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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hoh hoh hoh, delightfully devilish, dani

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bogged

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest, that's not all that Dani did...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NO DANI
      >BAD GIRL DANI

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/7LcLnZC.jpeg

      >NO DANI
      >BAD GIRL DANI

      kek

      SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd eat em

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now lets see her make six million of them in four years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get this one
      I feel left out 🙁

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        think of what a cupcake should look like.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, so it's just that it's shit
          alright. Thanks

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's just that it's shit
            yes, quite literally

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      baked poopy anuses, just like grandma used to make

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she gets a 1-star rating in bed too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn, that's cold bro.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus fricking Christ Dani, chill out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't bother to edit the review to be something Holocaust related
      low effort

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's not a drop of effort in this entire thread.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Be sure to leave a review on Yelp.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate people that bring babies to restaurants or on planes. Holy frick what a way to ruin everyones good time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're clearly not a parent, are you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People that have elected to have children deserve to be held hostage by them and relegated to the home or to areas designated child-friendly so as to not subject everyone else to their bullshit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You do understand what would happen if everyone stopped having children, right? Hell, even you were a child yourself once, and you're still behaving like one right now.
          >or to areas designated child-friendly
          And if there is no such thing? Children are still human beings, with the same rights as everyone else. Banning them would be discrimination and illegal as hell.

          Nobody forced you to have that baby.
          >HURR BUT IT'S BANNED IN ARIZONA OR SOME SHIT
          Go to the next state over or whatever the frick.

          See above.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You do understand what would happen if everyone stopped having children
            Yes, VHEMT now.
            >And if there is no such thing?
            Stay home and lament your decision

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Yes, VHEMT now.
              AKA manchild nonsense.
              >Stay home and lament your decision
              How about next time you're in a restaurant and there is a family with a child there, call the cops on them? See how that goes.
              When you're in a public place you have to accept the risks of being exposed to the public.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's legal therefore it's correct

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much. If I saw you in public I'd also rather you go home and confine yourself to your apartment, but I also accept that it's not up to me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a motorcyclist
                >My bike is legal bro
                >Why do they keep giving me noise violations bro
                >They're just jealous
                >They should go inside and let me have my fun
                I hope your wife gives your kid SIDS

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >How about next time you're in a restaurant and there is a family with a child there, call the cops on them?
                I have more options than that

                I can complain to the staff

                I can be rude as frick to you

                You are ruining peoples night , you deserve what you get

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reddit spacing is evidence of demonic possession

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s actually the opposite. My kid will annoy the shit out of you and you can’t/won’t do shit.
                >complain to the staff
                lol ok

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what a shitty human being you are, I'm sure you don't even have kids

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Children are still human beings, with the same rights as everyone else. Banning them would be discrimination and illegal as hel
            false

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You do understand what would happen if everyone stopped having children, right?
            The human race would continue because more than enough babies are conceived accidentally to prevent extinction.
            >And if there is no such thing?
            There is.
            >Children are still human beings, with the same rights as everyone else.
            They categorically do not.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You do understand what would happen if everyone stopped having children, right?
            The end of human suffering?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              and the end of human joy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody has the right to act like a baby in public. Not even a baby.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have the right to act however the frick I want
              you dumb chinese b***h

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok. if you have that right so do I. I choose to empty a mag in your chest when I see you acting like a toddler in public

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            millenial parents are so cringe omg. does your wife also posts on instagram daily how being a mother is hard stories?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You need to go back.
          r/childfree is that way homosexual 8----->

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Culinaly is right here, normalgay.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >normalgay
              nta, but everyone except conservatives and shitkins are cheering for people not having children. Going against the grain and rejecting the status quo is having children.
              You're the normalgay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody forced you to have that baby.
        >HURR BUT IT'S BANNED IN ARIZONA OR SOME SHIT
        Go to the next state over or whatever the frick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get a babysitter, dumbass.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nope.
        i get having to take your kids on planes or public transport but keep your screeching spawn out of anywhere that isnt applebees or dennys
        you're not special for having children and the fact you think its something that sets you above everyone else is hilarious. white trash scum

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HIRE A BABYSITTER OR STAY HOME
        - Sincerely, the rest of the world

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You do understand what would happen if everyone stopped having children, right? Hell, even you were a child yourself once, and you're still behaving like one right now.
        >or to areas designated child-friendly
        And if there is no such thing? Children are still human beings, with the same rights as everyone else. Banning them would be discrimination and illegal as hell.
        [...]
        See above.

