Anybody try this? What does it taste like?

Anybody try this? What does it taste like?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hair glue

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like gorilla glue & fake lashes & nails

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What does it taste like?
    Self delusion, failure, and melanin magic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wished it tasted like black girl pussy juice

      From a business stand point it seems really weird to limit your customer base to white women under 40 and gay men

      This and don't forget the soyboys, liberals, and bibisea roasties

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wished it tasted like black girl pussy juice
        Trust me brother. You don't.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    From a business stand point it seems really weird to limit your customer base to white women under 40 and gay men

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think anyone else is drinking sparkling Riesling to begin with? It's smart to know who your audience is. Besides, "women under 40" is >25% of the population.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$9 for a can of shitty riesling
    Lmao not a single black person will be purchasing this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not FOR black people, it's BY black people

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've had a Target on my merchandising route for like 8 months now and the display they have of this shit is just as full now as it was then.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's for liberal white people to buy out of a misplaced sense of apologetic obligation.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >purchasing

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name my food "white boy magic"
    >everyone loses their fricking minds

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s wine in a can dude what the frick do you think

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For dose special moments, with yo baby-mama, behind the 7-11 and Colt 45 just won't cut it. Class yo shieettt up, wit Black Girl Magic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you! Colt 45 works EVERY time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I, too, am old.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shea butter

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pink Moscato. That's the only "wine" they drink

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm. I worked in a liquor store in college. The vast majority of black people would drink the cheapest moscato, "henny", or whatever flavored vodka happened to be on sale. Also, they would but Patron, but that is the only tequila they would even consider buying.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone turn a Riesling into a Pink Moscato? That defeats the entire point of making a Riesling.

      Can confirm. I worked in a liquor store in college. The vast majority of black people would drink the cheapest moscato, "henny", or whatever flavored vodka happened to be on sale. Also, they would but Patron, but that is the only tequila they would even consider buying.

      >The vast majority of black people would drink the cheapest moscato
      I feel like that's most female college students, though. Go for the smoothest, cheapest wine possible.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but typically they grow out of it. Black peoples overall taste in alcohol is abysmal. Easily marketed towards through commercials, otherwise drinking what's cheapest and sweetest/smoothest.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheap perfume, sweaty ass, fentanyl and child/elder abuse.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda fricked up they kill black girls witches to make these, if they just made Black Magic Riesling they could hire the black girls to make the drinks instead.
    I hope it doesn't taste good so they stop making it, I think it's really unethical to be making these. However, I'd imagine it would taste kind of like a blood sausage.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated post, very silly.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might be good for pasta sauce

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    9 dollars for one can?
    I hope it's booze but even then it's still over priced

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course it's Riesling, they have the palate of children

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happen to the jiggaboo who made that pink mayo crap?

    I remember it exploding when people bought it and they was backlash due to it being overprice and not getting FDA approved.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >acknowledge a majority exists
    >explicitly make a product that excludes said majority
    >"my bizniz failed cause them raysis crakkas ain't buy my product!"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >catering to a niche is not a sound business model
      Please never invest your money into anything. Or do. You're too stupid to hold onto it anyway, so have fun i guess.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Being this dense
        >The poster is clearly talking about "niche" as in demographic, not sectors in technology, health, business and so forth

        But go on, why don't you invest in black businesses and see how well your portfolio does

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any business that aims to exclude the majority market is doomed to fail. Go ahead and invest yourself and find out.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're a fricking idiot

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no argument
            >no investment
            Damn, you sure showed him.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dude, adult diapers are sold in normal grocery stores. Those things are only applicable for like 0.05% of the population but it's enough purchasers to keep the company afloat. That is still millions of people. "Black women" is absolutely massive for a market segment and there are tons of products that market exclusively to them. I can't believe I even need to explain this because it's so obvious.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Adult diapers are a necessity for those who buy them, and most sales are made to facilities like hospitals and retirement homes. Sales are guaranteed.
                Le Heckin Black Queen sparkle water is not a necessity, has no guaranteed sales, and (to account for the small number of projected sales) is priced high enough to be unappealing to the target demographic.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The post I'm replying to said "Any business that aims to exclude the majority market is doomed to fail." That is moronic and what I'm disagreeing with.
                >Adult diapers are a necessity for those who buy them, and most sales are made to facilities like hospitals and retirement homes. Sales are guaranteed.
                Ok, so you're explaining one way how a product can exclude the majority market and not fail.
                >Le Heckin Black Queen sparkle water is not a necessity, has no guaranteed sales, and (to account for the small number of projected sales) is priced high enough to be unappealing to the target demographic.
                Completely unrelated to the original point. Why don't you just admit you're wrong already?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                time will prove you wrong

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're displaying a severe lack of understanding on the topic you're clearly so angry about.
                If you really think Nigress Sprangs Mineral Drank has any worth as a business, invest and show us. Otherwise, take a seat.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know whether Black Girl Magic Bubbly Riesling has any worth as a business. I haven't even tasted it. The point I'm making is that "black girls who drink" is a big enough target audience that a business could survive by selling them shit. There are entire companies that exist and prosper selling dog dildos to furries. I'm not sure why you are refusing to understand this.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What about the Kosher section? Every grocery store has one but I’ve lived in multiple states and never seen another person browsing that section, it always looks untouched.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would be antisemitic not to have that though

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                how did the little mermaid and the color purple did, dingus

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Explain how a multi million dollar blockbuster movie and a fricking canned juice are the same.

                Dude I literally don't even like black people. But you poltards have worms in your brains.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >catering to a niche which steals more than any other and tends to have less money
        Yeah very sound business strategy there bud

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Newports do it and they make billions

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course this would be at goddamned Target. I swear those frickers exclusively cater to and employee blacks, gays and trannies now. Went from being the store whites could enjoy in peace to a woke pozzed up shit hole.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >predominantly white-centric thing is now almost exclusively black
      Weird how that always seems to happen, huh?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's headquartered in the twin cities, that's all you need to know

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      St Floyd changed that. S to spit.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the flavor of uppity, a combination of bitter and overly sweet

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    aluminum poisoning and plastic liner

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember going to target and seeing a lot of attractive people for a non-membership store
    i felt out of place

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