>Am a vegetarian. >Family comes over for cousin's (who lives with me) college graduation

>Am a vegetarian
>Family comes over for cousin's (who lives with me) college graduation
>I make homemade pepperoni pizzas and burgers
>Most of my family gets pissed at me for using fake meat
>I didn't, I used real meat to make them happy
>They refused to believe me, they just went out for pizza instead
>Including my cousin who went shopping with me, he just wanted restaurant slop so bad he threw his fricking family under the bus
>tfw I have two pizzas and ten burgers wasting away
Why are carnoids like this?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a vegie gay is no excuse for you writing in greentext like some kind of homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Being a vegie gay is no excuse for you writing in greentext like some kind of homosexual
      It's like a school shooter who was bullied. It doesn't excuse it, but it explains it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where the frick do you think you are?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Greentext is reddit af.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >af
        newbie
        Greentext has been on the chan far longer than when you first came here from lebbit or Twitter or TikTok or wherever you came from

        Being a vegie gay is no excuse for you writing in greentext like some kind of homosexual.

        >I'm gonna greentext how fricking stupid you are and there isn't shit you can do about it
        Go back to your discord group and cry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat them so they don't go to waste moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, go to Hell

      Seek therapy you weirdo.

      No, go to Hell

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your family was right for abandoning you. Hopefully you waste away after catching aids soon.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seek therapy you weirdo.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm going to eat nothing but meat for the next 2 months

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for balancing OP vegayn

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    post vegetarian bussy

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    your senpai sounds like low iq subhuman shits to be honest

    I would not associate with them any longer if they did that bullshit

    Unless you cooked the shittiest pizza and burgers to give thoughts of it being vegetarian

    Did you try tricking them before?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I was kinda a dick when I was younger but teenagers are just always buttholes.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something doesn't add up here unless your parents are the gen Xiest skitzo fricks on the planet. Are you sure they didn't already plan to go to a restaurant before coming over? This isn't a weird bait thread is it Anon?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And then everyone stood and clapped

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i was veg i would just take pepperoni off the pizza
    burgers are another story. id eat em, fake meat or not, my condolences op

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't have the packaging to show them or something? Strange story.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gib to me, I will eat

    Did you take a photo of the spread?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect for freezing.
    Then the cousin can eat them over time.
    Or maybe the rest of the family as well as soon as he confirmed that it was real meat.

    Still, I kinda understand the family tho if they dislike fake meat.
    From experience many vegetarians and especially vegans are like militant ones who are like "I'm not even TOUCHING meat!", "That knife was CONTAMINATED because it was also used to cut meat!" or even better knives that are getting "contaminated" by just lying together with OTHER knives that have been used for meat.
    So they from experience probably would not believe someone saying that it was made with real meat.
    Still a bit hardcore though. I'd never buy that fake meat stuff, but if someone prepared sth with it I'd at least try it.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Am a vegetarian
    Stopped reading. Whatever happened, you were wrong.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have eaten them even if they were fake meat.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have eaten them even if they weren't fake meat.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't want your hospitality in the first place, OP. Their initial plan was to go out, as a family. You fricked up their plans. Gather more info next time.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah no din't happen. The butthole ratio for vegans vs carnies is 90/10 nice try.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Carnists" can't tell the difference between meat substitute and actual meat
    Everytime. That's why I always laugh when people say "eww beyond meat". With all the TVP in meat products nowadays, "real meat" is beyond meat too. Not to mention, they taste and look the same, anyone saying they don't is bluffing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vegetarians are all low end goyslop consumers, your post confirms it. Not everyone is fine with cattle feed like you.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just a heads up OP, I did NOT read your thread. Now it is 1 post closer to being archived.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Cooking Mama.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>Am a vegetarian
    Why?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anime picture
    never started reading

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're a special type of moron, aren't you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cooking mama
      >anime picture

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember all those times you made dishes with vegan ingredients and lied to them that you used the real thing? This is payback for your lifetime of lies. You did this to yourself, homosexual.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i dont think anybody believes you

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it makes you feel any better they probably had a good time and laughed together about how much of a lame homosexual you are.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is made up
    Its a fabrication
    Never happened
    OP is hating on a family that does not exist
    OP lives alone and does not have contact with his family

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kys, gay

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Things that didn't happen for $200, Alex!

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You probably accidently brought fake meat since the labeling requirements really aren't strict enough
    I believe one of the euro nations was starting to clamp down but I forget which

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lock your cousin out until he eats all of the pizzas and burgers

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tbh senpai you're lucky they showed up at all, I would have disowned you the minute you came out of the closet

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Disappointing comic

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Am a vegetarian

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I make homemade pepperoni pizzas and burgers
    >Most of my family gets pissed at me for using fake meat
    >I didn't, I used real meat to make them happy
    >They refused to believe me, they just went out for pizza instead
    They were absolutely right to do this. Homosexuals cannot be trusted. They absolutely WILL lie and try to lace shit with soy and other estrogenizing ingredients. Never trust anything the hand of a homosexual touched, it's poison.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you trust someone willing to poison themselves to not poison you?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    While I normally look down on veggays, your family sounds 10x worse

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based family for not contributing to your mental illness

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >They refused to believe me, they just went out for pizza instead
    If true I'm sorry to say your family just doesn't love you or you're a terrible cook. Suggesting going out when someone has already cooked the food is extremely disrespectful, even if it had been fake meat or whatever

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cooking mama was so sexy

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They probably just don’t want to be around you. You probably suck.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So you're such an insufferable vegan butthole, it never even occurs, to your own kin, that you would act decently? Congratulations. You Win.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe the amount of people earnestly replying to this obviously fabricated story

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I replied because cooking mama is my waifu!

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vegetarian and worse yet vegan cooks routinely frick up meat dishes by overcooking/buying the lowest quality meat/generally not tasting what they eat. This gets worse the longer they've been in their moronic cult. Probably that's why they thought you were using fake meat since you've taken the cheapest possible option and cooked it until it was dry and leathery.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    According to the IP Count (available with Culinaly Gold), a whole lot of people sure are angered by this story.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fake and gay

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vegangay here, give them to the local dogs they'll love you

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because you've tried to trick them before into eating your 'salt-and-discarded-lawn-trimmings' fake meat, and once bitten twice shy.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you were refusing to eat them yourself then they probably thought you were poisoning them.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Donate them to the local homeless shelter

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    find better family man, that sucks.

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