If i can remove the shell and get at meaty innards without having to chew exoskeleton into sandy mush along with the meat, most likely, yes. Sea bug meat is sort of sweat and nice tasting. It can even be pretty gud as fresh water stuff with sufficient seasoning and/or butter.
Honestly so long as it was healthy, probably. Although I feel like a rat is a very inefficient source of meat. Maybe you could use them for a soup like rabbits.
okay except bugs are mostly carapace, whereas we throw away the carapace of crustaceans.
its like saying popcorn is disgusting because of the yellow crap that gets stuck in your teeth and throat.
are you asking to beaten into a corpse irl? are you? are you? are you? are you? are you? are you fucking asking me to kill you in real life with my car?
nope. i dont eat shellfish. im not a poor nagger slave wannabe
is this some sort of psyop to lower the market value of lobstah? we have like 2 of these threads at any given time 365 days a year (366 days in a leap year)
cleaned and separated lobster and crab meat vs literally whole bugs with chitin and feces and guts and all, hmmm why would people make a distinction here, really makes you think.
The most interesting thing about pigs to me is that they revert to boars if they get out into the wild. Not in a few generations or anything, the same pig will basically become a boar, they grow tusks and darker hair.
China got you covered for all the top ones. Heck even NYC has you covered for pigeon and rat.
Apes are hard to come by as a meat source. It's not like we have tons of em just waiting to get shot and harvested. Though there are definitely some cultures that eat them.
the point is theres a difference between being a chink eating anything that crawls into your ranshackle hut and eating a delicious lobster, you homosexual
Gee, evolutionary response to bugs that live on land is different than bugs that live underwater where you hardly ever see them
Who could've seen this coming
is this some sort of psyop to lower the market value of lobstah? we have like 2 of these threads at any given time 365 days a year (366 days in a leap year)
I'm having a lobster tonight.
The thing is, I don't just fucking chow down on the whole thing like's an apple. I cut it in half and scoop out the meat.
They don't seem to do that with the grubs and cockroaches.
This. There are terrestrial mandibulates and aquatic mandibulates. Both share the same evolutionary lineage.
Brainless getting btfo once again
https://i.imgur.com/JnDrAtu.jpg
annon
you're not really eating bugs.... right.
...right?
You're right I don't, I eat crustaceans.
Also kek @ the absolute foodlets in this thread calling shellfish slave food. Last I checked, slave food doesn't cost 40$+ at a sit down restaurant. Eat your McDongs slop and drink your HFCS juice and keep your destroyed taste buds away from real food.
>Behold I have given you every herb bearing seed upon the earth, and all trees that have in themselves seed of their own kind, to be your meat: And to all beasts of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to all that move upon the earth, and wherein there is life, that they may have to feed upon.
I've heard this interpreted as saying we should only eat plants, as well as an interpretation that every single living thing exists for our consumption. If the former is true, then no I'm not eating bugs. If the latter, then I am going to eat any creeping thing that approaches my mouth.
Chitin is carcinogenic in humans. Not a big deal with big bugs, because people just don't eat the shell. But it's much harder to avoid with the small bugs.
real bananas look like alien shit. modern lobsters aren't just plucked from the sea. human fucked them up to be delicious and eatable you jealous crawfish dumbass
We equate cockroaches as insects that live on humane waste, as for sea bugs they are as natural as any seafood could be until the micro plastics takeover
I'm drinking yeast so why shouldn't I eat bugs?
no its not crawfish season yet
i will be eating bugs for 6 months straight soon though
The reason water bugs are good to eat is because they have more meat than land bugs.
so you're saying if land bugs were bigger you would eat them?
I mean, you'd kind of have to at a certain point. At that size they'd be displacing other meat sources from the environment.
If i can remove the shell and get at meaty innards without having to chew exoskeleton into sandy mush along with the meat, most likely, yes. Sea bug meat is sort of sweat and nice tasting. It can even be pretty gud as fresh water stuff with sufficient seasoning and/or butter.
Sweet, even. Sweat, yeah, not so appetizing (some freaks will disagree).
Sweaty insects mentioned.
would you eat a rat?
Worked in Demolition Man
I've seen this stupid move like twice and not for at least 25yrs. Still think about it all the time.
Captcha: Are Goyim
What did it mean by this?
Honestly so long as it was healthy, probably. Although I feel like a rat is a very inefficient source of meat. Maybe you could use them for a soup like rabbits.
goes in all fields
okay except bugs are mostly carapace, whereas we throw away the carapace of crustaceans.
its like saying popcorn is disgusting because of the yellow crap that gets stuck in your teeth and throat.
nope. i dont eat shellfish. im not a poor nagger slave wannabe
Did your ban expire, or do you have a work break? I'm fucking sick of this spam.
Just practicing my religion.
water bugs are full of delicious meat
land bugs are full of disgusting goo
Its anatomically the same shit? are you retarded?
Are you israeli?
are you asking to beaten into a corpse irl? are you? are you? are you? are you? are you? are you fucking asking me to kill you in real life with my car?
It is quite literally not.
