Bacon, ham, or sausage, dear.

Bacon, ham, or sausage, dear.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take the sausage and deer. Bacon and ham on the same plate sounds redundant.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >”whatever you want hun”
      >turns to cook
      >”I’m gonna need 3 dildos, heavy on the lube, and a slice of Bambi ass, extra gape”

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the sausages links or patties?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all of them in a skillet over home fries, eggs and cheese on top. with white buttered toast

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know surprise me

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any vegan options?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ham so I can make ham tacos using ham as the shell with home fries and purple jelly inside

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ill take all three, i want 6 eggs scrambled with american cheese, buttered white toast, hashbrowns with cheddar cheese n grilled mushrooms and onions, a pint of orange juice, a pint of whole milk and a quart of coffee with a half and half, if you guys serve steak in the morning ill take it medium, thank you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also i always tip 30%

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this anon eats at Waffle House

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all diners worth their salt serve steak 24 hours a day

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Replace "dear" with "hon" and this would be more accurate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do you know they're in Maryland?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not a fan of venison so ill take the bacon please

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally made this same thread without checking the catalogue lol.
    For me it's
    >black coffee
    >orange juice
    >three egg omelette with cheddar and spinach
    >rye toast
    >some tabasco (or preferably, crystal) hot sauce for flava

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bacon with apple pie slice as side and some juicy and bold blowjob from your more poor&stupid waitress, you're acceptable if have time I'm not worried if you smoke while do it,you need a rest from time to time.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes i go to diners early in the morning so old lady waitresses will touch my shoulder and call me Hon, dear or handsome. I've been working from home for Almost 4 years and it's the only physical contact I get.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to leave that industry and find something more people oriented job men

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    spam

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