And the, winner of the dryest shit you can eat while high award, goes to... :

And the, winner of the dryest shit you can eat while high award, goes to... :

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only losers do drugs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only users lose drugs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Culinaly
      >losers
      No shit Sherlock, go back to Facebook then,queer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      only psychopaths can stay sober

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        retarded claim, psychopaths are notoriously bad substance abusers and alcoholics

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is objectively untrue by basically every standard of 'winner' except for deus vult trad-larpers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, I'm getting high right now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be joining you in about 3 hours

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      BTFO in one post.
      Checkmate atheists

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You use Culinaly how is that different?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even good shortbread tends to be dry. That gets by vote

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just eat them with tea

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    man its as if you're supposed to eat them with a drink

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first 4 would all be amazing high or sober

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best way to identify subhumans? For me its if they have the chocolate-covered hobnobs. ACTUAL hobnobs are so great.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WEED

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you dip them in milk, coffee, or tea, genius

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bamboula's Village (French: Village de Bamboula) was an attempt to recreate an Ivory Coast village within the Planète Sauvage zoo (then known as Safari Africain) in Port-Saint-Père, near Nantes, in France. It is considered the last[citation needed] human zoo in France.
    >In 1994, the biscuit brand Biscuiterie Saint-Michel teamed up with the safari park to create the village, naming it "Bamboula's Village" after its "Bamboula" chocolate biscuits, which had a black mascot with the same name (a racial slur, dating from colonial times). The village was constructed in the winter of 1993.
    >Anti-racist organisations and unions formed the group "Non à la réserve humaine" ["No to the Human Zoo"] and began legal action against the park. By the time that the court had sent an expert to document human-rights violations, the performers had been ordered out of the country. The village was closed in September of 1994. The park had to pay a symbolic one French franc (€0.15) in damages, plus legal fees.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's too many words so just tell me, should I keep buying these things or not? I'm racist btw.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do British people name things like they're toddlers?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you such a dour, joyless cunt that a whimsically named cookie bunches your panties this badly?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks any of those are dry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got very drunk when I was 18. I basically raided my mates kitchen and ate an entire box of weeabix minis dry. Not the weetabix minis with fruit or chocolate in no, he regular kind. I woke up on his sofa in the morning covered in crumbs and weetabix remains, wih the dryest mouth I've ever had. I was fucking awful.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Butter
      >Honey or maple syrup
      >Glass of milk
      Deconstructed Weet-Bix on toast.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buttered Weetabix, used to eat loads of that.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Custard creams + coffee mxed together tastes like caramel

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me its malted milk biscuits

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reigning champ is hard tack. It will never be unseated. Everything in OP pic is actually edible in that form. Hard tack is not.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The reigning champ is hard tack
      So...

      Even good shortbread tends to be dry. That gets by vote

      ?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i won't hear a word said against bourbon biscuits

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blocks all their paths.
    >"heh, pathetic"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm not sure this is the right texture to dunk into my tea

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my wife's pussy

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Jammy dodger" feels like it could be a really scathing insult in some parts of Britain.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just what I call it when she moves out of the way while I'm giving a facial.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are great Brit Biscuits but the driest has to go to Jacobs cream crackers. Not really a biscuit but if you've eaten then, you know what I mean.

    I suppose the driest is the rich tea or maybe Ginger nut but we dunk those anyway.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cookies/biscuits are the dryest thing ever
    lol

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haitian mud cookies

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idunno, I often try to smash a box of these and on more than one occasion I've nearly choked to death on thick dry wads of flour getting stuck in my throat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not your fault, your handler shouldn't be letting you eat unsupervised

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for understanding anon

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the driest has to be Rich Tea but like another anon said, those are made for dunking.

    I do remember (many moons ago) spreading butter on digestives and eating shedloads of those.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    MAKE WAY FOR THE SUPERIOR DRY-ASS BISCUIT

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