Shitty candle holders. Table cloth from a Chinese prostitutehouse.
>Way too much pasta
oh shut the frick up
>same nasty ass burnt chicken
The salad is yet again the only highlight of your meal. Maybe you should become vegetarian?
Oh I forgot 3/10. I was too generous last time but now I see you refuse to do something about the chicken and lack of seasonings in your carb loaded plate.
>Courvosier snifter
I don't have anything nice to say about your dinner, sorry.
>Allow pasta to cool, add a sip of olive oil
>Allow chicken to cool, remove burnt skin
>Slice chicken off the bone, cut in strips
>Mix with salad
>Mix salad with pasta
>Cool a cheap bottle of rosé
>Get a refrigeration sack for your rosé and an airtight container for your pasta salad.
>Get a little tent to shelter your stuff from direct sunlight
>Go to the beach (or mountains) with your girlfriend and her family, enjoy a wonderful summer day.
>Watch how your sister-in-law drools all over you.
>This is definitely your fault, you like my sister more than me.
I have no idea why you settled for burnt chicken with candles and whisky when the salad showed so much potential.
too many noodles, otherwise looks fine
>a sip
what the frick is wrong with you
carb portion too large
whiskey not drank out of snifter
do not invite someone over to feed them chicken legs. thighs minimum
I mean it looks...alright. Nothing stellar but probably better than 80% of women her age could cook, since it's relatively grim nowadays
i was going to be mean to you and your troony gf but eh, looks good enough for what i assume is a millennial or zoomer female. i'd be grateful for it and happily eat, the salad bowl and atmosphere is kind of quaint too. you probably shouldn't post your significant other on here unless you want us to take a shit all over you, her and your relationship which is what we've done here though, so, don't be moronic next time.
Hello, Russianon.
Chicken looks good. You never answered what you season it with.
Pasta is too much. Is it cacio e pepe? Salad looks fine.
With a meal like that, I'd usually say to have a longer drink with dinner instead of straight liquor. An old fashioned would work, but I think a highball would work better if you add in some bitters or amaro, too.
One part is seasoned with some pre made marinade, and the second one with kefir.
Also it was just plain pasta with butter
I laughed for good minute reading that
I read that to my gf and she said she kissed you
35
Burn? Looks fine too me
Knorr cube bouillon. It's your choice not to use them, but I can't pretend I didn't notice. The plate deserves a galant effort at most. Next time, consider the range of choices at your disposal. The choice was yours all along.
Italianon here, everything looks good but I'm fricking triggered by the fact that you guys have to throw everything together in a single plate like mongrels instead of having first course (pasta) and second course (meat + side)
God bless you and your girl OP btw
Italians are triggered by everything. Old world food autists can get wrecked. I trigger my Italian mother in law all the time just for the lulz. She alternates between frothing at the mouth in rage, or drooling on herself because I made something amazing using ingredients or techniques that would never occur to her. Yeah, she makes some amazing food, but I'm pretty sure she thinks that if she changes any of the recipes, that the ghosts of her ancestors will come screaming out of their graves and haunt her forever.
for me it's not a trigger, it's plain disgust for seeing you eat like animals (which, let's admit, you are)
You hide your disgust behind autistic gibbering so well.
This reminds me of my autistic nephew that refused to eat food if two dishes were touching each other on the same plate.
Jokes about your sexual orientation aside, the fact that >she made the effort unprompted in this the year of our Lord George Floyd 2022 is a pretty good sign. Even if it sucks, she can learn to do better, but only if she's willing to put in work in the first place which this proves.
In this day and age, if he doesn't jizz himself and gush about how wonderful it is, give her head pats, and post it about it on every platform, she'll think he hates it, doesn't appreciate how hard she worked, and she'll get pissed off and eventually leave him.
That's a bad quip because George Floyd wasn't born 2022 years ago so it only shows you don't know what things mean.
George Floyd is a pre existent being you racist piece of shit
It's not about the quality of the food anon, it's about what the meal represents. It's a good sign.
How does this idiot always manage to burn the fricking chicken
It's just fricking chicken, what the frick
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I find it genuinely cute when someone's SO cooks for them, even if they're a troon.
I may be a far better cook than my wife, but her cooking always tastes better than anything I make myself since she tries so hard to serve me the best meal she can.
Chicken looks a bit charred, but I like some char on my meats anyway, so I'll let it pass personally. It really could use some sort of sauce though.
Pasta looks pretty plain, but the salad looks very nice.
And of course every meal is great with booze.
What would normally be a 5-6/10 meal is bumped up to 7-8/10 because your troon made it specially for (you)
imagine being so virgin you get psyopped by transistors into thinking every woman might be a man. it's hilarious to observe, a whole generation of "men" having their sexuality corrupted with fear that 0.05% of the (western) population might successfully trick them one day. I bet on the rare occasion you go outside, you double-take women that initially catch your eye because you think they might be male. lmao
Nah, the trannies are pretty obvious. It's only the closeted gays and pledditors who act like they can't tell.
Yes, the real ones are very obvious. You didn't contradict my post at all.
It has to contradict everything about what you said. Literally none of us are fearful of getting tricked by a troony because it's literally impossible.
