Anybody forage for shrooms?

If not, don't try. It's dangerous.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They cut a road through the cow pasture in my neighborhood and added paved sidewalks on either side. Now you can just go for a morning walk after a rainy night and find these weird ones with a top like toasted marshmallow and a purple rings around the stalk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do they taste?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Terrible.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have the screencap of the anon who went to the hospital cause he listened to Culinaly advice on what shrooms to eat?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      aaah yes, the periodic mushroom thread

      keep in mind the quality when you post on blueboards op

      how many years ago?

      [...]

      it is, you have to understand what is edible and what is poisonous

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it is dangerous boy, not all plants are made the same

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    In low quantities some toxins can get you high. But with mushrooms 1 is generally enough to kill you in hours.
    The ratio of what is in it is also inconsistent because it's a live thing and the different stages have different levels of it.
    You're better of getting lab equipment and isolating it in batches and then use the result.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this was from 2 years ago which was a crazy year. somewhat boring actually as you didn't even have to look for them, you'd just pick them up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice haul anon... it's too dry this year, literally nothing grows in the forests

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do. Every fall we go to a forest and pick up "Rovellons" (Lactarius deliciosus) and "Pinetells" (Lactarius sanguifluus) which are really easy to identify and they are fricking delicious. We live in Catalonia, Spain btw.

    Best thing you can you is to have someone take you on trip and teach you how to identify edible ones and which look-alikes you should avoid. Only pick up shrooms that you can clearly identify as safe and you should be good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot the picture.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cool, let me eat this mushrooms I just picked u-ACK!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've eaten mushrooms I found before. I don't even know about identification. They looked cool (they were blue) and I wanted to try them. I turned out fine.
      Pussy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Suicide is a sin, anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've eaten mushrooms I found before. I don't even know about identification. They looked cool (they were blue) and I wanted to try them. I turned out fine.
      Pussy.

      there's a nice middle ground between both of your batshit insane positions. you just have to kinda know what you're doing

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's dangerous.
    only if you're moronic, senpai

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's trying to keep you Black folk away from his mushroom spots, moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He's trying to keep you Black folk away from his mushroom spots, moron
        Genuine question, do black folks pick mushrooms?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >/CHHG/
    >cordycep hivemind hangout general
    post
    >MY BRAIN ISBMY OWN AND MUSHROOMS DONT RULE ME
    or you're a cordybrain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kid, you play too many video games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon... I have some bad news for you
        do you happen to own a cat too?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Let me rephrase that: you spend too much time on the internet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Let me guess, I should spend more time in nature, maybe go pick some mushrooms and join the hivemi....community of foragers

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not dangerous. Just learn the safe picks and pick those. With experience you can start identifying more mushrooms.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Picrel.

    Memes aside, I do like foraging. Got a pocket book with 150 different local plants and their uses as well as toxic lookalikes, a trowel, knife and magnifying glass, then got started just trying to ID shit in the wild. Very fun hobby honestly and you get some nice wild herbs out of it occasionally.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also picrel, kek. Some wild herbs are great, but some plants in my book are edible, not necessarily enjoyable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they look the fricking same, how do you tell the difference?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don't.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it was between eating people or eating foraged plants call me a vegetarian because your ass is grass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck fricker, I just ate four kilos of mystery mushrooms I found next to the latrine, I hope you roll well as you begin the wild ride that is eating my ass.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I found a single chanterelle yesterday. Gonna try and forage some next time I see them. Wanna make an omelette or stir fry with them.

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