        Lmao at the ~~*child free*~~ nihilistic homosexual redditors answers.
        The problem was never the children it's the Black person or the white trash parents.

        >You do understand what would happen if everyone stopped having children, right?
        The end of human suffering?

        Start by stoping your own suffering, kys.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You need to go back

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can be the best fricking parent that ever set foot on earth, but a 2yo will still throw a hissy fit if the stars align. It's the chemicals in their brains that still have not stabilized.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's the chemicals in their brains that still have not stabilized.
            holy shit you're a fricking moron
            you know nothing about brain development

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Drown your baby if you want to go out and be among humans

        People that have elected to have children deserve to be held hostage by them and relegated to the home or to areas designated child-friendly so as to not subject everyone else to their bullshit.

        Correct

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're not a forward thinking smart parent. pay money for a good fricking babysitter once your kid is past a certain age lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, honestly is it that hard to just not eat out or eat only takeout for three years?
      Takes longer to raise a kid than that anyway, it will be the least of your sacrifices.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "who" not "that"
      moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this tilda swinton?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No idea who that is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Planes are more understandable but restaurants? frick no. Can’t have someone baby sit? Then date night is at home.

      You're clearly not a parent, are you?

      They don’t need to be. You don’t need to have a car to know that they require petrol.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how can you tell a baby has a headache

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It asks for some Tykelenol!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dani is based. If the restaurant isn't explicitly family-friendly, don't bring your crying children and ruin everyone else's meal. She should have farted on them too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mersijeauxes
      >English cuisine
      >Bit of an edge

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Delightful DFC at 24, I wish more women got the hint and got their horror bags removed. While they're at it get their fish holes sewn shut, it's the smell.

    The ideal female form - one of two that is - is just a smooth feminine body with child bearing hips, an impish smile, tiny feminine arms that you can pin down easily, and - I cannot stress this enough - symmetry, ladies. Oooh big word I know, you're an adult, get a dictionary, I know you can look it up. The vegene, your vegene, is just a pit for bacteria to grow in and stink up the room. Plus it doesn't even look right. If you want to rock breasts you better have a penis between your legs. It's an aesthetics thing, plebes wouldn't get it. You don't need to get it. Just stop being gross and get your breasts chopped off. Or if you have a dick and balls, get some installed, and then we have the other ideal female form. I really don't think I'm being unreasonable here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      traps are gay anon
      you are gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day immediately

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. But also, why?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to lick Dani's butthole

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am LOVING this meme

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This would be vased is she wasn't fricking ugly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she

      Still Would

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, she's pretty, just her features haven't taken a set, she's still young
        Assuming she didn't get too big, those features age very well

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spoken like a true queer homosexual. Let us know when you finally complete your transition numbnuts.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have baby carriers for children so they can be stowed in the cargo with the other animals during flights.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The sans from Undertale battle of the minimum wage costumer service industry

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lotta utterly demonic bullshit in here
    Children are a blessing from our Lord
    He is your Lord too even if you reject Him
    Hey you'll need to answer for this after you die not me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the majority of people are too stupid to close their legs and then the child has to pay for it. They will get beaten in public, molested by family members, yelled at and called every name in the book for so much as flinching. Not everyone deserves or is capable of cherishing children for what they are.
      I agree with you, but I don't know what kind of fairytale world you live in if what's in this thread currently upsets you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry moron,but no israelite is "my lord",speak for yourself

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=9sWyFX9HJqTvvyJN

    Brian did nothing wrong.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would like for Dani to babysit my neighbor's kids with no nanny-cam

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my parents hated me they didn't want me so when I see parents treating their children nicely wanting to spend time with them and taking them places it makes me MAD
    FRICK KIDS

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna jump on this shit pile. If you bring your kid to restraunts, movies, or anything like that and your child starts spazzing out, its okay, but have the decency to pick it the frick up and carry it out until it chills. Eat in fricking shifts with your wife or w.e you have to do. Don't just sit there and subject everyone in the world to its tantrum, please. Grocery store, hardware store, Walmart, Kohls, I don't give a shit. Let them go nuts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fair enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You WILL listen to the tantrum and you WILL be happy!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone mentioned airplanes earlier. Can't do that on an airplane.
      Also, single patents exists, and parents who are temporarily alone with their child.

