Apples

for me its the cosmic crisp apple

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    complete game changer with an endless number of haters

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    commie crisp

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    flipped the world on its head by mogging literally every other apple that had to evolve millions of years to get a taste that will never be able to compete with these beauties

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that is not how apples work

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Others are even better, IMHO Envy, Pizzazz, Ambrosia.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I THINK COSMIC CRISP SUCKS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get 'em boys!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah? I THINK YOU SUCK

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apples are one of the lowest tier fruits, you might as well be eating sweetened wood pulp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moron troll.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        actually he's right. it's a ball of sugar water
        >muh fiber
        you have mental deficiencies, and your face and hand are sticky and gross

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do they compare to a mcintosh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't sell your personal data and you can pirate more apples by planting the seeds that come with them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Apples don't work like that. Most likely you will get a crappy tasting apple because the fruit takes on characteristics from both the male and female trees. I forget what it's called.

        What you really want to do is go steal branches from an apple orchard and graft them onto your own apple tree. The grafted stock will produce apples the exact same as the parent stock. You can even graft multiple types of apples on one tree.

        People do this to make "cider trees" where the blend of apples grafted/grown on one tree produces a balanced and complex cider when processed as one batch.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          interdesting
          its like a built in anti piracy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Same with avocados. They say that 1 in 10k planted from seed avocados will be worthy of market.

            If you have ever seen crab apples those are a result of people planting apple seeds and then other people planting those apple seeds. It's like when you mix all the colors together you get brown, but with apples.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like granny Smith apples.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Granny Smith or Fuji

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like uh..... ehrm..... ummmmmmm..... whatever the lady apples are, I guess

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still second to Honey Crisp.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not even close; have you tried them multiple times? because every time ive bought them (4 times) they have been slightly different and one of the times they were tiny and not very sweet.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sugarbee apples are far better than cosmic crisps and honeycrisps, trust me..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these ones are shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sweeter
        >equal or better crisp texture
        Yeah they're definitely shit lmao, have a nice day contrarian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never heard of these but I doubt they're better than the perfection that is the Granny Smith.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I loce apples. They are. Envy apples too.
        t. from PNW

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Fuji apples, I like them so much I kept the seeds in the freezer for a few months and germinated them and planted them all over the place.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It will be years before you see any apples grow.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's okay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anonyapplegay

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's gotta be mcintosh or cortland, everything else is mid or below by comparison

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I moved out and had to buy my own food for the first time in my life, I tried basically all of the apples and found Cosmic Crisp to be very good, but it fell just behind the superior Envy apple.

    Stay envious

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://applerankings.com/
    The definitive list of good and bad apples.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stopped reading at honey crisp being #2 of dozens of varieties they are ranking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/80SwBiY.png

      SweeTango. I love the hint of warm spices they sometimes have.

      I've tried these twice and haven't been impressed. A bit soft for my taste.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cosmic crisps are kino.’

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive also come to really like this apple. good choice

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was the Fuji until the Pink Lady conquered me. However, once I bought some expensive Fuji apples from the White Costco. They were the most incredible apples I have had. I still dream of those fricking apples. They smelled and taste fake because I felt as if I had managed to purchase apples from God's backyard. I bought more a week later, but the magic was gone. They tasted and smelled like any other Fuji apple. I would give my first born for some more of those apples.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Green apples are pure perfection

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw it's summer so all the poorgay apples suck rn

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick apples and their stupid "dude weed lmao" names.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any other apple varieties that have a softer texture like mcintosh? mcintosh is my favorite for eating raw because of that. i tried looking it up but there's so much conflicting information and other varieties that are said to be softer just seem like all the rest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've tried all of these meme apples like cosmic crisp and sugar bee but none of them are as good as mcintosh or empire.

      what the hell is wrong with you guys

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SweeTango. I love the hint of warm spices they sometimes have.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've tried all of these meme apples like cosmic crisp and sugar bee but none of them are as good as mcintosh or empire.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it might depend on the batch or something. ive bought cosmic crisp 3 times and each time has been different. the best of them were really good. the worst were small and not very sweet. seemed like they were picked to early. the second best were huge and pretty good but not as tart as the best ones.

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