Shellfish have muscle, similar to a fish or mammal.
Insects work off hydraulics. No meat, just goo.
both make a disgusting pop and chewy goo when you bite down on them. Will never be my first choice.
epic upvoted xDDD
>being tricked into eating slave food
you guys must be fucking autistic i swear
Poorfag shitposting
cleaned and separated lobster and crab meat vs literally whole bugs with chitin and feces and guts and all, hmmm why would people make a distinction here, really makes you think.
bros, youre not eating mammals, are you?
Humanity bred pigs to be tasty and pink
The most interesting thing about pigs to me is that they revert to boars if they get out into the wild. Not in a few generations or anything, the same pig will basically become a boar, they grow tusks and darker hair.
China got you covered for all the top ones. Heck even NYC has you covered for pigeon and rat.
Apes are hard to come by as a meat source. It's not like we have tons of em just waiting to get shot and harvested. Though there are definitely some cultures that eat them.
you miss the point
There is no point and you're a retard.
the point is theres a difference between being a chink eating anything that crawls into your ranshackle hut and eating a delicious lobster, you homosexual
Gee, evolutionary response to bugs that live on land is different than bugs that live underwater where you hardly ever see them
Who could've seen this coming
is this some sort of psyop to lower the market value of lobstah? we have like 2 of these threads at any given time 365 days a year (366 days in a leap year)
it's one autistic kid trying his hardest to force a meme
These two things are not equivalent.
No I'm vegetarian
they don't taste remotely the same
Man I wish I had lobsters living in my walls
and crawling in your mouth at night
I'm having a lobster tonight.
The thing is, I don't just fucking chow down on the whole thing like's an apple. I cut it in half and scoop out the meat.
They don't seem to do that with the grubs and cockroaches.
Whoah this is a really, really funny thread! I haven't seen it a million fucking times already, great observation OP xD
The lobster literally filters its system with salt water. I hate the LE SAME THING argument.
the cockaroach filters its system with shit :]
bugs have ichor, sea bugs don’t
>seafood is bugs hurr durr so revolting
>anyway back to my precooked slop
At least it’s not a bug
crustaceans are not insects.
Yes they are. They are related to cockroaches. Cope harder
This. There are terrestrial mandibulates and aquatic mandibulates. Both share the same evolutionary lineage.
So what. Everything does if you go back far enough. Still not eating bugs. Still enjoying shellfish
>humans
Domain: Eukaryota
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Suborder: Haplorhini
Infraorder: Simiiformes
Family: Hominidae
Subfamily: Homininae
Tribe: Hominini
Genus: Homo
>insects
Domain: Eukaryota
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Arthropoda
Clade: Pancrustacea
Subphylum: Hexapoda
Class: Insecta
by your logic humans are the same as insects because we are in the same kingdom.
>insects
Domain: Eukaryota
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Arthropoda
Clade: Pancrustacea
Subphylum: Hexapoda
Class: Insecta
>Crustaceans
Domain: Eukaryota
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Arthropoda
Clade: Pancrustacea
Subphylum: Crustacea
sorry no, they diverged at Pancrustacea not the same at all.
Chickens are related to dinosaurs. What the actual fuck is your point?
he got gaslit into believing something and now thinks repeating the same logic to others will apply
>naggers and white people are the same
Brainless getting btfo once again
You're right I don't, I eat crustaceans.
Also kek @ the absolute foodlets in this thread calling shellfish slave food. Last I checked, slave food doesn't cost 40$+ at a sit down restaurant. Eat your McDongs slop and drink your HFCS juice and keep your destroyed taste buds away from real food.
>Behold I have given you every herb bearing seed upon the earth, and all trees that have in themselves seed of their own kind, to be your meat: And to all beasts of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to all that move upon the earth, and wherein there is life, that they may have to feed upon.
I've heard this interpreted as saying we should only eat plants, as well as an interpretation that every single living thing exists for our consumption. If the former is true, then no I'm not eating bugs. If the latter, then I am going to eat any creeping thing that approaches my mouth.
Meat eaters be like: i rather eat bugs than to eat plants
Chitin is carcinogenic in humans. Not a big deal with big bugs, because people just don't eat the shell. But it's much harder to avoid with the small bugs.
I like grasshoppers and crickets but I don't like crawfish
>one has meat inside
>one has goop inside
you won't get Brown Roach (red lobster ripoff) anytime soon, chang.
looks like goo to me.
Why do jannies allow this dumb thread to keep getting spammed?
This, do people really like to open the same thread over and over?
Go on op. Fillet me a cockroach and i will eat it.
are you israeli
you share the same general anatomy with a cow you aren't eating humans are you?
I do. Unironically give me that obey. Will never eat a roach ever, nor will my cajun family
No, I'm vegetarian so I don't eat land or sea bugs
arthropods != crustaceans
real bananas look like alien shit. modern lobsters aren't just plucked from the sea. human fucked them up to be delicious and eatable you jealous crawfish dumbass
We equate cockroaches as insects that live on humane waste, as for sea bugs they are as natural as any seafood could be until the micro plastics takeover