Alchoholics of?

Alchoholics of Culinaly, are the Coors Banquets really that good?
I'm a teetotaler but everyone always says how great this beer is.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    locals piss into the water supply for the brewery

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is it with beer bros and piss
      Can you just not stop thinking about urine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried piss?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, female piss is great

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you should ask the locals instead of a mexican donkeyshow reviewers forum

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's just a standard issue American macrobrew, all the big names taste essentially like nothing
    I prefer MHL but if you ever did a side by side of Budweiser, Miller High Life, Coors Banquet you'd find that they are all virtually identical in flavor, especially after you have had 4 or 5 and have a bit of a buzz
    the whole point of these beers is to taste like water.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong. budweiser isn't terrible but banquet is. budweiser also has a bit bolder medium syrupy flavor. miller high life is very crisp, refreshing and the perfect beer for the price

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >miller high life is very crisp, refreshing and the perfect beer for the price
        Nah american beer prices are fricked. You're basically paying the same for the big brands as you do for the microbrews. So taking the extra time to find a good local brewer will be the smart choice.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          18pack mhl is 10.99 where i live so I doubt that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You could pay me a million dollars per minute and I still wouldn't buy some 4% water. I'll take the extra dollar or two to get a good 6 pack and get a higher alcohol content even if it's fewer bottles/cans

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              for me it's not about the alcohol. i like the taste and to drink while doing stuff.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              MHL is 5 percent, miller lite is 4.2 percent
              all the major american brands and their light counterpart are the same
              Budweiser, MHL, PBR, Coors... all have higher alcohol content than Guinness for instance
              BUT
              if you want high alcohol content you probably shouldn't be drinking beer. wine exists, liquor exists.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You're basically paying the same for the big brands as you do for the microbrews
          ehh idk where you live but the big "normal" beers are hella cheaper than microbrews or "fancy" flavorful beers where I am

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bull-fricking-shit, 12 packs of craft brews go for $20-24 here, the same price as a 30 pack of cheap macro.

          MHL is 5 percent, miller lite is 4.2 percent
          all the major american brands and their light counterpart are the same
          Budweiser, MHL, PBR, Coors... all have higher alcohol content than Guinness for instance
          BUT
          if you want high alcohol content you probably shouldn't be drinking beer. wine exists, liquor exists.

          MHL is 4.6.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >MHL is 4.6.
            maybe in Salt Lake City or comething, i drink it all the time it is 5 percent and says so on every can

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.millerhighlife.com/
              https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/105/580/
              https://bevmo.com/products/7203
              now you go
              >t. guy who has had ~500 cans of high life this year

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >MHL is 4.6.
                maybe in Salt Lake City or comething, i drink it all the time it is 5 percent and says so on every can

                yeah i was wrong, maybe that's why MHL tastes better than the other brands

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus, you have a problem

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no way

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >132nd day of the year
                >500 beers
                >Comes out to ~3.75 beers a day

                I mean it's probably not great for him but unless he's binge drinking I wouldn't really call that a PROBLEM problem. That's a pretty standard tradesman or wine mom level of alcohol intake.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where I am highlife is the only reasonably priced beer 12 pack for $10, two 40 oz for $7. Every beer should be that price

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The problem in my area is that you can't really get "normal" beers from local brewers anymore. Half of every beer section is seltzers now and what's left of the "craft" beer is pretty much nothing but overly flavored IPAs that don't even taste like beer, or the occasional lager that's more expensive than Coors but not any better. Stouts, porters, non-IPA ales, etc. are basically nonexistent these days unless you want some peanut butter bullshit that costs $15 a bottle.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Budweiser is literally the worst beer I've ever tasted

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's not that bad
          I was influenced by advertising so it was pretty much the first beer i drank all the time
          nowadays my only knock against budweiser is it gives me headaches
          the worst beer I've ever had, besides weird shit like Sam Adams Cranberry lambic, i mean the worst popular brand for me BY MILES is fricking Rolling Rock
          i'll still drink it though

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would literally rather drink Mickeys or Colt 45 over Budweiser, it's that heinous to me. Every time I've ever had it it's tasted sickly sweet like it's rotting

