I do not think for a second that is the butterfield carcass of
https://i.imgur.com/VtwO0uu.jpg
Somethingawful
If it is, congratulations, you've made one of the shittiest jobs of a preparing a bird. why the fuck would you want to open the chest cavity so the meat is full of bone fragments and giblets? do you enjoy eating shit?
>just wring the damn thing's neck
You know, I think you could make an argument that that is actually more stressful to the chicken. Golf club is a painless express ticket to the bird god.
>TaylorMade
lol fag
What's wrong with TaylorMade?
hes killing chickens with it not golfing
There are more efficient ways to slaughter a chicken but you've probably found one of the most fun.
There are couple steps missing.
I do not think for a second that is the butterfield carcass of
If it is, congratulations, you've made one of the shittiest jobs of a preparing a bird. why the fuck would you want to open the chest cavity so the meat is full of bone fragments and giblets? do you enjoy eating shit?
This is literally how our ancestors used to hunt chickens. There wasn't always factory farms.
>how our ancestors used to hunt chickens
Has AI gone too far?
I've head hearthy laugh. Thank you, Anon.
g8kkk
>burly man with iron grip makes cock explode
One of the better uses of AI I've seen on this site so far.
cockman the barbellbarian
>PNSRDN
thanks chef
this has convinced me AI is a good thing, god i hope we get more of this in the future this site might be fun again
A well known neolithic hunting tool, the humble golf club. just wring the damn thing's neck and take off the head with an axe
>just wring the damn thing's neck
You know, I think you could make an argument that that is actually more stressful to the chicken. Golf club is a painless express ticket to the bird god.
By what logic is this fine, but this
isn't?
Probably the maggots m8
This chicken looks like it's ready to settle down now.
Post the last pic.
Post the roast.
It's cooking, it's a roast.
A chicken roast can be a bit hit or miss, but OP is swinging for the fences.
that's just par for the course
Dear Diary,
Today, OP was not a homosexual.
POAST
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>inb4 new screencap
shiggy diggy doo
>maggots growing on head
>clearly decomposing
Are newfags retarded? They think this is real?
>being unwilling to suspend disbelief to have some fun
I'm sorry you suck at life.
>coping for being a retard
You suck more at life
>every Culinaly posts has to be 100% legit and factually accurate or I shid ma pants
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Why does this chicken have an exploded ribcage:
And this one has two perfectly fine breast fillets:
You did do a good job spatchcocking it, but unfortunately your troll is not successful.
What the fuck was that they needed to delete it ?
Somethingawful
wow, that's a pretty nice chicky. when did you plant the egg?
Where's the fucking roast you madachode
I assume OP got banned when the chicken got deleted.
>already has flies
Did you go home to jerk off for an hour before coming back to take the picture?
>We'll never get to see the roast because the Jannies sperged out over a dead chicken, on a cooking board.
If it’s not fast food or shitposting it doesn’t belong here
> REEEEEEEEE
Why is the janny such a fuckin NIGGGER israelite homosexual!? Get off my board you gaping tranny"
Fucking retards
Wow, thanks Captain Reddit. Now fuck off and go back.