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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >meal minimum is 20 a plate
    >20% gratuity added to total bill plus discount
    >glass of water 1 dollar
    >restroom fee
    >employee health care fee
    >kitchen staff tip

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like a steal.. a bargain, if you will

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >forgetting the black people tip which is 13 to 50% of your bill
      homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Culinaly is a board of peace, go back from whence you came bigot

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't trust them to make food that won't make me sick.
    A homemade stew thread died for this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >A homemade stew thread died for this.
      best threads on Culinaly, think I'll make one.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn that's a good deal. Unless they are doing some shady corporate shit and use different food...

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can already hear the "ick" and "eww" from women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is literally zero reason to use this for "date night" and god help you if you try, although if you're already in a relationship with a tasteless hog who wants to go to applebees once a week regardless you may as well sign on for it. It's definitely a dramatically better deal for an individual trying to eat on a budget than for their proposed use case.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >amerikeks take dates to chain restaurants
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're clearly trying to raise quick capital to end the financial year with a last round of bonuses before they go full Chaptre 11 and scew all their creditors.

    In saying that I had a date at Applebee's and it was quite a lovely evening

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >give out a bunch of free food passes.
      >sell the company
      >the new owners have to honor the deal.
      devilish

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they just bring back unlimited boneless wings? Infinite calorie glitch.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >once every 24 hours
    >52 times in a one year period
    Poorgay anons take notice. $200 for 52 days of applebees is probably actually better than living on beans and rice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      15 dollars max each person

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Does not say that in the screenshot and im not looking up OP's applebees article to find out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >15 dollars max each person
        Doesnt say that anywhere i can find in the applebees site. The fact you can use it online tells me that its not the case anyways
        Even for the microwaved slop applebees sells turning 200 into 1500 is pretty nice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There was some dudebrö in Floriduh who bought an annual Disney World pass that came with meal vouchers, and although that particular pass (at the time) cost him a couple grand or something he literally was able to wander into Epcot or Magic Kingdom whenever he wanted and eat up to 3 meals a day on Mickey. Considering that food in Dinny World is pretty good quality and also expensive he was saving shittons of moolah.

      I think once the hack went public they changed the way it works.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's actually a brilliant trap.

    All they have to do is make sure that no items on the menu could possibly add up to $30.
    This way, the customer must decide whether to miss out on some benefit of the coupon, or to spend a little more money to redeem the full $30, and thus will spend a lot more money over the course of the year.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is probably the case.
      >$30 discount
      >everything is $20

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is probably the case.
      >$30 discount
      >everything is $20

      This is what all the Shiny Fu restaurants near me do for derivery. They have a weirdass minimum spend of like $32.60 and no matter how you stack your order the closest you can get is like $32.20 and even a can of coke or a bag or crunchy noodre is like $7

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This confirms my suspicion. Apple Bee is owned by the CCP

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A-are they going to check to see if i'm actually on a date or am I good to sperg alone?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      depends how much the employees give a frick

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick wants to eat at Applebees?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Guilty pleasure. Whether or not the food is prepared by god himself or in a cold factory in Belize makes no real difference, the shit is scientifically formulated to be delishes. Also they sous vide a helavu good steak

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.applebees.com/en/specials/date-night-pass

    >valid for take out also
    Give me ONE (1) good reason why I shouldn't just use this for free lunches for the full year?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think if you like Applebees and are going to be disciplined about going enough to make this pay for itself then you should do so. I used to live right near a good one, I would be thinkin bout those bees

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >date night pass
      >can't be used on alcohol
      what's the point

      that list of non-participating restaurants seems random

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's a franchise. franchisees have a decent amount of control over how they run their binny and what ilk of clientele they want to attract to their establishment

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >show up without a date

    >excuse me sir this is a DATE NIGHT pass not an incel eats 2 meals pass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be your date. No homo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ok but you're ordering off the bottom friendly menu.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fricking vile statement

