any else sausagemaxxing? bout to eat all ten of these bad boys

any else sausagemaxxing?
bout to eat all ten of these bad boys

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >any else sausagemaxxing?
    no but now i might have to start

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you trying to have a heart attack?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If blacking out 60 times in 30 days didn't give me a heart attack I don't think eating a sausage is gonna do the job

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, it’s Ramalamadan. My building doesn’t allow cooking of pork products during this time. I still cook real bacon and just say it’s turkey when the neighbors complain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These muslims need to go back to their shitholes

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what kind sosage?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sosij is tasty

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i had some andouille in beans for dinner

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you need me to explain sausagemaxxing to you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt understand why a guy would eat 10 sausages in one sitting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sounds gay

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a new pan holy shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there's literally nothing wrong with that pan. I cant see a single spot of Teflon delamination. it's basically brand new.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Teflon
        cooklet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I can cook more in a 10 inch teflon pan than you can cook in a full set of all clad

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >all clad
            overated and gay, cast iron is king

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              nope

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go away Ordinary Sausage
    jk please make dog food sausage

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why haven't they made square sausages yet. Or triangles work too. This is so stupid you have to constantly turn and hold them for even browning and they are curved too making it even worse to do the edges. Honestly l squash sausages usually so l get 2 flat sides but they curl back up it's not a perfect solution. I can only dream of how nice it would be to only have to turn a sausage 4 times. Rubbery non caramelized sausage casing fricking sucks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I oven cook mine.

      They do square sausages.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How many animals have square or triangle shaped intestines?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thos os what we need gmos for.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sausage doesn't have to be in a edible casing. Though the crunch of biting into a pigs intestine filled with ground up animals arguably makes up a big part of the experience.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes bro of all technological advancement humanity has made square sausage casings is the limit we cannot surpass.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I left a pack of breakfast sausage in the fridge too long once, to find every sausage in the pack COVERED in spiky white fungal growth. Like not some mold here and there like moldy bread, every mm was packed with white fluff growing a good finger width off the sausage. Those things are fricking DIRTY. This pack of sausage had never been opened. How is it that full of fungal spores?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sausages are cured naturally, which means yeasts and lactic acid bacterias. There's a chance it wasn't the bad kind of mold

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally everything you eat is covered in fungal spores anon, you just can't see them because they haven't sprouted when your food is fresh.

      Sorry you had to find out this way.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Johnsonville sucks. Try Premio, Moishe.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's insane Jeremy.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they're quite expensive and my mom (a dietitian) refuses to buy them.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is OP kill?

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