A Tennessee client offers you whiskey, you accept. Then they say, neat or on the rocks?

A Tennessee client offers you whiskey, you accept. Then they say, neat or on the rocks?

Do you say neat: and sound like either a connoisseur or a /alc/ lush?

Or do you say on the rocks, and sound like a pussy, but more professional and not an /alc/.

This is a definite consideration at times.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whiskey and a glass of ice water

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's actually a smart move. thanks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whiskey and a beer chaser.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        White trash detected. I wouldn't do that with top shelf or even mid shelf whiskey.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No shame in a beer chaser unless you whip out your own Steel Reserve

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's called a boilermaker and only homosexuals don't like them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Make sure you drip a drop or two of water into the whiskey glass so this dude immediately knows you have your head fully up your own ass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        pour the whiskey into the water to confuse him

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't, I'm on heart medication.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok grandpa, you just lost the client worth 5 mil. nice job keeping it together.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Hmmm I could die but keep my job or lose my job but live
        That's a real thinker. I'd have a good laugh about all the money you lost on my way out the door though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Actual chud response

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks chuds can’t drink straight whiskey
            imagine being this moronic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao no, chuds are the type to die for the chance to lick corporate boot. ESPECIALLY if it means drinking something that makes them feel manly.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              no they aren’t. chuds aren’t npc’s

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The frick are you talking about? Corporations are the ones shoving pride flags in everyone's faces and forcing them to call crossdressing men real women. How the frick do you make that connection?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well it's pretty easy when you actually seek out accurate information about the world around you instead of relying on the dipshits they pay to flood Culinaly with right wing propaganda. Corporations exist outside of the Walt Disney company.
                >you can't make me give workers water breaks in the burning Florida sun!
                >frick you, Musk daddy can bust all the unionizing attempts he wants, why would I ever want better pay when I could buy a sweet xbox with the union dues?
                >PLEASE God Emperor, give us more Supreme Court Justices to give corporations more rights
                >Come on McConnel, why aren't you trying harder? Those corporate tax breaks won't pass themselves you lazy c**t
                Sorry. Nevermind. I saw a woman in the background of one scene kiss another woman, where it could easily be edited out for the Chinese release, of course right wingers hate corporations. They really care for their fellow worker. I will try not to bring up the constant attempts to grind laborers into the dust because you dumb c**ts think one day you'll be the one with the boot. Fricking shit for brains. Walk into traffic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >work unionized job in blue state
                >pay dues to organization which not only does not represent me in any dispute with management, but instead uses the dues to fund anti white causes
                >they will however threaten strikes if the company does something which conflicts with leftist causes, even if said thing will benefit workers.
                Leftists don't care about workers at all, you just want power and are willing to exploit anyone to get it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >anti union
                fast food wagey detected

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're replying to somebody who does not work and get's their political views directly from "left wing" (actually state funded) talking heads.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dammit Johnson

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I say neat and pour it into a plant when he’s not looking and then wink at the camera.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care and will pick one at random. If the client is stupid enough to read business acumen into that choice, then it's probably not a good idea to enter into business relations with them anyway.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neat, unless he's serious and will add a few drops of water. Just don't chug the whole damn thing - you're not at a college bar.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      listen here you sonofabitch, you're gonna slam that whisky then we're going to the tiddy bar to sign this contract

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Client of my dreams.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >neat, soda back

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I make a big show of taking a glass dropper and perfectly dropping exactly three drops of water into the whiskey, then I swirl, take a sip, wince, and say "well it's fine grog but it's no Jack Daniels". I then begin aggressively fellating the client.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jack daniels makes the best whiskey sours sans egg white

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish that were me, I love sucking dick but paying ladyboys is prohibitively expensive so it can only be an occasional treat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ha, your gayness did make me chuckle

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll just take it neat because I don't like my drinks too cold. I don't care if I come off as alcoholic. I know I'm not and I don't have anything to prove.

