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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect for shitting, enjoy you freak indian.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It really is.

      >Enjoy your eight bowls of slop, anon!

      I'm truly sorry you're so addicted to Culinaly memes and propaganda you'll miss out on some of the greatest dishes ever mad.
      >slop
      Do you even know what that meme was meant for, prole?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why? Who asked you to be sorry? Do you think anyone cares?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    was it so hard to wear gloves for cooking?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Enjoy your eight bowls of slop, anon!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only took three replies for 4chin's new favorite buzzword to appear, and what an ugly buzzword it is.
      >slop
      eugh, I cringe when I see it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >slop
        >new on Culinaly
        You’re the new one here, newbie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's relatively new. it only became a thing when the sloppa shit guy spammed the board for months until everyone just parroted him

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And how long ago was that?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              a couple years ago but when you've been here for 14 years things stay new for a while

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And most importantly the Culinaly use of slop isn’t related to the /misc/ use of slop.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the last time I went to pol was 2012 and there was a guy pretending to be a time traveler and the thread reached bump limit so I decided those weren't the type of people I wanted to interact with. I don't know any pol memes or culture.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ok but that doesn’t stop /misc/ memes from filtering out and reaching general internet culture like Pepe and soyjaks have. Sometimes it even spills into the real world like with the OK symbol.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ok but that doesn’t stop /misc/ memes from filtering out and reaching general internet culture like Pepe and soyjaks have. Sometimes it even spills into the real world like with the OK symbol.

                not everything pol. but the people who shill here want you to think it is so they can shame you by association. they want you to think negative memes are the result of some deranged bigoted agenda pushed by actual nazis. They do this because millenials, genx, and boomers have been controlled through guilt and shame because they were raised in a high-trust white majority society secretly infiltrated by a group of non-whites pretending to be whites. This is why they fall for 'antisemetism' and other memes and why guilt is used to shape discourse involving them. To them, 'nazis' are the devil and it's a dog whistle to call them out on things like that.

                But modern memes come from places like tiktok, and tiktok is where zoomers are 'educated' by non-whites and forigners who ARENT controlled by the tribe. This is a problem for the tribe, because all those third world people they imported to sabotage the millenials/genx/boomers UNDERSTAND how the tribe opperates and exposes their dirty little tricks and meme's to the westerner's children and suddenly you have this giant cultural divide where the older white people will die to the last goy to defend israel and their businesses/agenda, but zoomers are ready to 14/88 race war now due to their constant exposure to muslims, asians, africans, ect. They understand everyone is trying to frick with them and everyone has their own plans that benefit only their group

                Zoomer do not know shame, they can not be controlled by guilt. They are more or less an autistic generation immune to the old forms of propaganda. This is an unironic consequence of being subjected directly to globalism and being surronded by forign cultures where they themselves are the poorly treated minority, thus they tend to have a stronger grasp on the actual situation and have no time for these outdated forms of social control.

                >Indian Muslims using the Anglosphere Internet to complain about Indian Hindus
                >Chinese using the Anglosphere Internet as a form of soft power to demoralize their biggest enemy
                Us Westerners don't care about your problems. Go back to your own corner of the Internet, the Kenyans you are paying to mock bad street food aren't funny when you find out it's all a CCP funded stunt

                based knower.

                it's so cringe theres all these 'anti-bullying uwu stawp hating indians' psas.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >muh in-group bias is morally superior
                You're supporting a perpetual conflict that will never be fully won by either side and you unironically believe that's the ultimate wisdom that no generation has ever considered before even after all the bloody conflicts in history.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >the war will never be won so just surrender!

                what did he mean by this.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He thinks he’s enlightened and sees something the rest of us sheeple don’t. Many such cases

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You have a lot of questions. I suggest you shut up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know how to use this website, please lurk more and stop shitting up the board.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not doing anything of the sort. You need to understand the situation.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                For those curious, that's a type of millet porridge.
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragi_mudde

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >millet porridge
                homies is eatin #bird #food

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                For those curious, that's a type of millet porridge.
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragi_mudde

                That loaf looks pretty good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Slop can't be any more than 5-6 years old. That's still relatively new

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          "Slop" in the way it's used now is totally distinct from the older "sloppa", which was neutral and sometimes even positive. The latter referred to various wet, viscous meals, whereas the former is a derogatory term for any given foodstuff the poster dislikes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mmm smorgasbord