Its ok. Drumsticks aren't really a pasta and salad cut. Better to go for some tenders or breast or pork. Could use some sauce and cheese.
the b***h boiled penne, bought a bag of premixed salad and some rotisserie chicken from safeway.
do me a favor - if you eat noodles at home, watch 2 greedy italians and stop trying to add every fricking thing in to a dish and figure out how 4 ingredients taste good together. i bet she still uses her teeth.
100% this. Pathetic attempt/10. Hopefully you put more work into this relationship than you do cooking for it.
>rotisserie chicken
clearly has grill marks
This is the kind of meal a gay man raised by a single mother makes. What I'm saying is I think your gf is really a bf. I'm gay btw not sure if it matters.
I ask her to have sex with another girl but she doesnt want to
looks ok..that chicken is 95 percent not fully cooked in the middle though
what a depressing looking picture from the food right down the the gross looking thing sitting at the table
Whatever the frick's going on with the chicken being scored looks pretty tight
Why does the chicken tights have abs? Don't tell me she used a waffle maker to fry them. EIther way, your table cloth screms eastern european.
It might have been actually grilled. Judging by the look of the interior, it seems like they're actually in a house and might have a yard. I know this is a foreign concept to all of you people who live in tiny pods in an apocalyptic hellscape city, but some of us actually cook outside.
looks bland as shit niggy, do wypipo really? seems so..
Goocheese?
I can fix her
>NIGGGGGGGAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
she’s perfect
i'm so loney
Another day, another pathetic thread
imagine voluntarily letting Culinaly shit on someone you (presumably) love. what the frick is wrong with you OP. there's a reason I don't talk about my family on Culinaly, it hurts to see people talk less of someone you care for
Talking about any aspect of your personal life on Culinaly seems to mindbogglingly moronic to me that I have idea why people do it. I instinctively assume anyone doing it is trying to bait.
>seems **so mindbogglingly moronic
I meant lol.
you'd be surprised how many people are that moronic, there's an entire board dedicated to contactgayging and irl meetups. on some of the less topical boards or hell even on Culinaly people will post pictures of their rooms, desktops, houses etc to be downloaded and immortalized forever on some smelly dicked image hoarder's computer and imageboard archive websites. some people are just enormous attention prostitutes, makes me wonder why they'd use an anonymous website in the first place.
These gays don't sound like they should be on Culinaly and live in such a state of denial about negative things relating to anything personal that they would get upset when anonymous people on the internet point those things out.
You homosexuals are so pathetic. Probably women, amirite?
cope Black person
Why do you seek validation from bitter Culinaly teenagers?
>denial about negative
I'm not denying my family has their flaws and negative aspects but you're supremely moronic if you think Culinaly will deliver real, reasonable criticisms that aren't just intended to be buttholeish.
>when anonymous people on the internet point those things out
again that's not what's happening. it's the same thing as if you're out walking on the street with your sister and some random dude on the street who doesn't know either of you comes up and says cruel and offensive shit about your sister. you know it's not true but no one likes to hear shit like that, and posting about family on Culinaly is like purposefully going to the street corner where that dude hangs out
If your gf cooked dinner like in the op photo and you invited a friend to eat with you, would you be completely cool with your friend saying
? Not even to her face, just to you when you're by yourselves. If you wouldn't give a frick about that, you're the same type of moron as op and a shit bf (also like op).
post a photo of yourself with your family, faces showing, ideally at a family dinner. if you don't mind harsh insults toward your family at all you have no excuse not to post. I'm waiting, homosexual.
Me on the left.
July 4th family reunion.
Bet you feel pretty stupid now.
No one thinks your stupid "lolcow" is funny. Stop spamming him here.
Funnier than the gay who keeps making these threads.
Chicken and salad looks great, I'll give the pasta a pass IF it's salted or has some sort of garlic powder.
enjoy your night anon
You girl didn't make you dinner, she made an elaborate social media post for likes
hope shes good at doing the dishes / 10
>literally plain noodles with butter
Are you fricking serious Black person? Do you live in total poverty?
Simple pasta is best when you have other components on the plate, otherwise it will compete.
Wtf that's literally what food shelf Black folk eat
Gallons of sauce does not make pasta simple.
aglio e olio is a simple pasta, op's is just plain
Whose penis is bigger?
Joke aside, some anons might be deriding it, but I'd eat it. As some said some people are absolute coolers and finding a girl that'll cook for you is getting less coon. There's also the sentiment behind it, that's enough to make it great in my eyes. Would whole heartily enjoy.
Looks like some boring shit a grandma would prepare.
That said, good to have a partner who even makes the effort.
Hey man did your b***h cook the fricking chicken in a waffle iron?
the food is probably 6-7/10 but the ambience makes it good
Are your candle holders just shot glasses? oh man
Candles are shit tier anyway.
why the frick do people keep separating protien and carb like an austic ocd? Put the chicken on top of the pasta and it looks 16x times better
Oh yeah I'd really like my chicken slipping and sliding around on some shit pasta
Aww, its nice that your mother still makes dinner for you.
2/10
s(he) didnt try at all but tricked you into thinking s(he) tried
>drums
oh no. get a new gf.
>oh no. get a new gf.
This is the most Culinaly shit I've ever seen