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Alright Culinaly, I have come up with a protein/energy bar recipe.

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Per 100g:

2070kcal
8700kj
18g sugar
100g fat
72g protein
166g carbohydrates
32g fiber

Contains oats, swedish knäckebröd(very fibrous hard bread), peanutbutter, cashews, and tofu.

Will make 25g balls instead of bars. Will attempt to survive on 3-4 balls a day, nothing else.
Pretty sure I will get sick of hunger, so what would be a good filler to make them larger but with minimal impact on kcal?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Per 100g:
    >Total mass>100g

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're telling me all these values does not compute into 100g when blended together?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pretty sure I will get sick of hunger, so what would be a good filler to make them larger but with minimal impact on kcal?

    Flaxmeal, chia seeds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those chia seeds look very nice, thanks.

      Are you trying to lose weight? I recently gained a bunch due to depression and am planning on doing something similar

      Just building muscle and maintain energy throughout the day.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you trying to lose weight? I recently gained a bunch due to depression and am planning on doing something similar

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those chia seeds look very nice, thanks.

      [...]
      Just building muscle and maintain energy throughout the day.

      I use this recipe for baked oatmeal which can be a meal or a snack. It has a pleasant brownie type texture, not too sweet and feels satisfying to eat.

      >1.5 cups oats
      >3 scoops chocolate protein powder
      >4 tablespoons sugar (swap for sweetener if you need to cut more calories)
      >1 teaspoon baking powder
      >1/3 cup cocoa powder
      >80g dark chocolate cut into chunks
      >100g nuts of choice
      >3 mushed bananas
      >1 banana cut into slices
      >2 eggs
      >1 cup low fat milk
      >1 tablespoon vanilla essence

      Bake for 20-30mins at 180c in a baking pan. Don't overcook or it'll be dry. Cut into 6-10 pieces, good for 7 days in an airtight container in the fridge, they get a little dry after that but I usually eat them with milk or coffee anyway.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does the baking powder make a big difference in volume? Would only be the oats that acts as a growth medium, no?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It rises a little in the oven so I guess it does something. You can also play around with more than chocolate flavour but it's essential to use a moist fruit about equal to the banana in volume for good consistency.
          >Apple sauce, apples sliced & softened, cinnamon, vanilla protein powder
          >Strawberry jam, strawberries sliced & softened, blueberries, strawberry protein powder.

          I call them energy bricks but they are quite tasty and it's a very forgiving and adaptable recipe.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am worried about the moisture level, so yes, a fruit might be a must, thanks.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Per 100g:
    >2070kcal

    >Per 100g:
    >18g sugar
    >100g fat
    >72g protein
    >166g carbohydrates
    >32g fiber
    You gotta work on your math, bro.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, in the era of ubiquitous spreasheets it's unforgiveable.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't the nutrient section include all of the kcals of the product, simply stating what they are?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but the facts on food you buy actually add up vs OPs where each 1g of the food is 20 calories (which is impossible) and that each 100g of the food contains 100g of fat and 166g of carbs plus other things.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nevermind me, I'm simply retarded.
          It's calculated in percentages of those total values. I was retarded and calculated it wrong.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Will attempt to survive on 3-4 balls a day
    we all know you're not going to be able to limit yourself to 4 balls in your mouth a day, op.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >will attempt to survive on 3-4 balls a day
    Don't forget to drink water, retard

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even lard doesnt have 2000kcal per 100grams. The most calories you can have per 100g is 900.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would guess they are 2000kj per 100g

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you may have hard poops and will definitely have some deficiencies. it's necessary to eat a variety of foods if you don't want to age like a furry.

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