        I feel like you could suck dick for way cheaper.
        I believe you could probably even make money sucking.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    always neet with whatever a client gives you. you want to show appreciation. it’s not hard to enjoy straight liquor, just takes a little practice, and clients will appreciate it

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dealer's choice

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll have what he’s having

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i say neat then sneeze when i take a sip and blow it all over my face and place the empty glass on the table but miss because theres whiskey in my eye and have it fall on the floor and then i say whoops and get up to pick it up and trip on the coffee table then stumble all the way out of the office and down the stairs and out the front door and into an open manhole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Still get the deal anyway by complete coincidence
      Based Mr. Bean.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hate it when that happens

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't, I'm on several grams of alprazolam and I'll die of respiratory failure if I drink.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    neat
    thats how my father and grandfather do it

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NEET, and pull out my Pokédex

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just take it neat. I'd prefer with ice but momma didn't raise no b***h.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >A Tennessee client
    immersion broken, nobody in tennessee is commissioning anything except fake oxycodone prescriptions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      never been to Nashville? jesus man.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neat and just don't drink it too fast. Man you zoomers need a manual for everything.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    decline and ask for a neat islay scotch idc what

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One mint per shot of vodka and anyone will know you are wise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pep o mint
      >having a mint party

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a mint party
        They exist, but I guess you have never been invited. That's kinda sad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah i just sit at home eating mints by myself

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry to hear that man. Maybe you can find some people that go to such events.
            >picrel
            Another mint party i went to not too long ago. It was absolutely wild!

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >On the rocks, crammed up your ass.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I politely decline. I inform them that I don't drink because there is a history of alcohol and drug abuse in my family.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The client apologizes and says he understands. You don't end up with the contract. You get fired for under-performing.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >part of a whiskey club at work
    >fricking hate whisky, but attend because these are the old guard of the industry, 20+ years on me
    >first day, host connoisseur asks if I want my whiskey rocks or no
    ...you know what? You know that whisky better than me. I'll have it exactly as it should be served please
    >mfw everyone loves me
    >mfw year later I still think thousand dollar bottles taste like shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So how did they serve it to you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember. I just take it as they serve it now. And he always takes a couple extra minutes explaining it to me individually. He thinks I care. Makes him happy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gotcha, so your story is completely made up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've had to stomach this shit once a month since covid. Frick you. have a nice day

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And yet you can't remember basic facts about it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What a load of bullshit, tells this story and can't remember how his whiskey was served. I'm actually laughing

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              In his defense; it's either this, or sucking dicks at those meetings.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >old fricks reward young upstart for knowing their place, expressing no opinion, and doing everything they say
      Take a hint, bro. They see you as a pawn for their office politics to use when the real men come in and start coming for their jobs.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neat with a milk chaser

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >on the rocks, and sound like a pussy
    you afraid to drink water?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bourbon and branch water for me, thank you

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drink it neat cuz the ice is too heavy.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you say neat: and sound like either a connoisseur or a /alc/ lush?
    >Or do you say on the rocks, and sound like a pussy, but more professional and not an /alc/.

    I would say nothing to them. I would listen to what they had to say, which is what no one did.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idk im not old enough to drink

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    obviously take the bottle from him then assault him with it after a few hearty glugs

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll take it straight

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, you sound like a pretentious queer, so I'm going to do the exact opposite of what you're recommending.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ask him how much the bottle cost. If it's less than $200, I ask for ice. If it's more than that, neat.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whiskey tastes like varnish smells
    im 32

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I say

    >no thanks, I don't drink

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neat unless they insist it is better on the rocks. I'm a polite guest

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sorry sir, but if I take that drink the next stop is picking up street Blacks to procure crack rock and ordering research benzodiazapenes of the darknet.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whiskey with coke also some sugar cubes to add in as well. Make sure its a coke zero as well.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you accept
    Ha, no. Repeal the 21st.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you are at le high stakes client meeting where the wrong choice of drink could lose you ZILLIONS
    Ask me how I know you've never been there

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neat with a side of water. You'll only look like an alcoholic if you down it fast or ask for more.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Correct. For example, if I see someone ordering a drink with ethanol, I can read that they won't be worth negotiating with.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the straight-edge kid is playing pretend again

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have any pepsi to go with it?

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I think not, seeing how having an addiction is generally a hinderance to running a successful business.

