are there any restaurants like this outside of japan? I always dreamed of eating something off a hot girl's body.

are there any restaurants like this outside of japan? I always dreamed of eating something off a hot girl's body.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wouldn't work on America because the women are too nasty and disgusting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fat just means extra room for extra servings honey

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why she still got japanties on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pantsu!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, how am I supposed to dip the sushi into the pussy or butthole for flavor now??

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    damn that's hot and the girl looks decent enough.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Imagine you bend down to take a bite of food off of your leg and she let out a huge fart in your face haha that would be horrible

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't fricking get it. How is this hot? Eating is not sex. Eating is not sexy.

    It's like whipped cream on breasts or edible underwear. How is this hot? Just lick her breasts. Just eat her pussy. How is food sexy? What is wrong with you? It's not hot, you are just fricking weird!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be >18 to post on Culinaly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's like asking why licking pussy is hot because you're just licking something with your mouth. Try not being a virgin and you will understand

        You're the same Black folk who think farts are hot because pussy is adjacent to ass. I don't want to fricking hear from you fricking queers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stop baiting in my thread and go back to Culinaly you homosexual kid

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You're the same Black folk who think farts are hot because pussy is adjacent to ass.
          You are wrong on 2 counts:
          First, I do not thing farts are hot. I think fart sniffers are pathetic.
          Second, fart sniffers don't think farts are hot because the anus is near the pussy. Fart sniffers pretend that female smells are hot because they know they'll never get to frick, kiss, hold hands or even hug a woman. So they fetishize the only thing a woman will actually give them - their odor.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i like farts while fricking tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's like asking why licking pussy is hot because you're just licking something with your mouth. Try not being a virgin and you will understand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      high virgin energy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as a culinary expert, I enjoy the taste of big nipples and fresh pussy. putting the flavor of the pussy onto the underpants made of candy really elevates the dish.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some people get it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, it gets messy and sticky and unpleasant quickly
      the others replying are either virgins or they have a sugary sticky skin fetish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. doesn't know that lipstick is meant to simulate ketchup

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A self-proclaimed carnivore saying "women wear red lipstick because it looks like ripe apples" will always be funny

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Check out the Rolling Stones, red lipstick.
        I prefer The Clash.
        To each our own so to speak watch out for your 2 o clock.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rich people arent happy so they waste money on shit like this to humblebrag to their richgay friends

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rich people arent happy
        poorgay cope

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Money won't make you happy, it'll allow you to be sad in comfortable enviroment though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This
            It just means you're sad surrounded by hookers and cocaine in a $15k/night hotel room

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are drowning in your own stupidity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a form of symbolic cannibalism which translates into a sense of complete and utter domination over the female.
      Like you are partaking of her flesh, and she cannot resist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have never had sex and it shows

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tbh it seems like it would only be erotic if you are the one getting eaten off of

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm not into it at all either, but this is bang-on for japanese businessmen. it doesn't surprise me in the slightest that this is practiced in and originated from japan

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell if she was on her period

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can eat onion rings off my wiener op

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need a male version of this so I can see if the grapefruit technique works

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/naked-babes-food-porn-eating-16962395

    here's a non-japanese themed one I found
    I don't like sushi so eating desserts would also be nice

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    found this one from australia. I guess there are plenty just not in 'murica

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you could go to some celeb party

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gross. satanic shit is not arousing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be antisemitic now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "But it's not just the ratty part of town. The upper class in San Francisco is that way. The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time - it is the most homosexual goddamned thing you could ever imagine, with that San Francisco crowd. I can't shake hands with anybody from San Francisco."
      - Richard Nixon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, the last president that could say what he was thinking.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yoe biden says what he's thinking all the time: gibberish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WTF would anyone care about what that butthole said?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they have this with men?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      apparently if you're a billionaire, you can get what you want.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need a male version of this so I can see if the grapefruit technique works

      it's called nantaimori

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nantaimori
        I had to look that up, that's some freaky shit.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe some shithole in Las Vegas or that creepy Jeffrey Epstein island.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The human body is gross I don't want to get food poisoning I refuse to eat to this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have this technology called baths. I don't know if they exist where you live though

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hotness of the girl cooks the sushi.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this chicken smell of fish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Must be chicken of the sea

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best of bread

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's services that offer this but restaurants don't obviously. You have to ask around or look online. Businessmen in my country sometimes do this despite sushi culture not even being a big thing here.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last I heard, Americans consider it sex work or something like that, which gives it a huge stigma in their hyper authoritarian hellhole.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the heat from the hoe cooks the fish

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i live in a large city in the midwest and they most definitely offer this at a few sushi/hibachi places by me. costs a frick load though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but you're eating off a Midwest woman.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bullshit

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These people look Chinese.
    And the background is pure chinese text (Japan uses chinese but it's usually mixed with their own text).

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