Anyone else frick with these?

Anyone else frick with these?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do not frick the snacks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i fricked WT Snacks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        underage b&

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just buy a log of salamis and block of cheese and cut them myself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do this also, but I tried one not too long ago and I thought it was pretty good for a lunchables.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >adult lunchable
    pathetic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >adult
      You mean "adult"

      https://i.imgur.com/iGWUiUI.jpeg

      Anyone else frick with these?

      I've never seen anyone actually buy them and they constantly get marked down on clearance and put in the "please take this shit" case at my nearest Safeway and even then, no one does.
      I don't see much the point of them just as I don't see much the point of actual Lunchables except, maybe, the pizza ones. I've never had any

      Hell no. I just get all the seperate ingredients, and make them myself. Cheaper, and you get more anyway. You'd have to be a really sad, lazy, moron to buy those.

      I feel the same way about a lot of the convenience foods I've seen. Frozen PBJs give me perhaps the biggest "why the frick do these exist" vibes of any of them and microwave s'mores kits just completely miss the point of s'mores.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you do, that would be a federal crime

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to get them from the 99 cent store when they got in a shipment of ones that were close to expiring. Not bad for 99 cents.

    Also the 99 cent store would usually have pizza lunchables for 99 cents where as the normal grocery stores sell them for 2.50-4 dollars.

    rip 99 cent store

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, are you me? Gonna miss that place.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would frick with that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well if it means anything i became the little girl

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell no. I just get all the seperate ingredients, and make them myself. Cheaper, and you get more anyway. You'd have to be a really sad, lazy, moron to buy those.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You'd have to be a really sad, lazy, moron to buy those.
      You got me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol anon do better. Get some hard salami, and honey ham from the deli. Some swiss cheese slices, and some sharp chedder. Some leafy lettuce, and make some meat, cheese, lettuce rollups. Dip in honey msutard, or a more spicy mustard with the salami. Or get one of those summer sausage rolls to go with the chedder. Turkey, and chedder is good too.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me and my buddy are both pretty fat and one time we split an entire homeless party tray like that in one sitting during a movie/video game binge. I got severely constipated but it was still worth it lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds like a good time in a 100% non-gay way. Some of my best memories is getting a big ass sheet pizza with sausage/pepperoni on it, and playing vidya with the boys.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When my buddy was 18 his parents went through a slightly messy divorce and one of the ways his dad tried to get on his son's good side was to pay for him to get his own apartment. At that age having your own place was huge and our group of friends made that apartment our homebase for like, 4 years. Many many days spent eating little caesar's hot and ready's back when they were actually 5 bucks and playing mario party until 4am. It fricking rocked and I miss those days greatly.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice blog. I'll probably unsubscribe, however. Good luck

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based. For me it was running a gaming club at our college, and using the club funds to buy us pizza, and play vidya/DnD in one of the many abandoned "study" areas in the evening.

            >adult
            You mean "adult"
            [...]
            I've never seen anyone actually buy them and they constantly get marked down on clearance and put in the "please take this shit" case at my nearest Safeway and even then, no one does.
            I don't see much the point of them just as I don't see much the point of actual Lunchables except, maybe, the pizza ones. I've never had any
            [...]
            I feel the same way about a lot of the convenience foods I've seen. Frozen PBJs give me perhaps the biggest "why the frick do these exist" vibes of any of them and microwave s'mores kits just completely miss the point of s'mores.

            >I feel the same way about a lot of the convenience foods I've seen
            Yeah that's the gimmick. Some foods I can reasonably understand like a whole cooked rotissirie style chicken from Costco or something. The price is so low it's almost the equivalent for a whole chicken. Plus cost of prepping it time/energy. Makes sense. But some of these snack foods are obviously geared at some really lazy people.
            >Cheese and crackers in a plastic box!
            >Nuts, cheese, and raisins in a plastic tray!
            >Already cubed cheese!
            >Pre mixed salad!
            Just get the seperate ingredients, put them together, and serve for better tasting, and value..

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >better [taste] and value
              That's why I don't buy supermarket rotisserie chickens. They're never very good, imo, and my homemade ones are much, much better and slightly cheaper. Remember, they're at most 3lbs and usually only 2lbs IE the raw weight is between 2.67-4lbs. That's $1.25/lb for a meal I just don't enjoy. I can get whole chickens for 89¢/lb and, after roasting, I've got all that jus to make a gravy into and all that grease to save as a cooking day leftover. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You fat fricks do you hide twinkies and devil dogs in your folds of fat?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A pound of meat, cheese, and crackers is not that much food. People eat that much all the time when they order pizza, or a steak dinner, really any standard entree with sides.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dies everything have to be chad and virgin memes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet you could buy a whole sausage, box of crackers, and block of cheese for the same price.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which you will enjoy much more

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anyone else frick with these?
    They are horrible. Under no circumstance should you purchase these.