    >the straight-edge kid is playing pretend again

    >kid
    Speak for yourself. I've matured, you're mentally stuck at the age your cousin gave you a six-pack of beer behind your parents' back.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're not fooling anyone, my sweet boy. If you'd matured or had any business sense, you wouldn't be defending your lifestyle choices on Culinaly on a weekday.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What time is it on the east coast?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >having an addiction is generally a hinderance to running a successful business.
      And yet all the elites are on some flavour of crack
      At least the poor ones. And the elite elites are on adrenochrome

      It's more like without an addiction, you're not gonna get anywhere

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If a client is offering you whiskey chances are he's an alcoholic too so go for neat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >chances are he's an alcoholic too so go for [the exit]
      Fixed.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not ordering a whisky highball

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drink it neat, so I'd say neat.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends. How's the weather?

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll need an ice cube dunked into it for around 10 seconds before being removed.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I say "one neat, one on the rocks and one glass of water."

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Old Forester Rye is CRAZY good for a $20-something bottle.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorry, I don't drink alcohol, how about a tea?

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have never had alcohol, is whiskey a good one if I want to try a bit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I have never had alcohol
      Keep it that way.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Better do rum. tastes better if you mix it than whiskey. Try an el dorado 12 or plantation XO if you want to sip.

      pampero anniversiario or chairman's reserve if you want to sip cheap

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wild turkey 101

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore

      Better do rum. tastes better if you mix it than whiskey. Try an el dorado 12 or plantation XO if you want to sip.

      pampero anniversiario or chairman's reserve if you want to sip cheap

      and

      wild turkey 101

      . See

      >I have never had alcohol
      Keep it that way.

      .

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't. I never really drank until my late 20's and I regret it. I'm not a full-blown alcoholic at this point, but it's annoying and frustrating having to resist the urge and at times caving.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >annoying and frustrating having to resist the urge

        It is when you fail, but it can be awesome if you've got a strong enough will to do just that. you have to be tough on yourself. No compromises untill you are mentally strong enough to say no; yes you're better off not drinking at all. but once you have only one drink every couple of months, or even less, it is an addicting feeling to be in control of substances that want to control you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whiskey is shit tier and only alcoholics love it. It's for people who would drink pure alcohol if it was socially acceptable.
      Alcohol has a nice taste in very small doses, like in cooking you can add a hint of alcohol and it will make many dishes and desserts so much better. It's like sugar or salt, very good, but imagine drinking a bottle of pure salt. It's awful. That's what alcohol is like.
      The only enjoyable drinks are low in alcohol. Grape juice with a small hint of alcohol that gives a nice little kick to it and gets you buzzed.
      Whiskey tastes like ethanol, just fricking nasty. Only when you swallow whiskey you will get a little hint of other tastes, but only a pretentious alcoholic moron will pretend like those little ''notes'' are worth tasting and that they got something out of tasting a wooden barrel in their ethanol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm trans BTW

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most moronic take. I like the taste of ethanol and I WOULD drink it pure if it was convenient and not too expensive to obtain (non-denatured) - and most importantly if it didn't frick you up. I don't drink often or a lot because being drunk feels weird and moronic.

        But when I do drink I drink vodka. Whiskey absolutely has weird tastes that mask the actual alcohol. So does rum, it's even worse (I can tolerate whiskey, but rum just straight up tastes bad). Gin is fine I guess, it's a bit unique and I actually like the flavour too. But vodka's the way to if you just want alcohol.
        Of course whiskey is a spirit so you still get an alcohol taste, it's not like wine or something. But it's very much not the drink of choice if you're actually in it for the ethanol, provided you have options.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna taste like gasoline either way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I have never tasted good whiskey
      >I have only tasted Jack Daniels and Johnnie Walker

      https://i.imgur.com/w876GJZ.png

      >Culinaly: Anime Website
      For an anime website, it has a lot of non-anime related boards. Maybe back in your day, 2008~2014, it was an anime board but not anymore, old man

