You know they've never seen meat that hasn't been safely saran-wrapped on the butcher-tampon so it's not so scarey-scarey-bloody; they just like sounding edgy and the "Chinese eat dog" is like the laziest trope ever. You're not wrong, though. I mean, it's not *exactly* Louis L'Amour's "Sitka," because Sarah Palin would get devoured by wildebeests if she had to depend on her human sensibilities, but like you're right to defend Innuit culture and call that guy a bigot.
Depends on the bear zoom zoom. Black bears that live near cities indeed do eat trash. Black bears in the wilderness eat small rodents and dead things they find. Grizzly bears only eat their own fresh kills.
Aha - but bear turds are the delicacy. If you fry up a bear-turd, it's the most delicious thing ever... that's the Alaskan secret they *don't* tell you.
Nope. Crying is something trannies do right before they pull the trigger or jump off the stool. How much longer until you join them, Steve-... I mean, "Stephanie"?
You don’t want to eat grizzly. They taste like rotten fish. You would rather eat brown bear or black bear.
Fireweed jelly, Eskimo ice cream (fat and blueberries frozen and blended together), and burch syrup are all good foods to try.
>We don't eat that part of the reindeer where I come from
Are you from Israel? You people will eat the front part of an animal but not the back part. That makes a lot of sense
>ketchup >ranch >pickled jalapenos >unmelted shredded cheese >jar salsa
Who tf came up with these toppings? That looks positively disgusting. Reindeer sausage gets just spicy mustard, onions, sauerkraut, or maybe some cheeky Scandi stuff like lingonbaer or dill mustard.
Are bear meat like "poisonous" like they say? Also carnivorous animals are not really tasty, in general
Are those called bear sausage but a different thing unrelated?
reindeer are grass game, i would try sometime
We don't eat that part of the reindeer where I come from, homosexual.
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>obvious dick joke
Christ, your'e dense.
People post without being aware of blueboard rules, or worse, not following those
>You don’t want to eat grizzly. They taste like rotten fish. You would rather eat brown bear or black bear.
Brown bear is just another term for grizzly bear.
>Alaskan Cuisine
Alaskan Cuisine is my favorite. Pic is from Lone Star Steakhouse (yes I know it's a chain) in Anchorage, Alaska. Top: Country Fried Steak. Bottom: 16 oz steak, garlic mashed potatoes. Both with mac & cheese.
>Lone Star Steakhouse
Just because a restaurant is located in a region that doesn’t mean they serve the regional cuisine. There are Lone Star Steakhouses all over the USA and they all serve the same food
Bears are basically oversized dogs, i see they're taking a liking to chinese cuisine.
they live in the fricking snow, and eat whatever they can to survive, bigot.
You know they've never seen meat that hasn't been safely saran-wrapped on the butcher-tampon so it's not so scarey-scarey-bloody; they just like sounding edgy and the "Chinese eat dog" is like the laziest trope ever. You're not wrong, though. I mean, it's not *exactly* Louis L'Amour's "Sitka," because Sarah Palin would get devoured by wildebeests if she had to depend on her human sensibilities, but like you're right to defend Innuit culture and call that guy a bigot.
Sheesh, I don't even disagree with you but you could you try to sound sound less of a schizo in the future when you decide to make a post? Thanks
Nope.
Welcome to Culinaly, buddy.
Wait - you think that sounded schizo? Why? I'm really curious?
super long stream of consciousness run on sentences with, honestly, a style that invokes a speaking cadence rather than a written tone. ya feel?
Chinoids only eat food that has been hermetically sealed in saran wrap tho
Describes Alaskans perfectly
theres plenty of yellow snow to eat moishe so dont come @ me with your shitty excuses for a people you know nothing about
Bear paw is actually a delicacy in China though
everything is a delicacy in China because food in general has been a delicacy in chinese history.
Chinese food always shocks me because NOTHING ever has sear marks or browning.
Chinese seem to like soft and crunchy textures
chinese people only have 2 oversized teeth to chew with so they need to be careful with the types of food they eat
It is a delicacy in the Netherlands too, served with peanut sauce
>When I ordered a bear claw, this isn't what I expected to get.
>Bears are basically oversized dogs
Eating bear is like eating seagul, but animals subsist entirely on trash. Disgusting.
Depends on the bear zoom zoom. Black bears that live near cities indeed do eat trash. Black bears in the wilderness eat small rodents and dead things they find. Grizzly bears only eat their own fresh kills.
I havent had bear sausage since i was 4 years old 🙁
Looks more like nachos with bear turds.
Aha - but bear turds are the delicacy. If you fry up a bear-turd, it's the most delicious thing ever... that's the Alaskan secret they *don't* tell you.
what does bear cheese taste like
That sounds unironically good to have with a shitty domestic beer
any alaskan men itt over 6'2" please marry me
i'm 5'10" and have huge breasts and will bear your giant babies <3
you know the rules you prostitute
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are you tired and crying?
Nope. Crying is something trannies do right before they pull the trigger or jump off the stool. How much longer until you join them, Steve-... I mean, "Stephanie"?
is this some lame-ass copypasta?
don't get so defensive, stephanie
I'm a 5'2" male from Florida.
Thanks, reddit.
>Alaskan cuisine
Grizzly bear with salmon. The one and only true Alaskan Cuisine
You don’t want to eat grizzly. They taste like rotten fish. You would rather eat brown bear or black bear.
Fireweed jelly, Eskimo ice cream (fat and blueberries frozen and blended together), and burch syrup are all good foods to try.
What about reindeer hot dogs?
Of course. But reindeer sausage goes without saying.
We don't eat that part of the reindeer where I come from, homosexual.
>We don't eat that part of the reindeer where I come from
Are you from Israel? You people will eat the front part of an animal but not the back part. That makes a lot of sense
>obvious dick joke
Christ, your'e dense.
thats a good lookin glizzy homie, 8/10
>ketchup
>ranch
>pickled jalapenos
>unmelted shredded cheese
>jar salsa
Who tf came up with these toppings? That looks positively disgusting. Reindeer sausage gets just spicy mustard, onions, sauerkraut, or maybe some cheeky Scandi stuff like lingonbaer or dill mustard.
Are bear meat like "poisonous" like they say? Also carnivorous animals are not really tasty, in general
Are those called bear sausage but a different thing unrelated?
reindeer are grass game, i would try sometime
People post without being aware of blueboard rules, or worse, not following those
>You don’t want to eat grizzly. They taste like rotten fish. You would rather eat brown bear or black bear.
Brown bear is just another term for grizzly bear.
I would eat bear with a human diet.
Snow is the best Alaskan cuisine. Snow is fricking delicious.
Sounds good, always wanted to try bear. Same with caribou. There are mostly just moose and deer where I live and I'm not big on moose meat 2bh.
>Alaskan Cuisine
Alaskan Cuisine is my favorite. Pic is from Lone Star Steakhouse (yes I know it's a chain) in Anchorage, Alaska. Top: Country Fried Steak. Bottom: 16 oz steak, garlic mashed potatoes. Both with mac & cheese.
>Lone Star Steakhouse
Just because a restaurant is located in a region that doesn’t mean they serve the regional cuisine. There are Lone Star Steakhouses all over the USA and they all serve the same food