Arabs make the best takeaway

Arabs make the best takeaway

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Greek diner supremacy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same shit, it all came from the ottomans anyway

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Greeks did it first. Ottermen came and conquered and stole.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they should take their "culture" away, back to the mid-east and west asia

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    factual

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, just like the took the World Trade center away.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ????? are you still sad about it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I lost the love of my life on 9/11/01. Of course I am

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Boomer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus you're older than me. I literally joined the military a week before 9/11 because I was moronic

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a week.. before??? wow you really are a moron

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Joining the military when everyone knew 9/11 was about to happen
            Bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yids did that

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly… yeah.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GOD DAMN!!!!!!! KUFTA LOOKING GOOD, you ate this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm starving now... Frick me I love a huge bed of rice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm not usually a big fan of rice but the rice soaked up in meat juices in dishes like this is so fricking good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna need at least 2 more sauce cups

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They burnt your burritos, Anon, and they forgot the beans and rice

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're goddamned right they do. I got it all the time when I flew to detroit for work

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one thing a lot of people don't know about arab food is that the salads fricking rule. they're very simple and the dressing is just like oil vinegar and lemon and it's the freshest tasting thing ever. so much better than, like, iceberg lettuce with ranch or whatever lame shit you get from panera

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They stole salad simple olive oil and lemon juice salads from the Greeks. Notice all the ingredients of that kind of salad are native to Greece, not Arab desert wastes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking liar, olives were originally domesticated somewhere around Jordan or Palestine

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            By israeli people native to those lands. Arab food is what they stole from the people they colonized.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was Israel and Judah at the time, it wasn't Palestine until the Roman conquest which was hundreds of years after olives were domesticated 🙂

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              By israeli people native to those lands. Arab food is what they stole from the people they colonized.

              These areas were conquered from its natives because the Tanakh told us HaShem promised us the land.

              That was around 1406-1400 BCE, and olive trees were domesticated around 6000 BCE.

              Why are you so butt hurt about giving credit where credit is due and wants to steal everything from Arbas?
              Btw, Arabs are not a monolith. Arabs is any one who speaks Arabic as a native tongue. When it comes to ethnicity, Arabs are as multi-ethic as israelites.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That was around 1406-1400 BCE
                Right, and before then it wasn't populated by Arabs either.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                BCE still uses Jesus as its main point of reference
                BC and BCE mean the same thing
                I'm sure you can find Ken Levine's wiener and suck it if you're really persistent

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          doesnt matter tabbouleh and fattoush is great

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you ok, anon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you must be obnoxious to sit next to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      really doesn't look that stellar. A bunch of overchopped low end dark meat chicken, starch and starch and starch, and plain romaine?? I'd rather have greek food with better meat, better salad and sour cream based tzatziki

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those kebab sauces are something else

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yo, dawg! That’s a fricking burrito!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the best take out is always an Arabic place. Love the food, love the portions, love the price.

    God/Allah bless them

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my main takeaway from Arabs is you do not want them on the airplane.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you a shitty comic from 2004?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this shit has always looked bland and dry and shitty to me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bet you only eat soup and porridge

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you got that right and i do mixy dixy of both for a treat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know what you're missing

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OH MY HECKIN GOSH LOOK AT THIS ETHNIC FOOD I GOT AS A WHIT PERSON!!! IM SO HECKIN LIBERAL AND DIVERAE BY DOING THIS!!! PLS WORSHIP MEEEEEEEEE WHILE TYRONE PIPES MY WIFE WITH MY ETHNIC HOTSAUCE LUBE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine liking something for what it is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why do you have to imagine
        just make good food

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do, i made my own shawarma a while back.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            woah a tortilla with a burn mark

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This looks like it is inscribed with Hebrew curse script.

              It was yum uwu

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do you take pictures of your buttered toast

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do I take pictures of your buttered toast?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you might as well u nosy c**t

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                squawk squawk cool it with the repeats parrot

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This looks like it is inscribed with Hebrew curse script.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/mGOxmjl.png

      >Arabs are so heckin' BASED, they feed me with heckin SPICY goysloperino! PHEW BOY THAT KEBAB IS SO HECKIN' YUMMY! ABDUL YOU CAN RAPE MY DAUGHTERS UNTIL YOUR HEART IS CONTENT IF IT PLEASES ALLAH JUST GIVE ME SOME OF THAT HECKIN' SPICY HARISSA SAUCE OH AND SOME HECKIN' MINTY YOGURT DONER MEAT, OH MY SCIENCE THEIR FOOOOOOD IS SOOOOOOO GOOD!

      did you get cucked by a swarthoid?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's just a shartyBlack person posting le epic memeface and you deserve a beating for giving him the satisfaction of getting a (you)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally touch grass and seek allah friend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I live in Eastern Europe so kebab etc is the default greasy spoon stuff, it goes pretty hard
      Not to mention the turks/arabs that own them are always in good humour and genuinely try to cheer you up.
      I remember at one point I walked into one I went to somewhat often at like 2 am, drunk as frick, the owner looked at me, I asked for a medium size, he makes a large one at no extra cost and gives me a big bottle of ayran and tells me to take care of myself

