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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fell and my dick landed up your butthole

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >natural flavors
    not regulated by the fda, they can put cyanide in food and say it's a natural flavor

    imagine ingesting ANYTHING with "natural flavors added"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they can put cyanide in food and say it's a natural flavor
      mhm sure they could, they could also be projecting thoughts into your brain from your microwave anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We use HAARP

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mhm sure they could, they could also be projecting thoughts into your brain from your microwave anon
        i'm not that kind of schizo, i don't matter to anyone

        but i am the kind of schizo that knows how businesses work and how creating flavor + addiction works

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i don't matter to anyone
          you can say that again

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wdym dunno what the insult is supposed to be

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              its okay buddy, just let the adults talk now okay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you don't matter either in a way that truly matters sorry

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its okay buddy, just let the adults talk now okay

                You two should get a tub of lube, some cucumbers and a room at a motel, leave the rest of us out of it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cucumbers are food though, will you at least rate my technique

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kind of like pharmaceutical companys, never do a cure just treatments to keep the customers coming in. Cures don't keep them coming in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      apple seeds contain cyanide so it's truly natural

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not regulated by the fda
      21 CFR Part 101 you fricking liar

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wrong, "natural flavors" is how they put shit in that they can't otherwise

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine bragging about being a dipshit livestock defending the FDA. Don't you fricking dare ever call yourself human again, cattle.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        enjoy your natural flavors, moron

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can go buy a six pack of the 8% angry orchards right now for 12 bucks
    sounds like your state has fallen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even know 8% orchards existed frick you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We use that 8% to make XXX cider, try it out sometimes, it's kind of hard, like my penis was last night in your sister.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >kind of hard
          they have pills for that, I expect an apology to my sister for the disappointment

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My sister is a homewrecker

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who's home did she wreck first.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Mine actually.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                Wait, what? Explain. Did you frick your sister?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If he's American it's highly likely, they're notorious for it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shut up chang

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Let me guess, you're so angry you're going to go and hatefrick your sister right now?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                of course not, but at least I have a sister because her skull wasn't bashed into the curb and tossed in a street garbage bin an hour after she was born

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hot

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This sulfite-laden trash has always belonged in the garbage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that why it gives me a headache?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, stop drinking wine, eating anything with grapes, it only gets worse, and it will cause you to asphyxiate to death
        Also sriracha and a bunch of pepper sauces

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sulfite is a byproduct of sin, our worldly avarice and recalcitrance made manifest in the ebullition of lucifer's chosen fruit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, isn't that sulfur? That's why that stench is always associated with Lucifer and Satan. Most humans find that smell to be nasty.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like sulfur

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking sugar water mixed with alcohol
    Not even four looks gave hangovers like these frickers

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Stone Dry variety is fricking amazing. I miss it so.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing new about cheap cider with adjuncts to get 15 year old girls and winos drunk. The only weird thing is that it's only 5%.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >adjucts
      That's what gets people nasty hangovers and going violent.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even natural cider has methanol from the pectin, they used to call the condition "apple palsy".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >apple palsy
          ah frick that's definitely what I've got

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know about methanol, people have gone blind and sometimes dead from that, and cheap wood booze. Its cool for cats and a den of villans.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >wood booze
            tell me of this supposed whood booze, I've never heard of it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wood, from trees. Cheap ass c**ts would make shit from trees and pass it off as regular ethanol, they would also for normal process take the methanol part and pass that off to others to get cheap shit.
              Dont trust me look into history.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well that's super fricked

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yup, that is and was history and will be. There will be some cheap ass gangster type around trying to be stupid.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not as bad as people make it seem though. It's often safer than spirits made from fruits.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmao that reminds me of a squidbillies episode where early makes booze from bark and pine cones and the whole town ends up blind from him selling it
                i didn't know that was actually possible

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Squidbillies had a lot of intelligence hiding behind that thin veneer of rural stereotyping.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to appreciate Squidbillies.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could get the same amount of cidre for 4.49€ and that's not even adulterated.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped buying these when I every time I opened one I'd have the inexplicable urge to puke. Something about the bottle cleaner they use smells like refined fricking vomit and I've never regretted giving them up.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gluten-free cider

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      American companies put gluten free on anything they can because it makes it sell more to trend following sheeple who think gluten free means healthy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        theres also situations where gluten free things are made in the same facility as stuff that does have gluten and a label can help celiacs avoid cross contaminated shit, but I think that technically needs the fda specific label so it doesnt really apply here

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is fricking insane. Who pays those prices for alcoholic apple juice?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >alcoholic apple

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Total green death

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never enjoyed Euro cider, never tried burger cider. As far as I'm concerned Australia makes the best cider in the world

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Working for the Grog Co. must be so cool. Sounds very nautical.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I should try these. I don't like ciders too sweet and every one I've tried in the Great Southern Land is pretty sweet. That's why I like the Stone Dry cider and some really traditional New England ciders like pickerel.

      I will see out the Cheeky Grog and give them a try though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >don't like ciders too sweet
        Buy cidre brut.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thanks for the rec anon! I kinda gave up on cidres because it's too much trial and error to find a good one. But if you reckon that fits the bill I'll try it. Looks like Danny Murph's carries them so should be easy

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro my twelver of high life costed 8.50 before tax. time to mutiny

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >says 16 bottles
    >see a 6pack

    Price would actually be reasonable if it were a 16 pack, which doesn't exist. Are you in a convenience store, liquor store, or grocery?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a convenience store and look at the tag is says 6pk.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm aware of what it IS, I'm pointing out what appears to say
        >convenience store
        Might be cheaper to buy your daterape drinks at walmart

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Virgin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the tag literally says Circle K

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks I see it now, but missed it on first glance

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed it has.

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