American food sizes

>be me
>tourist in Berlin
>American tourist tells me I absolutely HAVE to try Five Guys because American burger places are THE BEST
>go into Five Guys
>order a burger, small fries, and a milkshake
>it’s fricking €24
>receive a bag filled to the brim with fries, like an entire kilogram of fries just dumped into the bag
>the burger is twice the size of my hand, completely impossible to bite into
>go to ask if they have cutlery but there are too many people in line
>end up eating burger in two halves over an hour
>persevere through the mountain of fries
>drink the milkshake
>feel like my stomach is about to explode
>am full until dinner the following day
Is American food all in absolutely gigantic sizes like this?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes they are fat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      80% of Americans are overweight. Take that into account whenever you talk to one on the internet. The numerous fast food posts, corn syrup defending and hatred of walking makes a lot more sense.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        white Americans are not significantly more overwheight or obese than the British or most other European populations.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Obesity affects more than 2 in 5 non-Hispanic white men (44.7%), more than 2 in 5 non-Hispanic Black men (41.1%), more than 1 in 6 non-Hispanic Asian men (17.5%), and more than 2 in 5 Hispanic men (45.7%).
          No matter your race, you're still American (and fat)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, that's what i said.

            You will never be American, and i'll live rent free in your head for as long as i can stand to remain in such a vapid shithole.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Obesity affects more than 2 in 5 non-Hispanic white men (44.7%), more than 2 in 5 non-Hispanic Black men (41.1%), more than 1 in 6 non-Hispanic Asian men (17.5%), and more than 2 in 5 Hispanic men (45.7%).
            Where did you get that bullshit out, brownoid?
            https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Once again Asians have to drag the rest of America up with us

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't argue anything.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Obese ≠ overweight

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Obese is being so overweight you fall into a new category of fatness.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Choose your fighter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me, its no money no money

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The duality of (wo)man.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes bur they learned big portions from Germans and Italians
    a proper schnitzel is as big if not bigger than the plate it's served on

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i always wondered why americans are so fat then i went on holiday and saw their portion sizes and it all made sense to me

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I still can't believe Vegas spent $50 million on a Tesla car tube

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >guys guys guys! I have an idea! what if we had a road, but it only allows one brand of car, and we dig it underground so it's as expensive as a subway, but it only carries 4 people at a time!?!? SOLAR FREAKIN ROADWAYS!!!! I'm a mad scientist genius gieb monies plox

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Americans will do anything but build a railway

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 guys burgers are only quarter pounders you absolute weiner

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, Americans have disposable income and enjoy abundance in quality and quantity of cuisine. What's the problem?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 guys is notably larger portion sizes than a typical burger joint and are well known for being generous with their fries. They're also notable for using higher quality meat than other chain burger joints

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judging a country’s cuisine based on fast food is fricking moronic. I dont know why every european is like that. A lot of americans and canadians think that fast food is disgusting too, its just that the fatty population keeps growing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Europe's home cooking was ruined by the ww2, that's why they have to look at restaurants and fast food joints when talking about national cuisines.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      America has no other food culture, they're a nation of mutts and processed food is the only cusine they ever developed

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spent a month camping in Norway eating Norwegian camping food and when I got back to the US I went straight to a 5 Guys and projectile vomited it into the dining area trashcan perfectly. Had to run over and open the flap. Some guy stopped eating.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are not that big tbh, I'm 5'5 and wouldn't go as far as to say that they are "twice the size of my hand." I will concede, however, that Five Guys is the most delicious thing I have ever tasted, and I can only WISH they were 2x bigger at 1/2 the cost.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I would not have normally but people in Australia are obsessed with the US, we recently got Taco Bell solely because of American influence. Apparently we’ve had Starbucks for years but I didn’t even know until I googled it now.

    5 guys burgers are only quarter pounders you absolute weiner

    5 guys is notably larger portion sizes than a typical burger joint and are well known for being generous with their fries. They're also notable for using higher quality meat than other chain burger joints

    They are not that big tbh, I'm 5'5 and wouldn't go as far as to say that they are "twice the size of my hand." I will concede, however, that Five Guys is the most delicious thing I have ever tasted, and I can only WISH they were 2x bigger at 1/2 the cost.

    I’m 160cm tall and 45kg and female but I thought that a ‘small’ portion of food would be small? Not like larger than the largest commercially available portion of food you can order in my country?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP how much were you paid to make this thread? "Filled to the brim, twice the size of my hand".this is an advertisement in disguise...

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a milkshake is a pretty heavy thing to eat with burger/fries. you are partly at fault.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 guys sucks you dumb c**trag. Women (male or female) shouldn't be allowed to use the internet

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go into Five Guys
    >Read Menu
    >burger is two patties
    >order the smaller size of burger
    >eat the free peanuts with it

    Not complicated.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one forced you to eat all the fries or to order a fricking milkshake and drink all of it. Why didn't you just stop when you were full and toss the rest out or save it for a later meal?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I forced her (male). On threat of Sodomy

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shared this with my gf yesterday and OP absolutely right I’m still full and it’s not even dinner yet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of APR did you get on the bank loan for that?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just because we can afford to eat out in the most expensive country in the world doesn’t mean I’m israeli you poorgay lol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the most expensive country in the world
          Switzerland?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can eat 2x double cheeseburgers from Five Guys and I have abs.

    some people can handle American portions and some can't. its OK dude.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, in terms of price and calories, I think it is more cost effective to just buy a bag or two of large fries
    I mean, dem b***hes bees drippdizzling wif fat and salt, my homies, for real for real

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