      Over half of the banners at the top are anime/manga. The website was literally created for the purpose of its creator having a place to talk about anime and manga.
      I see people on every single non-Japanese culture board complaining about anime posting constantly. This means that anime is posted on every single board constantly.
      Do you know why anime is posted on every single board constantly?
      Because it's an anime website inhabited largely by anime fans.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >This is a definite consideration at times.
    I highly value the peace of mind allowed by just accepting the consequences of not caring for such things, so I can openly question such things as the topic instead of displaying some predetermined preference like some actor-negotiator. Usually drops the topic quickly if they are a dullard who can't or won't reflect on their ego.
    I believe most people call this being a fool, but caring about ice in my whiskey over WHATEVER THE FRICK OUR COMPANIES CAN DO FOR THE WORLD BEYOND CONSUMING IT FOR TRANSIENT MATERIAL THRILLS WHILE SIPPING BOOZE seems rather foolish to me tho.

    Like golly if someone is actually going to affect a negative change in my quality of life over that cultural pedantry, I think my life is worth more than enabling that pedantry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It seems like you think pretty highly of yourself. Why don't you own a powerful company so you can put all that definitely-correct philosophy to use?

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black label? Cut it with a little branch for me.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Drank almost every day for about 6 months
    >Decided to quit two weeks ago because I was getting fat
    >haven’t drank since
    Are you guys actually addicted to this stuff or do you just not feel like stopping?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fake alchy

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's actually no etiquette. Whisky drinker here. As in, that sort of ghey club. On the rocks dilutes the initial taste, but it's not actually a faux pas if you want ice. Not in any general realm. If you're concerned about judgement then it's always better to have it neat. Ultimately, nobody gives a frick, especially as if you're in a proper place, ordering "on the rocks" you get a massive ice cube, just a single one, which barely melts by the time you've finished the drink. I prefer a blend over a single malt, which makes some people react. You like what you like, people are different, you can't impress people by ordering what you think they want you to.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I prefer a blend over a single malt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >like what I like or I'll respond with a tranime meme
        I'm grimacing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I bet you don't even drink it neat in a Glencairn.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have a Norlan, yes I drink it neat. I'm also not homosexual enough to post anime. It's an absolute embarrassment.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Norlan
              >outwardly flared top
              It's shit. 0/10. Whisky card revoked. Man card revoked.
              >I hate anime
              >Hmm out of the thousands of websites I could talk about whiskey on, I think I'll choose Culinaly, an anime website
              moronic. Non-moron card revoked.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You do know that there are many types of Norlan? You don't know what I have. As for anime, this site has surpassed being an anime website and when it was, it was much less about the 12 year old girl shit that you're hocking.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >for me, it's watching sweaty musclemen engaged in copious amounts of physical contact while I sip on a fine Diageo whisky such as Talisker™ and sit on my Bad Dragon dildo
                >for me, it's watching deep, intellectual, profound anime for deep, intellectual profound individuals such as myself while I sip on a fine Diageo whisky such as Johnnie Walker™ while wearing a fedora and sitting on my Doc Johnson TitanMen anal trainer

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                DESU, I don't get most of those references. I don't really watch anime and haven't since I grew up. I don't wear hats. I drink compass box in the cheap variety and wildmoor when I'm splashing out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >le man card
                holy reddit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Culinaly: Anime Website
                For an anime website, it has a lot of non-anime related boards. Maybe back in your day, 2008~2014, it was an anime board but not anymore, old man

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >A Tennessee client offers you whiskey, you accept. Then they say, neat or on the rocks?
    If they have an issue with your preference, you state that you took the Distillery Tour at Jameson in Middleton, Ireland, and they (the master blender) informed you that you cannot taste all the flavors without some water, so do like the experts told you, especially since he was serving something so special to him from Tennesee. Scence.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Outraged, I swiftly slap the client in his pansy-ass face. How dare he offer me some backwater whiskey and not GIN, THE SUPERIOR LIQUOR DRUNK BY THE GODS THEMSELVES?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ah Karen, way to defend your feminine corner. Powerful and brave

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a Client be serving ME alcohol? Isn't he my customer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Client-consultant relations are two way streets. They need you as badly as you need them, and they know you could go work for their competitor if they don't throw good will gestures your way. Of course you'd have to be an actually sought-after professional in your field to know that. Heh.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what if I tell my client he has shit taste in drinks? Male me a Jame-oh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          *make

