A neighbor just gifted me 20 lbs of pork chitterlings. They stink like shit and won't fit in my fridge. What do?

A neighbor just gifted me 20 lbs of pork chitterlings. They stink like shit and won't fit in my fridge. What do?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >picrel say 10lbs
    *squints in doubt at you*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's 2 containers you goofdick

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i only see one. fake thread

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          this thread is just AI training chitterling recipes. the image in OP is AI generated.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >AI generated.
            AI cant do text like that. It'll just come out as smeared gibberish if you try to zoom in.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >goofdick
        I'm stealing this

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking plagiarist

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you ever see this in print you'll know who stole it

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw them away or give them back. They're a lot of work for little payoff, and most likely you won't like the taste of them.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    boil then stir fry in chinese seasonings

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    chuck em at his porch

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    slave food

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is a chitterling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think its pig intestines

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      would have taken less time to type chitterling into your search bar and hit enter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah well maybe i didn't want to do that?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i like to think banes are like gushers if you bit into one. would you eat roasted drones?
          >eat ze bugs

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            probs
            would love to gobble down on some marauder bbc though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      chitlins are pig buttholes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s pork bung. Chitlins are the intestines.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’re called chitlins. No one calls them chitterlings. You have to clean the feces out of them really well or they stink like shit. Actually, they stink like shit even if you clean them. Gordon Ramsay went to a soul food restaurant on Kitchen Nightmares and the chitlins made him vomit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone continue to sell these in the current year
      No one on earth is forced to eat like this any longer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The colored folk like to larp as if they're slaves, so they'll proudly eat actual trash and say they're reclaiming it as "soul food" or some shit.
        Makes them feel like they're doing something, I guess.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're called chitterlings when you're white.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    post neighbor's hand

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dump one bucket in front of the entrance to a synagogue, and the other in front of the entrance to a mosque.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start Cleaning, Boy!

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here
    I got rid of them in a dumpster at the gas station. I hate wasting food but Im not going to force myself to eat something gross.
    Im black and so is my neighbor (she's from jamaica), for those curious. I talked to her again today and she said she wasn't going to eat them which makes me wonder what the frick she did to unwillingly acquire 20lbs of pig shitstockings

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