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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steamed crab. I get free crab from my uncle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got free crabs from your uncle too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you tried them with Old Gay seasoning.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got free crabs from your uncle too

      i also got crabs from anon's uncle
      on my ass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Time to wax the rainforest, super chieftain!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Langoustines are my favorite shellfish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tasty juice but not much meat in there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      imagine looking at this vile bottom feeding insect and thinking "wow that looks delicious!"
      subhumans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, uh.. just got off the phone with the Pope and he told me we gotta put tie you up to a tree and set you on fire, bro. sorry. not really sorry. burn in hell

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even think you know what you're trying to reference

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i don't know what that reflects upon, your ignorance or mine. i'm referencing the conflict between protestants and catholics, generally i would think the people of my faith would be more receptive to eating seafood than whatever kind of barbarian makes a statement like "subhumans" in regard to eating a creature that looks like it could be prepared in a fine bisque, perhaps even a tempura fry. I regard you as a heathen, essentially. I'd like to see you immolated. Ash

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I dont know what religion has to do with my post at all, it's a disgusting looking creature that you'd only eat if there was nothing else available.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh really? like during LENT?? when we can't eat any red meat or pork or anything like that, only seafood? totally irrelevant to religion, you are so oblivious and materialistic, clearly. i bet you don't even know what ramadan is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody knows what you're talking about dude calm down

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh. my bad.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I gave up Abraham for Lent.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Meds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      these lil homies what happen when a shrimp girl gets LOBSTERED

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    both of those are shrimp anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both of those are prawn anon

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's anti-Sailfish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not anti-shellmetic

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bugs, sea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      söyfacing rn (right now)

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You ever seen gay prawn before?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yea those are called lobsters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, lobsters are biSEAxual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yea
          https://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/fishkeeping-news/bicoloured-bisexual-lobster-caught/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When I was a kid everyone wanted to swim with dolphins. My uncle said they're just gay sharks.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there are no red shrimps, they only become red after you boil them... and none of them have claws

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        all of them (except the blue ones) are cooked.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i literally do not care

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yall mentally insane

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mmm I love sea bugs, make sure the shit vein is extra full! and those sweet microplastics, delicious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Flyover detected. Shouldn't you be busy fricking your sister, Cletus?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    been hosting parties at my house for the last few weeks and have come to truly appreciate shrimp wienertails, so much so, I have a shrimp wienertail in my fridge now. Its been my go to snack. In terms of fish, my favorite would have to be salmon. I like it cooked with asian flavors.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's a place down the way that does a wonderful salmon teriyaki. Frick I want fish now. A sandwich or a salmon filet sounds mighty tasty.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fish is a really underrated meat

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKING LOVE CRAWFISH
    My neighbor was from Louisiana and he would host these big ass crawfish boils every summer.
    Holy shit it was the best seafood I've ever had.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like crawfish. Crayfish? Crawdads? The things that come from China, and taste like a better version of lobster.

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