Are healthy energy drinks the new thing?

Are healthy energy drinks the new thing?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What makes this e-celeb swill different from other energy drinks?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      see

      https://i.imgur.com/bp6tv6Z.png

      They had to censor the "CBD"? If you want a "clean" energy drink just buy pure caffeine and sprinkle a scoop into a glass of cold crisp water™

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine giving money to Joe Rogan.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I sub to Spotify just for his podcast. His diet is great and more people should follow it too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        eggs and pickled jalapenos on everything

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          eggs and bacon for breakfast, then grass-fed elk, bison, and steak for dinner. He also shares that he enjoys ribeye for breakfast

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But that is understandably not a feasible diet for most people. Those meats are not afforable and easy to source for a lot of people. While it may be a healthier red meat diet, joe rogan can afford it lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >not eating vegetables or fibre
            he's going to die 20 years below median

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What even is his diet? He changes it every fricking 3 months. He's keto. Hes this. He's thst. He doesn't even drink his green hulk jizz shakes anymore and thats all he talked about for a while.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Meat, vegetables, fruit, eggs. Basically it's always some kind of whole food/paleo regardless of what macro ratio he is aiming for.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gotcha. I lose track, lol. I figured. He seems to always fall back to a nice rounded healthy diet.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          90% vitamins and IV drips and the rest is steaks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have to imagine it

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They had to censor the "CBD"? If you want a "clean" energy drink just buy pure caffeine and sprinkle a scoop into a glass of cold crisp water™

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s some quality ingredients

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Only-legal-on-a-technicality drugs added
      >clean energy drink
      quit clowning around

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s some quality ingredients

      see [...]

      >Only-legal-on-a-technicality drugs added
      >clean energy drink
      quit clowning around

      Fixed that for you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rogan bros I don’t feel so good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How many would you have to drink for the cbd to be worthwhile? I also thought that was low caffeine but 2 or 3 would get you to the kind of levels you see in excessive energy drinks

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A very low minimal dosage is like 60mg, but common doses are anywhere from 100-500 or even 1000mg. It also needs to be emulsified into fat to be absorbed. Putting 25mg of cbd Ina water based non fatty drink will have it pass through you unabsorbed even if you were tiny enough to get an effect off of the miniscule amount

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's comparable to some variants of Monster. 125 certainly isn't a low dose of caffeine and would be like a 6 ounce cup of strong coffee. I also don't believe the "no crash" claim. crash is just a natural outcome of caffeine regardless of the source. especially in the demographic that consumes energy drink which is typically people not getting enough sleep.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >underdosed
        >herbs
        I have a shaman to introduce to you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >They had to censor the "CBD"?
      CBD can't be sold on Amazon, so sellers censor it or change it to hemp extract or something.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >CBD can't be sold on Amazon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >b-vtamins
      >heightened alertness
      clearly not alert enough to spell "vitamins" properly

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is some "activated almonds" tier shit

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >manlet juice

    they're both like 5.5 foot.

    I always find it trashy when someone makes their millions but then still promotes blatant grifts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How is promoting quality products a grift?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously, advertising is annoying but it could be so much worse, I just block everything and mute or skip what can't easily be blocked and enjoy the free content

        I wouldn't mind trying this energy drink but buying something celebrity endorsed feels cringe, even if he hadn't put his name on the can

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          One of my favorite energy drinks was lil Jon’s crunk juice. Not even lying.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you never buy any Paul Newman products? Or is it okay when you're dead. Rogan at least seems to use all the shit he attaches himself to and denounces it if its bullshit. He went off about some shit coffee or something he was all into but found out was snake oil.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Has the essence of consuming something "healthy" been hijacked by the instant sensation of high energy and mental acuity? Like some actual video game logic health potion bullshit?

    Because that's just some kind of crap which increases your heart rate more or less.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know what marketing is anon?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >125mg caffeine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that low?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its like half a monster and more on par eith a dmol redbull.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          one of those 8oz redbull cans only has 90mg

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