      Love sloppa.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love a good thali. The ignorant and xenophobic will scream their lardy low IQ dogshit, however.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have the rice bowl with a side of the rice ball.
    Can I get that to go.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had the desire to eat indian food ngl

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this makes Culinaly‘s butthole pucker in rage
    lmao

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Poopoo platter and rice.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We know. That's why it's uncouth to use that hand. Meanwhile, Westerners wipe their anus with their right hand and use that same hand to "politely" shake hands with everybody they meet.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's funny, I was thinking the same about Americans. Subhumans.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Har har mahadev.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they not use spoons or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you not heard of memes like touch grass, grounding, barefeet walking and such? I'm white and even I know that staying in contact with the Earth is indeed important for wellbeing regardless of spiritual woo woo. So touching food with your hands is important to connect with the nature of life arising from Earth and going back into the Earth. Touching life that has died for you so you can live on. Life that will become part of your body like you as a lifeform are part of a larger body, an ecosystem, the universe. To be in touch with that is important.

      Of course racists are too dumb to understand such philosophy or you wouldn't be racists in the first place. Go rebel against Rishi Sunak and such traitors but OP does no harm.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It just looks awfully inconvenient to not use utensils.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't know what a fork is.
          Anon, it's what you might call "proddy prong prong" at the bottom of the picture

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        indian food is one of the most inconvenient to eat with your hands. very saucey and the spices are very pungent and get into the pores of your skin. i made the mistake of mixing chicken marinate for tikka masala with my hand and it was still orange and smelled like curry after washing it multiple times with soap

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Could be the reason why pajeets have orange hands and smell funny

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    asiatic here, that looks cursed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like a problem with your eyes haha get it because Asians have different eyes and people say it makes it harder for them to see lol jk anyway man how's it goin?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Indian Muslims using the Anglosphere Internet to complain about Indian Hindus
    >Chinese using the Anglosphere Internet as a form of soft power to demoralize their biggest enemy
    Us Westerners don't care about your problems. Go back to your own corner of the Internet, the Kenyans you are paying to mock bad street food aren't funny when you find out it's all a CCP funded stunt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you not heard of memes like touch grass, grounding, barefeet walking and such? I'm white and even I know that staying in contact with the Earth is indeed important for wellbeing regardless of spiritual woo woo. So touching food with your hands is important to connect with the nature of life arising from Earth and going back into the Earth. Touching life that has died for you so you can live on. Life that will become part of your body like you as a lifeform are part of a larger body, an ecosystem, the universe. To be in touch with that is important.

      Of course racists are too dumb to understand such philosophy or you wouldn't be racists in the first place. Go rebel against Rishi Sunak and such traitors but OP does no harm.

      Soup will never be finger food no matter how hard you cope, Prakesh and Ranjeet. You shoulda invented hamburgers and mcnuggets...if Indians weren't literally too dumb to recognize the caloric value of meat, reducing themselves to weasel-thin 70 IQ shit-covered monkey men through their vegetarianism.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Less than half of Indians are vegetarian and the vegetarians consume a good amount of dairy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      schizo

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like it could use another bowl of rice or some naan.
    A damn shame it's nearly impossible to discuss Indian food here, the /misc/ infestation is too deep. In first world countries, our friendly 7-11 people actually engage in proper hygiene so we don't have to worry. DHEC would shut them down within a month and fine the hell out of them if they didn't.
    Delicious food, my favorite restaurant is the Indian place in the next town over from me. The missus and I always end up spending over $100 when we go.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a perfect meal if it had more rice*
    my bad guys

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why does Culinaly get filtered by indian cuisine so hard?
    >nb4 you post streetshitter webms showing zero hygiene that are completely irrelevant to your kitchen and the resturaunts you have access to

