BBQ sauce is poison

I just checked and bbq sauce has near the same sugar content as chocolate syrup

You are basically turning your chicken into a Sundae

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick do you think ketchup is made out of?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. And ketchup is fricking disgusting and should be illegal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nooooo!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chocolate sauce on chicken is white trash mole, not a sundae.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think molasses is a key ingredient to BBQ sauce.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it? I followed recipes and the main ingrediant was ketchup, it turned out pretty good. I know there are different types, might try molasses instead sometime.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ketchup has a lot of elements of BBQ sauce(tomato, vinegar, sweetener) so simplified recipes will often use it. if you want to sweeten it with something else, you probably want to start with a base of tomato paste and/or tomato sauce instead of ketchup since itll be way oversweet with an appreciable amount of any other sweetener. brown sugar is often used(which is just white sugar and molasses), molasses, honey, etc.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just a reminder that every time some southern yokel flyover brags about how great their barbeque is, they have to drown it in sugar sauce just to make it edible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you so afraid of landowners?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your double-wide is not land. Speaking of double-wides, tell yo' mama I was asking for her.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he typed from his 212sq/ft, $3500/mo New York closet with no kitchen and a shared bathroom down the hall.
          Oh yeah homie, you livin' large and extra tarded!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce-drenched BBQ is Kansas City style not Southern/Memphis style you streetshitting coastie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce-drenched BBQ is Kansas City style not Southern/Memphis style you streetshitting coastie.

      nashville style is hot, dry, and savoury. big fan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also, St. Louis is dry rub ribs, and eastern NC style is whole-pig with a vinegar sauce that can have very little added sugar. There are also mustard sauces lighter on the sugar toward SC.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I’ve only ever eaten BBQ from cheap chain restaurants in the North
      Black person there’s at least 6 renowned and distinct states in the south that season and sauce their meat completely differently.
      From vinegar sauce to mustard sauce to dry rubbed seasoned smoked meats to salt and pepper with mop sauce there’s so many ways to make BBQ it’s almost up there in number with the amount of dicks you suck every night

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Every cook with talent left slack jaw yokel land that brags about their slop sauce sloppin all their slop. Sorry, we educated yanks have actual standards.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          “Actual standards” = sandwich from a filthy bodega cooked by a pakistani guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      put me in the screencap

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >near the same sugar content as chocolate syrup
    not even remotely close but ok I guess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BBQ sauwse is 12 to 17 grams per two tbsp
      Choco syrup is 19 grams per two tbsp

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        12 ≠ 19, kiddo.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          both are under aged in south korea.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          enjoy your chicken sundae anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't like barbecue sauce, kiddo so I would not enjoy a chicken sundae, no.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Way to backpedal

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know what backpedaling is, kiddo since I very clearly did nothing of the sort.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Out of 10!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        12 ≠ 19, kiddo.

        Not only are 12 and 17 not 19, but 7 isn't either.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What other numbers aren't 19? Is 8 19?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nope! In fact, we can prove that no even numbers are 19:
            >Suppose there exists some x that is both even and 19. Since 19 is odd, x is odd. But x is even by assumption. Since we have reached a contradiction, no such x exists.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What other numbers aren't 19? Is 8 19?

              https://i.imgur.com/XbSeQgJ.jpg

              [...]
              Not only are 12 and 17 not 19, but 7 isn't either.

              12 ≠ 19, kiddo.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Neat!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              there are several numbers that are not 19

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I think that same logic could be used to eliminate any integers that are odd but not between 18 and 20, and narrow the field of numbers that may be 19 to one, prime, suspect.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then make your own and use less sugar, moron. It's not even hard.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *pffftttrrtt braaaap plop plorp*
    Dats da sounda me poopin.

