Afghanistan

how did such a nightmarish country produce such god-tier food?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Becasue they're white

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a literal monkey

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >left a cherrypicked example of a 1/500 light skinned pashtun/russian mix in Afghanistan
      >right a cherrypicked example of a 1/500 pinoy goblin in the Marine Corps

      Go back to shitting up /misc/ israelite

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are actually part of the first Caucasians, which are the Persians.
        >israelite
        You are really fucking stupid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tells others to go to /misc/
        >uses antisemitic slur
        You are a /misc/chud.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All of you need to go back.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          retard go back to /r/Culinaly before your nimby ass turns even whiter

          https://i.imgur.com/C05gExX.jpg

          how did such a nightmarish country produce such god-tier food?

          hard times create strong people

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Afghans on essentially Muslim mountain Polacks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's not what most of their food looks like

      That's equally non representative of both groups

      >left a cherrypicked example of a 1/500 light skinned pashtun/russian mix in Afghanistan
      >right a cherrypicked example of a 1/500 pinoy goblin in the Marine Corps

      Go back to shitting up /misc/ israelite

      Go back

      They are actually part of the first Caucasians, which are the Persians.
      >israelite
      You are really fucking stupid

      Caucasians and Indo-Europeans are not the same, you have to go back as well

      https://i.imgur.com/7DMXtgD.png

      >tells others to go to /misc/
      >uses antisemitic slur
      You are a /misc/chud.

      You go back too

      All of you retards need to log off and touch grass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >All of you retards need to log off and touch grass.
        zoomer detected

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >log off
        >from Culinalys
        OK, boomer.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t speak for the food, never tried it. I got some afghan hash that put me on my ass for hours, highly potent smoke.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ainsley Harriott

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude got rich cooking traditional black food and married a blonde British woman, hes living the BBC dream

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yea boi

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're probably American but I'll give you one tip: please open the world map and see what other countries are next to it.
    This will explain the influences. India isn't that far either.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is this supposed to look appetizing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      american seeing a delicious, well-rounded, and healthy meal prepared with wholesome ingredients, completely absent of goyslop:
      >is this supposed to look appetizing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looks pretty good

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nightmarish country
    says who?
    your "media"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm not him but holy shit 2/3rds of my life or so you've been in war/occupation from another country so that sounds pretty fucking nightmarish

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you actually think Afghanistan is a nice place to live? Do you think that at any time in the last 50 years it would have been a nice place to live?

      https://i.imgur.com/C05gExX.jpg

      how did such a nightmarish country produce such god-tier food?

      Most Afghans aren't eating anything like that.

      Here's a fun excerpt from The Afghanistan Papers about Afghan cuisine. Relevant parts circled in red.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but yes Afghanistan is a beautiful place to live if you're a muslim and looking for adventure

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you're a muslim and looking for adventure
          Is that a codeword for being suicidal?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We’re going to conquer India along with the help of China

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              China despises Muslims strategically, ever heard Euguria?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        jesus... these primitive fucking towelheads... making a pot of rice barefoot... so unsanitary, what if they slipped and landed feet-first in the pot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          then it becomes a traditional mexican dish:

          rice with feet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          more flavour, and a story to tell the kids

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sand monkeys

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, when it comes cuisines from nightmarish countries, it's Yemen
    Afghani is alright but not as flavourful. Also worse value, but way more common where I live

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How often do you think they eat like that in Afghanistan? I bet if you ate less often as you normally do, your meals would be a little more thought-out and lavish too.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >thinking this is what the average afghani eats
    Lol
    Lmao even

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically how subservient their women are. See how "free and empowered" women in Canada are? No one says, "Mmmm I've got a taste for Canadian food tonight." Keep hoes on stoves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God save the soul of the poor woman unlucky enough to love you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He is not wrong though; Afghani women don't have many options for entertainment besides stuff like cooking and sewing, so they get lots of time to practice. Plus they tend to live in more extended families, so younger women end up having older women around to teach them to cook & get real judgemental if they aren't good enough.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't nightmarish until the west armed the theocrats who overthrew their democracy

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >90% carbs with carbs & oil & carbs
    No wonder their diabetes rate is estimated to be over 12%
    https://bmcpublichealth.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12889-021-10993-5

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're a mix of Indians and Iranian.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >BEANS
    >RICE
    >CHICKPEAS
    >TOMATO
    If these pics were from the UK you'd be mocking them.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My biological heterosexual male white friend had to quit working at an Afghani restaurant as a dishwasher because all the older Afghani men in the kitchen kept grabbing his ass and crotch, and trying to kiss his neck. He’s an in shape gym bro in his late 20s and he said they were all out of shape 40-60 year olds that he could have easily wrecked but he didn’t want the legal trouble of a white guy beating up gay Afghani men. He said they did not seem to understand that he could have beaten the fuck out of all them and kept on with their gay advances even after he made it very clear he wasn’t sexually interested in old fat Afghani men. Just cultural differences, I guess.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it only became a "nightmarish" country after the US destabilized the region in order to install military bases and steal oil.

    Big shocker, I know, Americans are the bad guys yet again.

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