Am I the only one who hates uncrustables?

Why do these even exist? Why can't I make my own PB&J sandwich and then use some kind of cutter to get rid of the crust?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't stand the freaks that freeze these

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had one but I hate the whole concept of them at least.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a food for children

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These came out when I was a kid and I never understood it. How long does it take to make a PBJ sandwich? It eliminated like 30 seconds of prep while sacrificing good flavor and texture.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're aimed at single mothers for whom keeping bread, peanut butter, and jelly in sufficient quantities to make lunch for their children is an oppressive expectation. Going to guess lots of them are purchased with SNAP funds.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this is really made for people who are always in a super rush for some reason, or just aren't going home after work. It's not that much different from buying a gas station sandwich, but then again you can't bring or store mayonnaise and such in this specific situation

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why can't I make my own PB&J sandwich and then use some kind of cutter to get rid of the crust?
    So do that then? Is the fact this shit exists somehow preventing you from doing that?
    I hate you fricking freaks I swear

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Solipsism. OP is unable to understand a world where she's not everyone's focus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can, and I do. I just don't understand why these exist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they exist to be put in lunchboxes anon its not rocket science

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The same reason frozen pizza exists, or bags of potato chips, or pre-formed burger patties, or shredded cheese, or ANY packaged or frozen food: CONVENIENCE. That's literally the whole reason, there is no other explanation even required.
        Why make a pizza from scratch when frozen pizza is more CONVENIENT?
        Why peel, cut, and fry potato chips at home when a bag of chips is more CONVENIENT?
        Why make your own burgers from ground beef when pre-formed patties are more CONVENIENT?
        Why shred your own cheese when bags of shredded cheese are more CONVENIENT?
        Why cut and form your own PB&J pocket when Uncrustables are more CONVENIENT?
        I don't even understand why you find this hard to understand. People are lazy, they want things done for them, food companies fulfill that desire and provide things that are done for you.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren’t you eating the crust? Are you some kind of weakling?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > some kind of cutter
    What you need is a knife. Make sure it's Japanese-made but uses Swedish steel. You're also going to need a $200 sharpener.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk but I love them. Loved em in middle school, still love them today. Don't give a frick about how easy a sandwich is to make. I buy them at Costco and take two to work every day.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get yourself a couple of disposable aluminum ashtrays and squash your sandwich between them and cut off the excess.
    There, now you have your very own uncrustable knockoff.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do these even exist?
    genetics. fat moron parents feeding their fat moron pre-diabetic children manufactured slop.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why can't I make my own PB&J sandwich and then use some kind of cutter to get rid of the crust?
    That's exactly what I did as a kid long before Uncrustables ever existed. My mom had this round metal kitchen tool that was like a cookie cutter with a crimp shape inside. You'd push the thinner outer part through the bread to cut a circle shape and then slam down the button on top to crimp it. It was a ton of fun to do as a kid. I would still eat the crust because it was always my favorite part of the bread, I just also liked making my sandwich into a cool sealed pocket thing.

    Pic related, it's the cutter/stamper thing we had.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They had these at school. I never liked the jelly/strawberry jam, so id only eat like 1/2" of the edge all around, because that's where it was only peanut butter.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are mostly bought by parents with legitimately autistic moron kids that refuse to eat anything else.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Am I the only one who hates uncrustables?
    No, we all hate them because they get shilled here so hard. Tell your handler that this campaign isn't working

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