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most people don't know what Indian cuisine actually is. So they don't know that a lot of it is pretty similar to foods they already do know.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        spicy potatoes, 10 weird murky soups with rice and desserts that taste like sweet wax are not typical of white people cuisine, jeet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tandoori chicken with tamarind sauce is basically BBQ chicken. Palak paneer is creamed spinach. Dal is split pea soup. Gulab jamun is doughnut holes in syrup. A lot of it is stuff you already know just with some more spices. A lot of traditional stew recipes from Europe and America used spices that are commonly used in Indian cuisine still.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But why does it all like diarrhea?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              *look like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I worked pest control for a few years and the Indian and Chinese kitchens were always the nastiest, filthiest places. Their standards of hygiene are completely different than in the west. Even run down ghetto fried chicken spots next to trap houses were cleaner. I’m not being racist or memeing but Indians and Chinese can’t into clean restaurant kitchens, at least not in America. Even the higher end places were always much, much dirtier than other kinds of restaurants at the same price point. I don’t eat at Indian or Chinese restaurants anymore btw.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are memeing and you are definitely racist. Go pack to /misc/ and stop shitting up my board, you lying sack of shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not lying or racist but you sure sound mad. Anyone who has serviced an Indian or Chinese restaurant kitchen will say the same thing about the lack of cleanliness.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You've never worked a job your life, you're just a racist NEET. Go leave and stop posting here!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Carbs and carbs and carbs and fat and sugar. No wonder heart disease and diabetes so prevalent in India.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Considering USA is 33% obese and India is 10% obese that’s not much of a difference.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Japanese food doesn’t look like diarrhea
    Italian food doesn’t look like diarrhea
    Argentinian food doesn’t look like diarrhea

    In fact, most food from around the world doesn’t look like diarrhea. Why does all Indian food look like different shades of wet bowel movements?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nope, not trying too hard. It literally looks like wet feces. Trying too hard would be posting pics of diarrhea next to Indian food.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There is no joke, jokes are funny. This isn’t funny. Indian food literally looks like diarrhea. Have you seen diarrhea before, Rahjesh?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Indian works in a kitchen
    >it’s the dirtiest kitchen I ever worked in
    Got it. Indian+kitchen=dirty

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Indian food makes Americans seethe and lose their mind.
    What is India's secret?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Having a cuisine that looks like diarrhea
      Raping everyone
      Smelling bad
      Street shitting
      Scamming
      Refusing to play by the rules of the western nations that take them in
      Still claiming Indian superiority even though they live in the comfort of the west

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Americans can't taste anything except salty, sour, sugary and hot. Their brains short circuit when faced with the delicate complexity of Indian flavors.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If Indians are so superior, why is their country a garbage dump and why do so many flee to the west like you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because they get paid to come over here.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If Indians are so superior why is India a literal trash heap? You can’t succeed in your own country so you come to the west and abuse our kindness to enrich yourselves. Why don’t Indians care about improving India?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >India is considerably better than the US
    Then why would you leave India? Are you moronic? You leave a better country (India) for a worse country (US). How does that make sense?

    >you guys should invest more in education
    We do. That’s why all you Indians come to our universities. Weird that westerns aren’t clamoring to get into Indian universities when India is so superior.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Because some shithole paid me a lot to move as an specialist, why else?
    This means
    >economic opportunities don’t exist in my superior country so I had to leave my homeland to take advantage of western economic prosperity
    >meanwhile let me tell you why India is number one even though I left for America because my country is a poor trash heap and I didn’t want to be an impoverished street shitter like my countrymen
    lololol

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s a fun game. Randomly drop a pin on google maps in India and see how long it takes to find piles of garbage.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that food is untouchable

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >What happens to sewage in India?

    >Currently, 93 percent of sewage finds its way to ponds, lakes, and rivers without treatment. Untreated sewage is the leading polluter of water sources in India, causing a host of diseases including diarrhea (which kills 350,000 Indian children annually2), agricultural contamination, and environmental degradation.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And you don’t care that your country is a garbage heap that kills 350,000 children every year from shit in the water. That’s why you come to the west. Do you wonder why people aren’t flocking to your superior country and instead come to the US like you did? Maybe it has something to with 350,000 children not dying annually from drinking shit water.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, what the frick is he supposed to do about it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe stay in his homeland and try to solve the problem of kids dying from shit water instead of moving to the west to enrich himself because his homeland is a literal shithole. Even Africans have figured out not to shit in the water they drink. But I guess when you have 1.3 billion street shitters living in a caste system, hundreds of thousands dead Dalit kids isn’t even worth mentioning.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I don’t care that 350,000 of my people who are children die annually from drinking water contaminated by human feces because I have fun in America
    Yup. Sounds like a typical materialistic jeet

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Indians are genuinely disgusting people. Fricking annoying too.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >how did you managed to get bullied
    >sorry of
    Come again?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a dide of tice to go with your rice

