>AI Voice: HI, welcome to Shitter King, what can we get started for you?

>AI Voice: HI, welcome to Shitter King, what can we get started for you?
Me: I'll have a whopper with cheese, no onion, extra pickles.
>Wagie voice: um... whopper, with um ... what?

Why the frick do I have to order twice?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because you didn't pre-chew your sentence to be digested by moronic 12 year old underpaid kids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >12 year old
      >implying fast food isnt staffed entirely by "retired" fossils and 30 year old dead ends

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >make a million billion customizations to item
    >expect double digit IQ wagie paid min wage to care or understand
    IMO BK is a good life lesson, despite advertising it as "your way", you simply cant always get what you want

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when I go out with fat people it amazes me how many customization they need to make and how mad they get if they don't get them (and how poor their palate is which is what drives the need for customization)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >can i, get...um...uhhhhh
        thats whats sad. drive thru moronation and the slow eye glossing when you reach the menu. its like watching temporary alzhemers

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I find it sad when people have the menus of shitty restaurants memorized

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            not everyone needs to memorize the menu, niko.
            >are you ready to order 😐
            >two mcchickens and a mcdouble :[
            >okay drive to the window 🙂
            is how it goes when your belly doesnt protrude farther than your wiener or chest

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't have a wiener
              >three burgers
              fat

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm trans btw. Not that it matters.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's real simple if the voice sounds like a happy young white guy don't answer for a few seconds and the opposite of that will ask for your order.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >[Professional Voice Actor]: Hi, welcome to Sneedy's. Will you be using the mobile app today?
      >answer yes, no, or don't say anything, doesn't matter
      >[Wagie]: Can I help you?
      What the frick is the point of this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What the frick is the point of this?
        There is no point. Shit infuriates me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's a fricking psyop thing. The professional/AI greeter makes it seem like they're fully staffed and attentive to you, when it's really two or three people overwhelmed and not able to keep up. Lets you staff less people but keep appearances up for suburban morons.

        Because the AI greets you right away when you pull up, the wagie who was only just told you were there just starts hearing an order without having put away their vape yet. They can't do the two things at once so they make you repeat yourself.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because you're a lazy moron that won't order inside.

    just fricking go inside. it'll take the exact same amount of time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Welcome to McRobot burger, please order using the app
      >Thank you. Now microwaving your order.
      >Order completed. Please collect your McRobot burger from the delivery tube.
      >You have collected 1000 McRobot points.
      Man it's great living in the future
      I never have to leave my car

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Go inside
      >Get shot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Welcome to McRobot burger, please order using the app
        >Thank you. Now microwaving your order.
        >Order completed. Please collect your McRobot burger from the delivery tube.
        >You have collected 1000 McRobot points.
        Man it's great living in the future
        I never have to leave my car

        >[Professional Voice Actor]: Hi, welcome to Sneedy's. Will you be using the mobile app today?
        >answer yes, no, or don't say anything, doesn't matter
        >[Wagie]: Can I help you?
        What the frick is the point of this?

        It's real simple if the voice sounds like a happy young white guy don't answer for a few seconds and the opposite of that will ask for your order.

        https://i.imgur.com/T2mS1bM.jpeg

        >AI Voice: HI, welcome to Shitter King, what can we get started for you?
        Me: I'll have a whopper with cheese, no onion, extra pickles.
        >Wagie voice: um... whopper, with um ... what?

        Why the frick do I have to order twice?

        You guys sure seem to hate fast food, so how about you just stop having it?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >Not exclusively ordering from places with an app so you can skip talking to the morons, children, and moronic children running the slop factory

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember back over a decade ago when the BK lounge was a prime spot to get a cheap burger. Skip everything else on the menu.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the BK lounge
      wut

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/kudjPvt.jpeg

        >BK lounge was a prime spot to get a cheap burger
        >BK lounge

        zoomers

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          homie, I'm 45

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomers
          That's a hard no.
          t.1971

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >BK lounge was a prime spot to get a cheap burger
      >BK lounge

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is that a Dane cook reference?
      homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oh actually his dumb joke revolved around the whopper lair, I think that's what it was.
          u still gay tho

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ordering verbally is too scary
    I use the app or touchscreens

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BK's menu font looks like an AI created it.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they haven't replaced those overpaid morons with a machine yet.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The thing that infuriates me is they are just using the most STOCK and BORING voice of a regular white guy.

    Why not get Ronald Mcdonald to voice the drive-thru if the only point for the AI is to waste your time by shilling their fast food phone spyware? Why not an anime girl? Why not a sultry furry vixen? Why not fricking Gary Goddamn Coleman?

    YOU HAVE ALL OF THIS POTENTINAL AND YOU WASTE IT ON POINTLESS GARBAGE THAT MAKES THE EXPERIENCE TAKE LONGER AND BE MORE CONFUSING THAN IF YOU CHOSE NOT TO DO IT!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >burger king
      >ronald mcdonald
      The fake clown scare around the remake of IT killed off RAN RAN RUman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh you mean the 2016 scary clown trend? That was fricking stupid.
        also I know but Burger King doesn't talk. He just kinda...stares at you and pulls burgers out of his ass.
        I would have said get an AI Duke Of Doubt voice but idk if you guys know who he is.

        He was a 1970s mascot back when the King could talk and perform magic tricks. His schitck was he would say "I doubt it" whenever the king did a slight of hand and the kids/king wold say "No doubt about it, Duke." He was basically just a Hamburglar ripoff.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think they make their dumbest employees take orders on purpose so people just use the app and bypass them. That's what I learned to do.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I say nothing when the AI voice speaks. I just wait until an actual wagie shows up.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This happens because executives want the slave to say the specials every single time in hopes that the customer will buy the special instead of their usual order. But the slave won’t do it because that’s dumb. So they have the recording do it, but the slave doesn’t play along so it doesn’t work anyway.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't forget the microphones and speakers are usually damaged

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just order ahead. I've never had a wagie frick my order up when it's done in the app. It's also faster.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think they make their dumbest employees take orders on purpose so people just use the app and bypass them. That's what I learned to do.

      Imagine having a life so sad that you're on a Weeb McChicken enthusiast image board shilling fast food apps.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think the word “shilling” means? Because I don’t think you know what it really means.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >buy one, get one
    ... well yeah, i just bought one, of course i'll get one.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    at mcdonalds it's a recording of a biracial girl who was made to talk like a white person and it just sounds annoying

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no onion
    >extra pickles
    Sociopath moment

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