It completely eludes my grasp how every single NPC seems to enjoy eating these floury, mushy, heinous-reeking, disgusting, slippery, slimey pieces of shit. And the fucking strings, my god; fibrous bitter shit. Compare a fucking banana to a pineapple or a beautiful ripe pear and see how it gets mogged into the dirt by these actually good fruits.
Thai ones are nicer
Try those.
And if your bananas are bitter, they're very underripe. Keep them longer next time. But yeah, pears are tits. My favourite fruit
They're a prime example of produce grown for producers, not consumers. They're selected for transport, ripening after reaping and shelf life viability. Not for taste and culinary use. There are over 1000 varieties of bananas worldwide, yet we only ever see one.
There are over 500 mango varieties
There are over 5000 potato varieties
There are more than 10000 tomato varieties
There are 600-920 Allium (onion, garlic, leek) varieties
There are more than 7500 apple cultivars
And so on.
Yet here we are, again. Bitching about supermarket produce.
Who cares, retard? I can only rate what is available and bananas are fucking disgusting relative to how popular they are. To me the quintessential slop fruit and proof that NPCs will literally eat the bugs when the time comes so long as they are banana flavoured.
>eat the bugs
I love these.
people like bananas as a tradition since not that long ago we all ate gros michel bananas but a blight came along so mass producers switched to cavendish bananas which suck. If you've ever eaten banana flavored candy and said that tastes nothing like a banana its because that candy flavor was made to taste like cavendish bananas
I really wish I could try to gros michel. Where do I get them?
you could pay crazy price to have them overnighted or you can grow them but you'd still need to buy a shoot (sapling) because growing them from seed is not really a option
Out of curiosity, I looked into it a while back and there are plantations that sell different varieties online direct to consumers (in the US). It wasn't for me because of the minimum orders and cost for shipping were about what I expected.
They still have them in Panama and Colombia I think
they can't be grown anywhere near the original plantations because the blight is still in the soil there and any time they try have any sort of large scale cultivation they become infected
So they will never be more then a small scale novelty
This. There’s some boutique growers who grow them in greenhouses. FWIW the local bananas I had in Mexico were pretty good.
>was made to taste like gros michel
thanks, i'm a tard
For me it's Gross Michael or Pissing Raja
grow your own.
I'm growing blue java (bottom left)
You need to lay off the booze, man.
I'm guessing most of these varieties are functionally the exact same thing and are only different according to science nerds
They used to be perfect.
Picky eaters are manchildren anon. Grow up and eat what you're offered. Any food white people used to topple governments for is okay with me.
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They're cheap, and they make me poop like a fucking champion. I can clog an outhouse from ten paces thanks to the fiber content of these little niggas.
I don't hate them as much as you but let me give you another thing to add to your list: the radioactive content of Potassium-40 in bananas.
people that say stupid shit like this clearly don't own a geiger counter otherwise bananas would be the least of your concern
More for me then
Why peel the banana if you're just going to eat the peel anyway? Stupid fucking gorilla.
>hurrrr everyone who likes what I DON’T like is an NPC!
have a nice day, anime loving incel pedohomosexual retard
banana milkshakes made with real, fresh bananas is the top tier milkshake flavor. my grammy used to make us banana milkshakes. so good.
you're eating them wrong. you're supposed to boof.
carrots are the bananas of vegetables
But carrots are actually good.
African american moment
If they can be described as "floury" then you're eating them too early
Have you tried boiling them?
some SEA monkeys will boil a whole banana and cut in to pieces and eat with the skin. it's not bad.
You can also make banana milkshakes easily the best flavor.
maybe you are the NPC and the lazy devs didn't bother programming you any taste cos nobody would notice