    * AAAAAAAAAAGH*
    Dats me screamin.
    I'm fartin out turds like crazy righ naw

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s that the whole point? The high sugar content is supposed to Caramelize on the meat when it’s cooking. Or am I just moronic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it’s the point. Just a disingenuous gay who thinks sugar content is the only thing that matters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and then these mouthbreathers buy the low sugar or low salt version of items then use twice as much because it's not sweet/savoury enough.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you need to check that when it's plainly obvious from the taste?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bro wtf?? I thought barbecue sauce was good for me???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No , turns out its bad
      Many people doing carnivore diet are still eating all this sugar

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who would have thought that combining tomatoes, vinegar, sugar, and processed sugar byproduct would have sugar in it?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There are lots of sugar free bbq sauces that not have any sweetners. They can be really good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      artificial sweetners are really horrible for your guts biomb

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >all sweetners are the same
        Acesulfam is basically biological innert, after you piss it out its forever in the environment
        kinda like Flour carbon compounds

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on BBQ sauce. The HFCS goysauces (Sweet Baby Rays, Famous Daves, Kraft) aren't worth putting on any quality cut of meat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >HFCS goysauces (Sweet Baby Rays
      they make an allulose bbq sauce which is good enough for a cheap rack of ribs. its a real sugar, but isnt metabolised, so its labeled as sugar free or no sugar added

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bbq sauce tastes terrible anyway

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >looking at nutrition labels counts as a big discovery for americans
    Huh

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes bbq sauce is pretty bad in general, no idea why people like it so much.

    sweet baby rays is 41% sugar
    chocolate syrup is 42% sugar

    you're right lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally got "sweet" in the title; what the frick did you expect?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      41 is not the same number as 42

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"yeah that'll run you about 1500 bucks"
        >Uhm akshully it says here it costs 1498.27 you fricking moron that is not 1500
        have a nice day

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Bruce Jenner is a woman

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite only has 5g per 2 tbsp, get better sauce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that place sucks

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    vinegar based with low sugar is really good, at least some muricans got their heads on right. one recipe said to use miso paste for a lower sugar bbq sauce, it adds a good amount of flavour and isnt unhealthy

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You are basically turning your chicken into a Sundae
    Does the chicken have the same sugar content as ice cream?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No but chicken cream does

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sugar is bad
    have a nice day.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I buy non hfcs ketchup and make my own. I just add honey and brown sugar.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just checked the sauce I used tonight and it has 5g of sugar per 2 tbsp. That's not bad.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a sundae contains significantly more sugar than just the content of the chocolate syrup

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get no sugar added Sweet Baby Rays

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo is poison.
    PUFAs are bad for you. Sugar is good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      false

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take the sucralose pill. Make a full flavor BBQ sauce with none of the calories or harmful and fattening sugars. Sucralose. Its the sweet maker.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      long term sucralose consumption is shown to elevate risk of developing diabetes.
      > the results of our investigation indicate that prolonged consumption of sucralose exacerbates HFD-induced insulin resistance in mice by disrupting insulin signal transduction through the involvement of T1R3 and IRE1α.
      https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10305118/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Regular sugar gives you diabetes 'elevated risk of developing diabetes'. You have to use a lot more regular sugar to get the same sweetness, so sucralose is actually a lot safer for long term bbq sauce use.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The chicken and the sundae are both going to the same place anyways. Might as well eat them together.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BBQ? Isn't that the creep running Haiti these days? From what I've read he's almost as bad as the guy from equitorital guinnia who eats guy's ball's sacks to gain their power.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i make my bbq with vinegar and mustard so frick you hahahahaha

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make your own. It's hardly difficult, commercial sauces are shit tier.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, so it's full of sugar, but how is it poisonous?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, sing it with me.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How often do you use it that this is even a problem? I use bbq sauce maybe once a month. Who cares.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fatty

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Barbecue sauce" is just Kansas City garbage replicated. Real sauce is vinegar or mustard based, not HFCS loaded sugar sauce like KC has always liked

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I try to get BBQ sauce with low sugar content 🙂

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is it with fricking thirdies and women, and freaking out about such mundane shit?
    >ahhh mug sugar, muh salt, muh oxymoxypolydifanol
    >it might KILL meeeee

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Except the BBQ sauce is a layer and doesn't make up the entire mass of the chicken, dipshit.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    STFU Black person

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