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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Fruit Fricker from back when Penny Arcade was a little bit funny.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can i......will it......?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seems impractical
    I'm not sure I'd be able to clench hard enough to really get the juice out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're not terrible, but they have the issue of not being scalable to fruit size. Basically, your lemon has to be just the right size. If it's too big, you won't get all the juice out.
      Best juice extractor remains the hemispherical squeezer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Best juice extractor remains the hemispherical squeezer.
        Blender+sieve+ladle is better.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >get 3 utensils dirty instead of just one relatively small and easy to clean one
          nah

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dishwasher, homie.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              or just running water even

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're not terrible, but they have the issue of not being scalable to fruit size. Basically, your lemon has to be just the right size. If it's too big, you won't get all the juice out.
      Best juice extractor remains the hemispherical squeezer.

      I don't get the point when cutting a lemon in half and squeezing or reaming it with a spoon if you want absolutely everything is so easy already.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this allows you to shove the lemon up your ass and then use your anal sphincter to squeeze the juice up so your hands are free to do another task like give your partner a reach around

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your dick goes in the hole

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    these unitaskers are starting to get out of hand

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine sticking that thing up your ass

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there are two types of people who will buy this:

    >people with so much disposable moneyfunds that they can buy crap without really thinking
    >people, like my mum, who think this must be a real innovation and wouldn't my (insert family member here) love this as a gift

    feelsbadman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also
      >people, like your mum, who want to shove it up their arse

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We had plastic versions as a kid and it was fun to turn oranges into juiceboxes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there's no whey they actually worked that well without whasting half the orange

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, they sucked but I didn't know that as a kid. The pulp plug that would sometimes fly out into the back of my throat was annoying, too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >whasting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A lack of milk protein has nothing to do with it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

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  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is JUST for the person who puts a couple drops into a hot tea

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Had one of those 20+ years ago. It's buns. Total ass. Booty.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you know those juices come in bottles right? so you don't have to buy produce just to throw away most of its weight you paid for

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bottled fruit juice
      nah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fruit juice
        yeah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick off, moron

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >HONK HONK HONK HONK!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Used to have a couple of these in a drawer. I seem to remember the biggest problem was trying to use one to get the juice of half a lemon. Now I'm using picrel and it's better in every way.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Has one of these decades ago, they never work and just make a mess.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    am i the only one that uses one of these? it's probably more efficient than the half squeezers since you only need to cut a hole into the top of a citrus and then stick this in and wrench all the juice out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those are good, I have one. But a spoon honestly works just as well or better.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        is there a video that demonstrates your technique? i can't think of how i would use a spoon to really rupture all the pulp. seems like you would just be scooping unpopped pulp out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just squeeze it in my hands like a dumb ass hole and burn all my cuticles and have lemony hands for 36 hours and get mostly pulp and seeds into my food

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just slice them into wedges, put the wedges into a ziplock bag and squeeze them through the bag.
    pull out the peels afterwards and you've got a bag of juice you can use or freeze easily.

    they only sell limes in packs of 6 at my grocery store, and I newer use up all of them before they start going bad, so i tend to freeze the juice for later.

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