    Get your ass some decent crackers, find a stick of actual salami and cut that yourself. Then get some decent cheese and square it yourself. It is super fricking easy to assemble yourself an adult lunchable, do it with quality ingredients and don't forget some veg on the side. They even make snack pack sized crackers for this exact purpose.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO. That's like shit for 3rd graders, soccer moms give that to their moron kids.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    COLON CANCER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what homosexuals get when they take dick up the ass.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're literally lunchables for adults.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a salami, cut it up.
    Buy cheese, cut it up.
    But bread, cut it up and throw it into the frying pan with a bit of oil.

    100% better quality.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a cracker would have been better than the toasted rounds

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's just a Lunchable for adults

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frick with
    you mean "eat"?
    kys

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's dis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >significant portion of the label dedicated to guilt negation
      Dropped.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so frickin' good, but theyre like 4 bucks, so fuuuuuck, so every time i get one i'm like why didn't i spend 15 on actual decent meat and cheese and get 5x the amount

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that i'd have enjoyed much more

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The convenience store close to my overnight job stocks em so I get em as dinner sometimes.

    Gouda>white cheddar
    The wine infused salami is a bit slimy. The Genoa salami tastes most like raw meat. The hot calabrese one does give you a peppery hint every now and then. The dry salami one is neutral.

    I usually get one with cheddar, one with Gouda and mix and match meats. If your really hungry, lays plain chips pair really well with them. One small bite from a cheese, one small bite from a salami, one small mixed bite of the two, then you still have enough cheese and salami to top a cracker off. OR, mix chips with the meat and cheese bites preceding topping off the cracker and finishing off the pair.

    A 2 dollar brisk lemonade or blood orange and an overpriced cheese and blueberry pastry or other to round off a full meal, though it ends up being 20 bucks at convenience store prices.

    I tried storing sandwich ingredients or making rice and tuna to take with to work instead but I end up eating the sandwich stuff before work nights and rice I forget to make sometimes. Say la bee.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sugarwater and sugary dessert rounds off a full meal
      >a "meal" that lacks vegetables altogether
      K.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the convenience store is light on produce, buddy. Korean flavored chips and chili peanuts is as fresh as it gets. Dumfrick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bring an apple, then, or tinned fruit in juice. I used to work as a baker and brought fruit to have with my mid shift meal.

          https://i.imgur.com/dqArZOp.jpeg

          Don't samegay cus your too moronic to know convenience stores don't have fresh produce shelves, swety.

          I'm

          >sugarwater and sugary dessert rounds off a full meal
          >a "meal" that lacks vegetables altogether
          K.

          but not

          this fat frick is double fisting gas station lunchables and potato chips, and guzzling it down with softdrinks and talking about how it's high cuisine lmao

          this fat frick is double fisting gas station lunchables and potato chips, and guzzling it down with softdrinks and talking about how it's high cuisine lmao

          is just a c**t who's needlessly insulting you. All I did was point out that crackers and salami with sugarwater are not a meal.

          https://i.imgur.com/AM1vBdi.jpeg

          Yeah I know Photoshop too. Honestly, I think your just a israelite and you're just embarrassing yourself now.

          >Photoshop
          lol
          I used to use Paintshop way back in the day but it doesn't exist anymore and I was never any good with it, anyway.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Paintshop doesn't exist anymore
            It's still around.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Needlessly? He's morbidly obese, if more people shamed him he might change his behavior.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking israelite

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I told you, I'm

            >sugarwater and sugary dessert rounds off a full meal
            >a "meal" that lacks vegetables altogether
            K.

            , not the other c**t. I'm totally cool and would rim your butthole, bud. Cool it with the antisemitism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this fat frick is double fisting gas station lunchables and potato chips, and guzzling it down with softdrinks and talking about how it's high cuisine lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't samegay cus your too moronic to know convenience stores don't have fresh produce shelves, swety.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I know Photoshop too. Honestly, I think your just a israelite and you're just embarrassing yourself now.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Photoshop
              God damn, I forget how tech illiterate people on this fricking site can be.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jew

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if costco still has these. Feel like getting a box, a block of sharp tillamook and a bunch of sliced salami and roast beef and just feasting for days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get on my level you b***h ass cracker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Walmart level?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          say it with me now

          CRUST

          TEENY

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stale bread
        >freshness guaranteed

        based walmart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got a box of those on managers special at Safeway for $1.12 (75% off $4.49) recently. Really, really good!

      I told you, I'm [...], not the other c**t. I'm totally cool and would rim your butthole, bud. Cool it with the antisemitism.

      Nice try, madam.

      Fricking israelite

      Literally had a cheeseburger for lunch today and shrimp the other day and pork the day before that. Eat some fruit.

      Needlessly? He's morbidly obese, if more people shamed him he might change his behavior.

      You don't know if he's fat or not. I just wanted to suggest that he have some fruit with his crackers and salami. Convenience stores sell tinned peaches and many sell fresh oranges and bananas.

      [...]

      Neat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >alternate bites of chips and salami on crackers and wash it down with a brisk

        He's fat. He needs to subtract food from his meals, not add it.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a whole bunch a wineries this weekend. The touristy places had these in a cooler to get with your wine flight. The better places had actual kitchen service for boards or fresh breads.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hillshire
    American branding "experts" trying to capture the sound of something quaint and English.

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