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's definitely sweet but Colt 45 is way sweeter
              I'll happily drink all 3 of those but they DO have to be ice frickin cold
              there's a liquor store that sells 4 packs of colt 45 tall boys i'm no stranger to catching a buzz off that shit when i'm low on cash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      beers taste like sourdough bread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you think any of those taste remotely similar your tastebuds are fried.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes there is a difference
        but Coke and Pepsi are more dissimilar in flavor than the big USA beers
        huge red flag is someone likes one and hates another
        I understand preferring one brand's flavor, but when I meet someone who will drink Miller but HATES budweiser and talks trash
        I know they are judging the brand/label and not the actual beer inside the can
        because there is barely a difference between the big league USA beers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, Budweiser is a pale lager/pilsner. So is miller lite. If someone's go to is Coors or high life it is absolutely understandable why they might not care for the other two. You're going from malt heavy to hoppier beers. They all absolutely have a different taste to them. Coors banquet is actually pretty decent. I like high life, but it has a breadier/corny taste to vs coors.

          I'll happily drink any of them, but they do all taste fairly different and all go through very different brewing processes with different adjuncts and other bullshit

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok in the bottle. Also, what's up with those hands? Anon, are you not white? Shame!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coors Banquet is better than Budweiser, High Life, and Culinaly's favorite Yuengling...in my opinion. However if YOU don't like it, then stop buying it.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah its up there with yeungling as far as delicious shitty cheap beers go

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeungling is a thousand times more flavorful than Coors.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeungling is absolute Pennsylvania swill and the word is chinese for "rancid piss"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they hated him for speaking the truth
          Yuengling is legitimately undrinkable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's pic related. Yuengling is a little too low ABV for my alcoholic preferences.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        extremely based

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't one life-destroying chemical enough? You need to encourage crack use, too?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a hipster sort of, banquet is the new pbr

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, I used to drink PBR just because I liked it the most of the cheap beers I'd tried, and always hated the hipster associations, and then tried Banquet and liked it more and thought I'd escaped that shit by switching.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >banquet is the new
      Nice try, young gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Work on your reading comprehension, moron.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No need, you little homosexual. PBR is still the PBR and the banquet is still the banquet. Ask me how I know you're a younggay, bubblegay, and insufferagay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Seethe more, b***h. Your flailing is very funny.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Right. Go back

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy steele reserves instead anon. Or Barton vodka

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i was drinking barton vodka before i went to detox nasty shit

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fine if there isn't PBR or Yeungling

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My go-to for cheap but drinkable adjunct lager. Only $20 for 30 cans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My go-to as well when I'm in an area where it's sold but I can't get it here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, the lovely Vitamin R.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can get a case of Sapporo cans for $25 bucks at Costco, and since I live in Richmond Virginia it’s brewed close by

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a teetotaler
    Why would you ruin such a beautiful thing?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the stubby bottles but yeah a little on the sweet side for me but it's the best cheap American beer that's actually available nationwide.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beer doesn't do the trick for me anymore. Could be because I'm 6'7" tall and 270lbs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it could just be that beer contains about 7 times the amount of carbs as a spirit and gives you monstrous morning after shits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It could be because you're tolerant to the effects of ethanol at "beer" concentrations, meaning you've had too much. Then again, I'd argue if you drink enough ethanol to "feel it," you've had too much...

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beer is one of those things I always wish I liked but can't. Kinda like coffee.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you wish to be able to poison yourself palatably? I'm talking about both drinks you mentioned.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    highly quaffable, highly recommend for warm weather

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't find them in the stubbies like cobra kai so i haven't tried them

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had pretty alright beers when I was visiting the states last summer. A lot of the stuff that gets served in bars or restaurants tastes fine but has weird names.
    I also enjoyed yuengling tapped, the bottle has some weird metallic taste though. Pretty straightforward beer that has a nice color.