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bowl of donkey shit
    >bowl of elephant shit
    >bowl of cow shit
    >bowl of goat shit
    >bowl of bull shit
    >bowl of horse shit
    >bowl of sheep shit
    >bowl of chicken shit
    >rice
    Indian cuisine is so vibrant and diverse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sirs. Please do the needful and kindly revert.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does Culinaly unironically hate indian cuisine just because it's le pajeet food? bro i can barely go a week without my butter lamb, biryani, and naan. the only indians who can even move here on H1Bs are upper caste and have strict sanitary rules, my co-worker tells me about the countless cleaning maids they had in india and the maids who cleaned the bathroom aren't even allowed to enter the kitchen. seriously being an upper caste indian is living life on auto-pilot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its literally just self-hating indians who come here to shit (lol) on indian food

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an American born & raised, and I love Indian food. I also love shitting on other Americans over the internet, for laughs.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks pretty good. Would eat.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what is blud doing, its gonna squish back up into his butthole

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Well, you’re the ones immigrating here and not the other way around. Our poor live like kings compared to poor Indians.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >No, I'd say on average it's more or less equal today, and in a couple of years the average Indian will be living a better life.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    im not coping im asking about the guy shitting into his own ass

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    >Sure friend, you're not coping. Now how about trying to put some effort on this?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >On October 2, 2019 Prime Minister Narendra Modi declared India open defecation free (ODF). It was a personal promise by Modi to mark 150 years of Mahatma Gandhi’s birth. This was one of his first developmental promises made from the ramparts of the Red Fort in his first Independence Day speech.

    >In the next 60 months, as he said while declaring India ODF, “600 million people have been given access to toilets, more than 110 million toilets have been built. The whole world is amazed to hear this.”

    Hahahaha.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >self hating shitskin wont answer why a guy is shitting into his own ass
    and IM coping? i dont care about any of the shit going on in your argument except for the shit going into a mans own ass.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Can you re-write your post in English, I'm not fluent in Ebonics.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >New Delhi(CNN) At the Bhalswa landfill in northwest Delhi, a steady flow of jeeps zigzag up the trash heap to dump more garbage on a pile now over 62 meters (203 feet) high.

    >Fires caused by heat and methane gas sporadically break out -- the Delhi Fire Service Department has responded to 14 fires so far this year -- and some deep beneath the pile can smolder for weeks or months, while men, women and children work nearby, sifting through the rubbish to find items to sell.

    >Some of the 200,000 residents who live in Bhalswa say the area is uninhabitable, but they can't afford to move and have no choice but to breathe the toxic air and bathe in its contaminated water.

    Here’s the best part

    >Bhalswa is not Delhi's largest landfill.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you still didnt answer my question, why is a guys ass so low to the ground that he is shitting into his own butthole

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >All I see in this thread is a mutt shitting, not from his butthole, but from his mouth and hands.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Did they at least have the courtesy to show her Indian hospitality and shit on her first?

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >For what I know they planned to kill her and decided to have some fun before, quite nice to see US establishment propagandists getting what they deserve, even if it didn't end as it should.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i squat like that when i camp but i know not to squat so low to shit into my own butt, im purely curious and youre being dodgy. why is he shitting into his own butthole?

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Again? Come one friend, aren't 'white' Americans supposed to be smart, you can do better than this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Indians gearing up to fight the Predator.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    but im not dumb enough to shit into my own butt, why is he shitting into his own ass?

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    sharting isnt purposefully shitting into your own butt, why is he shitting into his butt as protest?

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why wont this guy redeem a simple question? not all indians shit into their own butt, i'm just curious why this particular guy is. i love indian food but im just wondering why a guy would shit into his own ass.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    #Relatable

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they shit on their ass and ankles? If they lifted up their asses a little bit more they could spray their curry poo away from their ass and feet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they shit on their ass, up their ass, on their shirts, and their ankles. no wonder arranged marriages are the mainstay.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I had that right now. Looks great.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell, the fat American got rekt! Doesn't realise because typical low IQ

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you guys shit in your ass? Can’t you lift your bums a little higher?

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you ask for indian spicy even if they don't list it on the menu?

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Diets with no meat aren't "perfect". Humans need meat to function normally. This is what a goat will call the ideal meal.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whoa. Why did half the thread get deleted?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because it was off topic shitflinging.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok I'm ignorant but why is one rice on the plate and another rice in a cup?

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >rice pile next to bowl of rice
    why?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One is for wiping of the bum after meal.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    damn pajeets are seething
    i wish the IP counter worked so that I could see if it's just like 20 people bickering

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