Alcohol Tolerance

Just had alcohol for the first time. I had 4 glasses of wine and a beer between 9:00 and 11:00 and was sober by 12:30, then I had a vodka and orange juice, and 2-3 glasses of tequila cut with water and it didn't make me drunk at all. I didn't sleep a wink, just took a shower and had an energy drink and got 110 wpm on monkeytype, so I think I'm basically sober. Do I have godlike alcohol tolerance? I'm half Irish and 155 lbs fwiw

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why didn't watered down liquor and pisswater make me drunk
    idk you fricking tranime moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never happened. Another made up fantasy just like your little girl anime dreams and wishes to seduce and groom young prepubescent males.

      [...]

      FRICK ANIME!!!!

      HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
      I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
      GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
      THE NIGHT GOES ON AS I'M FADING AWAY

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They enter the thread because they enjoy shitting on you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          One of the screenshotted posts that get spread around in response to this is an admission that they "detest" anime fans. So even if they get satisfaction out of attacking something, that satisfaction only comes from a dislike. Its like being upset when you see other people being happy and you yourself dont get happy from the same thing, either from trauma or from a damaged unhealthy brain that doesnt properly regulate your mood. Or when an ugly girl is jealous of a beautiful attractive girl. Ugly on the inside, ugly on the outside. Its like that saying: misery loves company.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never happened. Another made up fantasy just like your little girl anime dreams and wishes to seduce and groom young prepubescent males.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anime website

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >first time drinking
    you never feel it your first time.
    i remember being on a bus when i was 13 or 14, drinking vodka with another kid that was heading back to juvy from his home visit.
    i felt nothing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no I definitely felt it drinks 3-5 it was electric I'm an alcoholic now

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2-3 glasses of tequila cut with water
    >cut with water
    what the frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      idk an ugly korean girl gave it to me

      [...]

      Never happened. Another made up fantasy just like your little girl anime dreams and wishes to seduce and groom young prepubescent males.

      literally did happen last night

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >idk an ugly korean girl gave it to me
        ??

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your mommy gave you grape juice and soda water with food coloring and told you it was alcohol.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you're that guy who doesn't know how drunk he is until it's too late

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my friends told me I didn't embarrass myself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm that guy and it's a family trait. Everybody in my family who drinks goes from "sober appearing/regular drunk" to "violent vomiting before passing out" with no warning or stages in-between. I've learned to avoid this by ignoring how I feel and counting my drinks (I know how many drinks of various alcohol types it takes for me to hit the "point of no return").

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he said it didn't make him drunk at all

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The police should change their sobriety test to monkeytype

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >155 lbs
    post tummy

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK ANIME!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a lot of information missing to determine how much alcohol you actually drank. It seems you spread it out over time quite a bit as well. You need to normalize it by multiplying abv and volume for each type of drink you had and add them up. For instance my typical session is one 24 ounce clubtail Bahama momma at ten percent flowed by 16 1.5 ounce shots of Seagrams 100, usually around 2-3 hours per session. Comes out to 14.4 ounces of alcohol.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just drink on an empty stomach
    i need 4-5 beers to get buzzed drunk with food but but just 1 when I haven't eaten

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >110 wpm
    post hands

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you're just fat?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TV and casual drinkers make it seem like getting drunk is easy, but take it from a seasoned alcoholic. If you're serious about getting drunk, then you have to drink seriously. Stop cutting your liquor with water and juice like a baby, take your shots the way the rest of us do. I'm 6'3" and more than a little chubby, I have to start my night off with 2 straight shots to the gut, and I need to keep chasing it with more or else not only will I sober up quick, I won't even GET drunk.

    Also, the less you eat, the more effective it will be. For the record, wine/beer both exist for homosexuals to posture. Beer is for people that pretend to be manly on the internet but run from liquor because "I-I don't want to lose control!", they'll bust out every goofy teetotaler argument and start talking like catholic nuns about the devil's juice taking your soul away even though it's the same shit but more concentrated and with less extra nonsense.

    Although for your own safety since you're 155 pounds, take it easy before you know your limits, its easy to go overboard when you don't know where you should stop. Figure out what it ACTUALLY takes you to get drunk and stay drunk without vomiting before you go too hard.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >If you want to get somewhat drunk then uhh just make drinking your full time job!
    Just admit your stupid drug sucks

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >proud of alcohol desensitization
    yikes

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How old are you? I drank like this at uni, woke up annoyingly OK

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