Although it has been months and it has fully healed, Im still too scared to use my mandoline, after taking a big chunk off the index fingertip of m...

Although it has been months and it has fully healed, I’m still too scared to use my mandoline, after taking a big chunk off the index fingertip of my dominant hand.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of retard uses a mandoline without gloves?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't the gloves make it difficult to play? In fact I can't think of many instruments you could play with gloves on.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You definitely wouldn’t develop proper callouses.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The gloves damage the blade.
      Good blades are expensive. Incompetent linecooks are not.
      I have never personally got cut by one but I know the day is coming. It's coming for all of us.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I have never personally got cut by one but I know the day is coming. It's coming for all of us.
        please god no

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        aren’t mandolines like $5

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just sharpen your fucking knives.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so... there was nothing inside you that said "hey, my fingers are getting pretty close to this blade here. I should act accordingly."? You just kept going, thinking inside your partially deflated head "Good thing I'm not wearing gloves! What's about to happen could damage this blade!"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Post literally says he never got cut, retard.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Although it has been months and it has fully healed, I’m still too scared to use my mandoline, after taking a big chunk off the index fingertip of my dominant hand.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The guy you were replying to isn't op, dipshit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Different anon but I think their intention was the blade would only get damaged by the glove in a situation where a gloveless finger would have been cut.

                I use a ceramic one which seems to miraculously avoid cutting flesh.

                As an accidental finger peeler (;_;) this is good to know, thanks bro.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You sure are a special boy. Is that you in the picture?

              https://i.imgur.com/QJk84Sb.jpg

              I don't blame you. I cut middle three fingers with a potato peeler while making spears as a kid. Still have the scar 20 years later. I wouldn't say I'm fearful of using one but I think I can go the rest of my life without using a potato peeler. It is just a dumb kitchen gadget. use something else, who cares.

              My mother jumped hard on the ceramic knife fad some years ago and got a peeler just like those but ceramic. She went back to the old steel one after the first try.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                says the guy who cut his entire finger off using a mandoline instead of just not doing that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >good blades are expensive
        you've put a price on your body so low that a kitchen gadget takes priority it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The gloves damage the blade.
      Good blades are expensive. Incompetent linecooks are not.
      I have never personally got cut by one but I know the day is coming. It's coming for all of us.

      I use the guard. Thankfully never cut myself while actually slicing. But the first time I used it a piece of onion was inside the blade area after I finished cutting it. I pulled it out and my finger literally just brushed against the blade and it sliced my finger wide open. Been careful ever since.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's how it goes

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No shame in admitting I've cut my fingers on a Mandolin before. Go to Home Depot and get some cutproof gloves. You'll thank me later.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Caught off a chunk of my knuckle last week. Surprised how quickly it took for my body to fill in the hole with enough new tissue cells considering I bled out enough to satisfy a blood test.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pop some sugar on there next time

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's been about 8 years for me and i flashed back when i read this. it never goes away anon

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Use a cutting glove or knuckle-guarding technique. Have you no knife skills?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Used them plenty of time but only got minor cuts and scrapes. The biggest thing is probably to just slow down when you get to the end of what you're cutting or when you need to shift your grip in any way.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will never even get close to a mandoline.
    I never hear "those ultra thin sliced vegetables really made my dish" it's always just "I sliced my fingers of dude".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, well, you often hear the bad stories about mandoline but if you heard the same kind of story that happen mostly in restaurant kitchens, you wouldn't even cook anything.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >just chatting with my kitchen bros
    >pick up slicer blade out of dry dishes
    >thumb into blade
    >so sharp i don't even notice it
    lol
    lmao
    cooking is fucking nuts bro

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Use a glove man. As a bonus you can cut fast as fuck since you don't have to worry about cutting yourself.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just leave a 1/4" left of whatever you're cutting and you'll never get cut. It's not a hard concept.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >just waste food dude

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Problem?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just get a slice protector

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can you slice vegtables with a deli slicer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely.
      Don't try to even out the heels on your shoes with it, though.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How fucking retarded do you have to be to cut yourself on these things? They literally exist so the most autistic FAS halfbrained drooling fucktard prep wagie can slice vegetables quickly without hurting themselves. I'm pretty sure I've seen picrel use one competently jfc op

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some foods aren’t really suited to mandolines, but there isn’t really any good alternative for thin slices. My worst mandoline cut was from trying to thinly slice a cooked leftover steak for a steak sandwich. It’s not like I have a deli slicer lying around.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ever heard of knives?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Go slice a potato as thinly as you can with a knife and show us a photo, anon.
          Then tell us how long it took.

          says the guy who cut his entire finger off using a mandoline instead of just not doing that.

          I'm still not the OP, retard.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I'd rather end up in the hospital's ER than take my time cutting potatoes
            Got it.

            It’s basically not possible to slice a steak paper thin with a chef’s knife.

            That's pretty dumb to say, a knife can cut just as well as a mandoline, arguably even better because you can slice instead of just the chopping motion you have to use with a mandoline.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon, but I did this for you and it took a few seconds.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Whole thing took about 40 seconds. All the slices I fucked up (2 that are too thick + the end and about 10-15 that aren't through the whole potato) are in the top left.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/YbzoETF.jpg

              Whole thing took about 40 seconds. All the slices I fucked up (2 that are too thick + the end and about 10-15 that aren't through the whole potato) are in the top left.

              That’s fine for small quantities, but not for bulk. It’s like opting to use a broom instead of a vacuum cleaner.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Most people at home are only going to be working in small quantities though anon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                erm what is doing meal prep type shit in large batches??

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you slice 5 potatoes instead of 1
                That's still a small batch.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ok fatty

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/YbzoETF.jpg

              Whole thing took about 40 seconds. All the slices I fucked up (2 that are too thick + the end and about 10-15 that aren't through the whole potato) are in the top left.

              I know it can be done. I just have a feeling the retard I was actually talking to can't do it.
              The great thing about mandolines is that you can make almost any damn idiot slice a shitload of very thin and very consistent slices with minimal training. Hence my earlier comment about how blades are expensive but linecooks are cheap. If he cuts himself you just drag in a new guy from the street and slap a hairnet on him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It’s basically not possible to slice a steak paper thin with a chef’s knife.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You can. It just has to be frozen.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just keep some fresh clay in the kitchen to pack the wound with for future reference

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thing looks fucking stupid, just use a knife.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't blame you. I cut middle three fingers with a potato peeler while making spears as a kid. Still have the scar 20 years later. I wouldn't say I'm fearful of using one but I think I can go the rest of my life without using a potato peeler. It is just a dumb kitchen gadget. use something else, who cares.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I use a ceramic one which seems to miraculously avoid cutting flesh.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >use hand guard
    >cut the remaining stubby piece yourself
    these are two foolproof ways not to lose chunks of various body parts to your satanic mandoline

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to make chips you can use a peeler to slice the potato.

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