    I'm from Germany and craft beer never really took off because we have like hundreds of small regional breweries. But overall I enjoyed what I was served in the states.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see a shitty beer thread, I post about Hamm's and it's greatness

    Simple as

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After four or five you won't care about the taste. If you are just drinking to get fricked up then drink light beer. You can drink more faster and it's the same end result.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any answer except for miller high life is incorrect

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My grandpa used to drink coors, I like the can/bottle designs

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I messed up and got back into whiskey again the last 7-8 months (a fifth a day habit) but I'm looking to break out of it tonight by switching back to the greatest of cheap American lagers. Pic related

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love that shit
      I used to be a whisky snob (also a coffee snob) but that shit got too pretentious so I dropped it
      Gimme a few bumps and a few beers and I'm happy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dropped hard alcohol after losing job
      >been on just beer for over a year
      i think about tapering off and do go a couple days sober, but then i'll smell a corona or something and relapse. or get bored. if weed wasn't punishable by death i'd like to switch to that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm hoping to get back to that level, but my daughter moved out and got married last year so I turned into a total fricking drunk. The motivation to not just get annihilated every day just isn't there anymore but I've been this way in the past and the PBR Extra was a great compromise. Sucks about the weed situation because that shit is legal just about everywhere. I'm in Utah and even got a medical card, but for some reason I can't just smoke weed. I have to drink if I'm smoking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hated the high ABV PBR
      natural ice is better and costs less
      regular PBR is great though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the regular PBR but still prefer the extra because I can put away regular PBRs until my stomach is about to burst and not catch the slightest of buzzes.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer coors light

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Banquet is shit tier, who told you it was good?
    It's worse than coors light

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's better than the other big brews like Coors, bud or Molson

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every night I've drank Coors Banquet I've gone to jail. My friends now call it "jail beer" because of me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you must be pretty young
      I'd flame you for being a lightweight but I wish I still was
      it costs hella money to get blacked out and wild
      I miss being a teenager and getting faced off a six pack

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The trick is to not drink excessively. I have a beer or two every night. Been that way for the last decade. A 6 pack of anything 5% and up will get me there. Oh also don't be fat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a US Army veteran. I drink over a case of beer a night. have a nice day.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thank you for your service

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No thanks needed. I killed muslims. It was fun. I'd do it again.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Montucky is the best , it’s my personal favorite

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does alcohol always taste good in my dreams? It's always a nice flavor, sweet and bubbly, almost impossible to describe... then I wake up and have some liquor and remember it tastes like the way shoe polish smells. Why does something that feels so good have to taste so bad?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eventually it reprograms your brain. I couldn't stand alcohol as a teen but I pretended I did because I didn't want to be a homosexual. Then eventually my brain learned how awesome it felt to get fricked up and changed the way it tasted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does something that feels so good have to taste so bad?
      That's around 4 billion years of evolution telling you that what you're swallowing is poison. And yet, you still do it...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >And yet, you still do it...
        damn right, wont ever stop either

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why is drinking bad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why is [a chemical that binds to and denatures cellular proteins as well as disrupt other cellular functions] bad
          Well, shit. Got me there.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >binds to and denatures cellular proteins as well as disrupt other cellular functions

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well, that's about the response I'd expect from someone whose first "drink" was probably with the middle school soccer team.
              Here, I'll make it simple, stupid: when you (or whoever in your life who's allowed near a stove) cook an egg, the clear part turning white means the stuff that makes up the clear part ("albumen," as it's known professionally) is changing. Now imagine that happening to your body. That, albeit slowly, is what happens when you swallow ethanol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                getting drunk is fun. i don't give a shit if i live to 80
                you think i want to get alzheimers and rot in an old folks home? that's what happens to people in my family

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >getting drunk is fun
                So is huffing lighter fluid (according to junkies who are no longer my friends). When are you starting that?

                >bro, when you drink something impercieveable happens to your body on the microscopic level
                and I should give a shit about this protein chain reaction why

                >bro, when you drink something happens to your brain that shows up on a CT scan
                Fixed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh no, the israeli doctor is gonna be pissed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the israeli doctor
                Vodka is kosher, for the record.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bro, when you drink something impercieveable happens to your body on the microscopic level
                and I should give a shit about this protein chain reaction why

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i remember thinking homer's duff beer was nectar. but i'm sure it was to him, i've had delicious beers where i'd drink half all at once, couldn't stop myself, but i've never had that from a bottled thing i can buy at any convenience store

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pour one out for a homie who went before us. The absolute king of making-love-in-a-canoe beer.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's slightly better tasting than piss

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When some c**t misslabels price.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only had one pack but it was budweiser in a green bottle
      Peroni was my favorite until I found Carlsberg

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Montucky is the best , it’s my personal favorite

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