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doner kebab will never take off in the US outside of major cities because Mexicans have that niche occupied entirely. Tacos al pastor are basically the same thing in terms of origin

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Arabs are so heckin' BASED, they feed me with heckin SPICY goysloperino! PHEW BOY THAT KEBAB IS SO HECKIN' YUMMY! ABDUL YOU CAN RAPE MY DAUGHTERS UNTIL YOUR HEART IS CONTENT IF IT PLEASES ALLAH JUST GIVE ME SOME OF THAT HECKIN' SPICY HARISSA SAUCE OH AND SOME HECKIN' MINTY YOGURT DONER MEAT, OH MY SCIENCE THEIR FOOOOOOD IS SOOOOOOO GOOD!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you just found out your crush was flown out to Dubai didn't you

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gimme grilled meat and veggies forever

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every MENA and Balkan food is influenced by Ottomans (Albanian Catholic speaking here)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Self-checked. I am right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Self-checked. I am right.

      Again double checked. God is real after all.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope.
    Dutch take-out is by far the most superior.
    Araboids can't even figure out fire or written language.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >letting a foreign invader touch your food

    oh no

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >arabs
    >take away

    Makes sense

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: white people tacos

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hmm i know some white europeans who know how to make arab takeaway better than arabs.

    so there

    it's better to make it about the food and not the skin color of the people.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >open thread about arab food
    >it's full of homosexuals sucking arab wiener
    I should've known better

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've had explosive shits and stomach pain after getting doner kebab a bunch of times. And this was in the UK - a supposedly "first world" country. The lamb one was the worst experience diarrhea wise. And I know it's due to these fast food items in particular of that because I never get diarrhea otherwise, or with other fast food. The hygiene conditions are not adequate at these places, as well for Chinese food places.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arabs stole all their cuisine from the people they conquered and colonized.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People pogfacing over some grilled meats and vegetables over rice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kebab is my to-go sloppa

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes one thick tomato slice and one big cucumber slice not pealed just under the hot sandwich to keep them warm that's what I call a salad

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know about takeaway, the only options I’ve seen were the carts in NYC where you could get a big plate of rice + meat or falafel + salad for $5. Great when you’re hammered at 3am but the hygiene practices are suspicious at least. That red sauce though…

    Middle eastern food is great though. In the summer it’s fun to have a themed bbq and do kefta, taboulleh, bread and dips washed down with cold dry white wine. I love a good mezze platter or chicken kebab too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Middle eastern food is great though. In the summer it’s fun to have a themed bbq and do kefta, taboulleh, bread and dips washed down with cold dry white wine. I love a good mezze platter or chicken kebab too.

      Lol. Most of that is literally Greek food the Arabs stole.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t care if it’s a Mexican or a Chinese or a Moroccan cooking it, the food is good. It’s been millennia, don’t be ass blasted. I think obviously Greek food is great too, moussaka and spanakopita are really nice.
        >lebanese invented tabloulleh, ours is the best!
        >Egyptian tabbouleh is much better!
        >actually it’s spelt tabouli in the Latin alphabet!
        No one cares. It’s almost like the entire region is full of people with similar climate who’ve been moving around and talking to each other for thousands of years.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're American. You can’t understand how autistic Arabs and Med. people are about what food belongs to who and who stole what and who was there first and who did this first and who stole what and so on and so forth. They’re never going to get over it. Too much bad blood for too long.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I guess that is true. On one hand I wish we had a thousand year old established culture but on the other hand I’m glad I don’t care to argue over which desert in a nationless land a guy was in when he decided a little mint tastes nice with the bulgur and parsley salad.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >desert in a nationless land a guy was in when he decided a little mint tastes nice with the bulgur and parsley salad.
              Wheat, mint, and parsley are all Mediterranean plants. They don’t grow in the desert. The guy who came up with that was not in a desert lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >countries bordering the Mediterranean Sea don’t have localized Mediterranean climate

                Sorry, which semi-arid temperate coastal zone in a nationless land a guy was in when he made that call. Someone added tomatoes at one point, where was he from? Just put an ice pack on that ass and enjoy the food.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They jizz in it.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'Sup assblasted greasy greek.
    Can you maybe stfu? kthxbai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What does it mean to be called an otter?
      >Within the LGBT community, otter is a term to describe a type of gay man. Otters generally have a lot of body hair, much like bears, but are smaller in frame and/or weigh considerably less than bears.

      Lol otterman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not even a arab, but thanks for confirming that you are a greasy butthurt greek.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the halal options near me are too expensive to justify, they act like doubling a serving of rice means that they can charge $15+ a meal with two skewers of chicken and a half-grilled onion

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