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AYY
    MY GIRL IS BANGIN'
    SHE'S SO LOW MAINTENANCE
    DON'T NEED NO CHAMPAGNE POPPIN' ENTERTAINMENT
    TAKE HER TO WENDY'S
    CAN'T KEEP HER OFF ME
    SHE WANNA DIP ME LIKE THEM FRIES IN HER FROSTY
    BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN WHEN I GET PAID
    I GOTTA SPOIL MY BABY WITH AN UPGRADE (AYY)
    AYY, AYY, AYY
    YEAH, WE FANCY LIKE APPLEBEE'S ON A DATE NIGHT
    GOT THAT BOURBON STREET STEAK WITH THE OREO SHAKE
    GET SOME WHIPPED CREAM ON THE TOP TOO
    TWO STRAWS, ONE CHECK, GIRL, I GOT YOU
    BOUGIE LIKE NATTY IN THE STYROFOAM
    SQUEAK-SQUEAKIN' IN THE TRUCK BED ALL THE WAY HOME
    SOME ALABAMA-JAMMA, SHE MY DIXIELAND DELIGHT (AYY)
    THAT'S HOW WE DO, HOW WE DO,
    FANCY LIKE
    UH, DON'T NEED NO TESLA (DON'T NEED NO TESLA) TO IMPRESS HER (TO IMPRESS HER)
    MY GIRL IS HAPPY ROLLIN' ON A VESPA (THERE SHE GO)
    DON'T NEED NO MANSION (OOH) TO GET ROMANCIN' (WOO)
    SHE'S SUPER FINE, DOUBLE WIDE, SLOW DANCIN' (SLOW DANCIN')
    BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN WHEN I GET PAID
    I GOTTA SPOIL MY BABY WITH AN UPGRADE
    AYY, AYY, AYY
    YEAH, WE FANCY LIKE APPLEBEE'S ON A DATE NIGHT (THAT'S RIGHT)
    GOT THAT BOURBON STREET STEAK WITH THE OREO SHAKE (AYY)
    GET SOME WHIPPED CREAM ON THE TOP TOO (GOTTA ADD THAT WHIPPED CREAM)
    TWO STRAWS, ONE CHECK, GIRL, I GOT YOU (GIRL, I GOT YOU)
    BOUGIE LIKE NATTY IN THE STYROFOAM (STYROFOAM)
    SQUEAK-SQUEAKIN' IN THE TRUCK BED ALL THE WAY HOME (ALL THE WAY HOME)
    SOME ALABAMA-JAMMA, SHE MY DIXIELAND DELIGHT (AYY)
    THAT'S HOW WE DO, HOW WE DO, FANCY LIKE
    MAYBE A LITTLE MAYBELLINE BUT SHE DON'T NEED IT
    IN THE KITCHEN LIGHT RADIO SLOWS DOWN
    BOXED WINE AND HER UP-DO GOES DOWN
    AYY
    YEAH, WE FANCY LIKE APPLEBEE'S ON A DATE NIGHT (THAT'S RIGHT)
    GOT THAT BOURBON STREET STEAK WITH THE OREO SHAKE (AYY)
    GET SOME WHIPPED CREAM ON THE TOP TOO (GOTTA ADD THAT WHIPPED CREAM)
    TWO STRAWS, ONE CHECK, GIRL, I GOT YOU
    BOUGIE LIKE NATTY IN THE STYROFOAM (STYROFOAM)
    SQUEAK-SQUEAKIN' IN THE TRUCK BED ALL THE WAY HOME (ALL THE WAY HOME)
    SOME ALABAMA-JAMMA, SHE MY DIXIELAND DELIGHT (AYY)
    THAT'S HOW WE DO, HOW WE DO, FANCY LIKE

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not even sure what they have nor where the nearest one to me is. I believe there might have been one a few miles away but I think it closed a while ago.
    Seems more a middle of the burbs thing than a city thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zip- or postcode pls

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        10800

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you got plenny of 'bees in your area. you can even go to two in Yahnkers

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is a Sack Lunch board, kiddo

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you can lunch on my sack

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong 10800. I'm just off Prachachuen road.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >30$ date night
    lmfao

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Date Night"
    basically a "no singles policy" for restraunts

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I went to an applebees in Canada they just straight up served me raw pasta.
    Last time I went to an applebees in America the food was fricking spectacular, above and beyond what I ever thought was capable from an applebees

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They know prices are about to crash.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they have determined they can sell it for $200 and still make money, meaning they know nobody is going to eat at applebees more than 7 times in the year even if it's free

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I reckon it's not that, I reckon it's encouraging more patronage which will bring more business altogether. People will buy more and surpass the loss margin, or they will bring people who do not have a pass. Also I'm sure as a marketing gimmick this is likely to generate some attention and excitement. I haven't though about thos 'bees in years and now here we are and I'm wishing I was eating one of their steaks now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah this

      I reckon it's not that, I reckon it's encouraging more patronage which will bring more business altogether. People will buy more and surpass the loss margin, or they will bring people who do not have a pass. Also I'm sure as a marketing gimmick this is likely to generate some attention and excitement. I haven't though about thos 'bees in years and now here we are and I'm wishing I was eating one of their steaks now.

      pass holder will bring in their friends who will have to buy, and passholders will still be buying booze, and nobody said they weren't gonna go over the $30 limit when they inevitably go wild on appetizers because it's "free"

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    subscription/membership based restaurants are usually a higher tier than this.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're getting you in the door so they can sell you alcohol. Not even mad at it though, I might buy one

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will they provide the date?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will you tip on the bill before or after the $30 dollars off?

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