Barbecue is a summer thing, right? So why don't they offer the McRib in the summer?

Barbecue is a summer thing, right? So why don't they offer the McRib in the summer?

Who thinks of barbecue in fricking November?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    McRib. BBQ.
    >>>/b/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's slathered in barbecue sauce even if the pork patty itself isn't actually "barbecued". It counts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, they should start only offering barbecue sauce for nuggets during the summer too.

        Dude, something having barbecue sauce doesn't make it "barbecue".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it does. Anything else?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no dick for brains. barbeque means low heat slow cooking for a long time usually with smoke, and no sauce till after.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no, it just means you put bbq sauce on it. that's literally it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it doesn't, you fricking twat. You can dip chicken nuggets and french fries in barbecue sauce but that doesn't magically turn it into barbecue, now does it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, it does. Anything else?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Kraft BBQ sauce makes it authentic!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, it just makes it barbecue. How are you not understanding this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can't tell if you're trolling or not.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bases

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the short answer is because the mcrib is only ever offered when hog prices hit their cyclic lows
    here in iowa we grow more swine per square foot than anywhere else in the world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hey is the "iowa chop" a real thing? like a pork chop just thicker?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.
        -t iowegian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >muh pork prices
      Urban legend and deboonked. The """economist""" who came up with this asspulled and fudged his numbers to make it seem like a trend, but it didn't actually hold true over the years. The pork "rib" patties are made and produced all year long. The real answer was because the McRib simply wasn't a popular full-time menu item in the US without the artificial scarcity promotion. In countries where pork is more popular, such as Germany and Luxembourg (where the McRib came from), it's a permanent menu item.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BBQ keeps you warm in winter. Turn that heat up

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Barbecue is a summer thing, right?
    is it?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Who thinks of barbecue in fricking November?
    ME, because that's when the oustide temps finally get down below death range.

    I grill all winter long into the spring and never in
    the summer.

    this thread brought to you by creepy clowns that server crappy food inc.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Who thinks of barbecue in fricking November?
    The absolute state of burgistanis. In Germany we grill all year round. However in Germany we also get the McRib all year round, every year. Not sure why but I think it's because of how much pork we produce, that other countries like the US don't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Grilling and barbecuing are two related but quite different things.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You might have hit on the exact reason it comes out in November. By then most US bbqs are winding down and they're thinking about turkey and sweet potato pie. That's when you give the McRib because people are distracted by other foods. If you release it in the summer everyone will compare it to actual barbecue and realize how utterly disgusting it is.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a permanent thing in my country and I know no one that ever ordered one.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    True. But now I can also look forward to getting some tasty mcribs, snuggling into my warm blanket while I eat and watch some comfy Christmas stuff

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because the McRib isn't barbecue, it's diarrhea, soy beans, and wood pulp.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i can’t wait for fall bbqing. love getting up early to start the cooker, toss some meat on, start drinking and watch football. and it’s a nice temperature outside

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NGL i kinda want to try one, its been so long. Last one I had was before i moved out of usa in 2009.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do people actually get excited for McRibs?
    It's really not that good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It reminds me of childhood days and cafeteria food. It's not really "good" but got heavy nostalgia factor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no.
      only npcs do and npcs are not people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >says the npc repeating memes
        You literally are a generic rpg character regurgitating random garbage like this disgusting sandwich monstrosity.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know that npcs are real
          terrible.
          please wake up, anon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ohh I know they are real. I am replying to one right now and it's depressing as frick. You don't even know what you are.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              anon, i'm not from your book.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a family member who works in corporate which told me the reason that they sell the McRib in late months is due to how dirt cheap they get the product to make them. They turn a huge profit as well as towards the timing of people being more out and about during Thanksgiving/Black Friday/Christmas Shopping.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait is it coming back in November

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a pork sandwich with BBQ sauce on it. If you look into it any more than that then you're moronic.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Who thinks of barbecue in fricking November?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw my family are bland c**ts who just slap raw meat on and will add season-all at best to their barbies
      i would like a christmas bbq that wasn't so bland and dry

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop eating bastards do

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