>all life is carbon based
>You get fuel from eating life
>Plants animals etc
>Everything you eat is carbon based
>Graphite is just pure carbon
I am going to buy a large amount of mechanical pencil replacement lead and only eat that for an entire week getting all my nutrients from it
Wish me luck
Godspeed you absolute retard
You should inhale some nitrogen gas and eat match heads for phsophorous. Maybe try swallowing pieces of pure sodium metal as well.
Ok I'm not that stupid
But think about it (to my knowledge) the way that they find the amount of calories are in a food is they set it on fire and measure how hot it gets, coal is known for burning really well and it's mostly just carbon. All I'm doing is just cutting out the middle man
Look into the calories in gasoline, or diesel. You'll be sipping the good good soon enough.
>gasoline, diesel
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Tranny meme
Just eat protons bro
that stuff isn't pure carbon. it has binders. there are purer charcoal products you can get easily and eating a small bit is mostly harmless
isnt charcoal used to stop the diarrhea? So it could be potentially harmful
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Life is carbon based the same way cars are steel based
Yet it’s not the steel where the energy is stored, it’s the gas
Eating carbon is no better than eating pure sawdust
The carbon in graphite isn't bioavailable retard
Nta but "bioavailable" sounds like a modernist meme sciencecuck buzzword
Can anyone even give one legitimate reason why this wouldn't work? Avoid speculations and ad-hominem, please. Serious answers only.
Okay and what is wrong with eating sawdust? In theory, if we could properly digest cellulose there would be literally nothing wrong with it. In fact, with proper chewing and the addition of certain enzymes, human beings CAN digest cellulose. So I don't really get what you're saying here.
There's nothing wrong at all with a sawdust diet, he's just a glowie that doesn't want you to reach your full potential
Who am I to stop a rightful anon on his way to discover all kind of funny ways to clog his pooper?
OP cannot into thermodynamics
yeah I do something similar
big pharma is too expensive so I get my lithium from batteries instead
The Bottomless Pit Inspector was a better AI greentext
Shut the frick up. You aren't impressing anyone.
Wrong.
This is the only AI related thing that's ever made me laugh.
for me it's the fbi one
anon failed o chem.
You need some hydrogen too so get a bottle and make your Sodastream with that instead of CO2
you'd think, but it's not carbon that sustains us and our life, it's sugar, diamonds are made of carbon, graphite is made of carbon, what makes life different? sugar. sugar is being used to power that carbon
Put that in your gas tank too with some water that's just hydrocarbons.
just swallow a couple uranium tablets
Amino acids are carbon based! Dosent mean that lead pencil has the micro and macro nutrients needed to survive