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don't like ice in drinks because i have bad teeth and the cold hurts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You better take care of your teeth BOY

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Old fashioned pls

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone presses you by claiming you are drinking wrong its basically the same as the gays insisting steaks can't be cooked well done. Those people are lower class cretins and you are better off not associating with them.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'd say neat, but i'd ask if they had glenlivet or jameson. if he's like "no, we're drinking xxx" i'd laugh and order a vodka redbull, pound it, and then order another. i'm leaving the bar in the back of a cop car at this point

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think the assumption in the OP is you're in your buisness partners' office, and they offer you a drink (likely from a small bar or decanter) your options are likely whatever the 1 or 2 bottles he has on hand are.

      You're not ordering drinks at a full bar in public with your buisness partner.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ah well then i excuse myself for a moment, go to my car, chug a 4loko, and bring a couple more up to his office (i always have a huge stash of 4loko in my car)

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a test and the only correct response is "I don't drink on the job".

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whiskeygays are the katana reviewers of the alcohol kingdom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What about Russians in vodka?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There is no exclusive elitist vodka culture like there is with other spirits. So long as it meets a moderate quality threshold, it's fine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Damn right. 40% ethanol, 60% water, everything else is distraction.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, about that, pham, what is my whisky of choice if I've already had, in chronologic order of celebrations:
    1. glenmorangy 10, it was ok I guess
    2. laphroaig, wouldn't repeat
    3. Blue Label, the high on this one was so good that I'd consider buying 2 bottles for 4 people drinknig
    4. a few glenmorangies with some weird editions like bourbon kask and another one I don't recall, they were ok
    what's my "serious celebration" whisky , as in man that thought previous celebrations were top noctch has to go an extra notch to celebrate now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you like JW Blue, I'd say try Gold/Green. Far more affordable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the idea is that I get something even better than blue one this time around

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and I think both Green/Gold are better than Blue, and cheaper.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Johnnie Walker Green/Gold

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but you also think blue is shit, and the guy in question asking for suggestions liked blue.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't call Blue shit. It's shit for its price, obviously, but it's not shit. It's perfectly inoffensive.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "I don't drink, infidel."
    Then I proceed to behead him and send the video to the news media.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a person that shows moderation will be respected far more than just being some cool dude who can party when it comes to business. I've been in this exact situation on both sides of the table. A lot of times this is a test/trap to see if you can regulate or see your true colors when you're drunk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only relevant if you're gonna get drunk off of a single glass of whiskey.
      Otherwise, just don't refill, lmao. Moderation means you take a little bit for politeness, but don't keep drinking afterwards. Doesn't mean you have to drink the worse whiskey in the first place.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >A lot of times this is a test/trap to see if you can regulate or see your true colors when you're drunk.
      It is absolutely a test
      >tests the group hosting the meeting on their hospitality
      >tests the visiting group on their manners
      >tests individuals on their self control and how well they fit into upper class society
      If you're hosting and don't offer alcohol or offer shit tier alcohol, if you're visiting and refuse alcohol, and if you're visiting and keep drinking because it's free, those are all fails.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In the past I would have said neat, but I legitimately cannot stand whiskey so I'd ask for it on the rocks in hopes it dilutes away.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like to order it neat; when our drinks arrive, I spot a large amount of phlegm into it and swirl

    “Oh, you haven’t been taught about how this opens up the flavors?”
    I ask, as I slam down the entirety of the drink in a single gulp. “Must not be a connoisseur, plus this stuff isn’t really worth the dehydration anyhow” I say as I give a condescending look at them

    Frick y’all

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give me the bottle barkeep

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >drink whiskey for a bit
    >I have a negative mental association with whiskey now
    >legitimately can't stand the taste of whiskey anymore yet I can chug vodka like it's nothing
    What the frick

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just say neat and down it right at the end when youre about to leave so you dont have to endure the horrid taste

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On the rocks if I'm asked, neat if not.
    I like the aesthetic that ice gives along with how the profile changes while I drink it. But I'm not picky.

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