a waiter places this in front of you. how do you react?

a waiter places this in front of you
how do you react?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excuse me, but I ordered the large one.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Thank you."

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would go absolutely looney tunes on it

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who even eats this sort of shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do. I became bored of regular food, and now I travel from gentrified city to gentrified city, searching for whatever new stunt foods I can find.

      I've eaten things you people wouldn't believe... Mac and cheese stuffed steak from a food truck in Dimes Square… I’ve eaten salmon Ravioli served out of a roller skate… I watched chefs load hotdogs into dough in the dark of a pizza hut in Kyoto. All those moments will be lost in time, like poop down the drain… Time to eat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I once put pizza rolls in a quesadilla. It was alright.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you don't understand the level that i am at
          i'm so far gone that pizza rolls in a quesadilla just sounds to me like a regular meal

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can’t relate, I only do ice cream.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          raggle fraggle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/qz98jhP.jpg

        you don't understand the level that i am at
        i'm so far gone that pizza rolls in a quesadilla just sounds to me like a regular meal

        at what point did you realize this is your life
        i tried a burger with chicken fried steak and gravy on it at a local place i enjoy last month. i don't think i'd get it again but your posts have me worried.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Congrats, this will probably get screenshotted and upvoted on Twitter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/qz98jhP.jpg

        you don't understand the level that i am at
        i'm so far gone that pizza rolls in a quesadilla just sounds to me like a regular meal

        you havent lived till youve tried whale meat.
        you've been to japan, so im sure its not out of the question is it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Top zozzle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stellar post

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I accuse him of being from a 6000 year old pedophile cult

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank them and proceed to portion it out to my family of five.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I asked for medium-rare, and I assumed the mac and cheese came on the side. And can I get lettuce/tomato/pickles? I kind of just assumed that was standard. I think you might have the wrong table."

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Now that's what I call MAN food! Now, could you please fetch me a bottle of Doctor Shart's Naga Annihilation XXXX rectum ripper hot sauce? Although the fare in front of me is certainly quite MANLY, I just need that extra KICK. Oh, and bring me another glass of Independent Beard Boys Brewing Company thrice-hopped Smoked Mango and Raspberry Doughnut IPA, stat!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sir, this isn't a blog about your dining experiences

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      usually i find soijack posting unbearable but this one got a good chuckle out of me for some reason
      maybe cos i know like three of these exact guys in real life

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would thank him

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why not use a bigger bun?
    presentation?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're a big burger.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #BiblicallyRealisticAngel

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would stuff it into their toilet, really clog it up

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cram it in front of the waiter and other customers

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ask him to be my bf

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can I get some chopsticks, pls?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "i love being american. and extra fries please!"

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GUARANTEE THAT MAC AND CHEESE IS BLAND

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RIGHT? BLAND AS HELL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RIGHT? BLAND AS HELL

      White people don't be season they mac and cheese

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would suck his dick. And then not eat that abomination

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd eat it because all the components probably taste good, but I wouldn't order something like that.
    Pain in the arse to eat.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this is what I ordered, then I thank him. If this is not what I ordered, I ask what it is and decide if I want to eat it anyway. Chances are I do not want this.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deconstruct that barbaric mess and eat it with a fork and knife.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unhinge my jaw like a snake, and devour this abomination without chewing.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excuse me waiter, I didn't order the "I'm Ready to Settle Down Now Burger".

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thank you
    >take the top bun off
    >slide the mac off in one spot with a fork
    >pepper it
    >slide the pulled pork into another spot with fork
    >put the bun back on the rest of the burger
    >salt the burger a little since it's pretty good looking and special/rare
    >eat the burger in on sitting
    >take the mac and pulled pork home in a container
    >tip 20%
    >go home
    >beat my wife to death

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "How the frick do you expect me to eat this? Do I look like Scooby doo?"

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could do it as long as the sauce on the pork wasn't too sweet
    My game plan for big burgers is to cut them in half and pile fries on them to absorb excess grease before it soaks into the bun

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