      Besides, tell me, what makes you think you can impose your will like that on other people? The vast majority of people don't give a frick about a screaming child, but all right, let's play this your way. What if I'm just really annoyed by your voice? Is it okay for me to ask you to leave a restaurant because of that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What if I'm just really annoyed by your voice? Is it okay for me to ask you to leave a restaurant because of that?
        Any adult raising his voice loud enough to annoy other tables is typically asked by the restaurant to stop that shit.
        Are you moronic?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The vast majority of people don't give a frick about a screaming child
        This has to be bait, it's one thing to be so severely autistic (or sociopathic) that a crying baby doesn't trip those million-year-old brain switches but it's moronation to think that that's the majority of people.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's too many people and they don't care about their offspring's wellbeing anymore. That's why it's okay to do things like feed them to death or let them be eaten by the family dog, you can always just make more!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Can't do that on an airplane
        You also don't have to take them on an airplane. Frick your family 500 miles away, they can visit you instead.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the vast majority of people don't give a frick about a screaming child
        and that's where you're wrong, it's one of the most horrible sound in the world. We're not Black personloving babies like you

        I hate that noise so much I'm wishing death upon that moronic chinese family sharing my bedroom wall. I even thought about sending stink bombs to their place but I refuse to go to jail for accidentaly killing those annoying bugs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried explaining this to my friend and he still didn't agree with me.

      Someone mentioned airplanes earlier. Can't do that on an airplane.
      Also, single patents exists, and parents who are temporarily alone with their child.

      Besides, tell me, what makes you think you can impose your will like that on other people? The vast majority of people don't give a frick about a screaming child, but all right, let's play this your way. What if I'm just really annoyed by your voice? Is it okay for me to ask you to leave a restaurant because of that?

      You don't have to be a single mother if you close your legs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You don't have to be a single mother if you close your legs
        Single dads exist. Widows exist. Divorces happen.

        nope.
        i get having to take your kids on planes or public transport but keep your screeching spawn out of anywhere that isnt applebees or dennys
        you're not special for having children and the fact you think its something that sets you above everyone else is hilarious. white trash scum

        >you're not special for having children and the fact you think its something that sets you above everyone else is hilarious
        1. Making an effort to fulfill my evolutionary purpose does.
        2. Having a child means I have had sex at least once, which makes me a whole lot better than you actually.

        HIRE A BABYSITTER OR STAY HOME
        - Sincerely, the rest of the world

        99.999% of people don't give a frick about a baby in a restaurant. I assure you that percentage is a lot lower for if there's an edgy 300 lbs mouthbreathing manchild though...

        [...]
        Lmao at the ~~*child free*~~ nihilistic homosexual redditors answers.
        The problem was never the children it's the Black person or the white trash parents.

        [...]
        Start by stoping your own suffering, kys.

        >The problem was never the children it's the Black person or the white trash parents.
        Neither is a problem. The vast majority of people accept the fact that children exist. Sampling the opinions of a Culinaly board is not representative of the population at large.

        Drown your baby if you want to go out and be among humans

        [...]
        Correct

        Or you could drown yourself, that way you never have to deal with another child again.

        you're not a forward thinking smart parent. pay money for a good fricking babysitter once your kid is past a certain age lmao

        Why? It's a pointless expenditure, and also sometimes going out as a family is simply preferable.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          instead of that wall of cope you could try being a good parent but obviously that doesn't run in the family

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          White trash and Black person parents are literally the root of most problems.
          Criminals and dirtbags don't just come out of nowhere.
          >Single dads exist. Widows exist. Divorces happen.
          >BUT BUT BUT WHAT ABOUT-
          Single dad and divorcee shoulda just not had sex. Every bad marriage could've been seen from a mile away.
          Eating on the go for three years isn't hard, they should know how to not act like a dickwad in public after that. If you think they can't, the problem is you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're one of the strangest of virgins

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you a woman?
              People who value sex are people who don't have a life outside of work, eat and sleep. You need both passion and trauma to be complete.
              I swapped v-cards with my husband in highschool seven years ago and sucked his dick to sleep two hours ago. My body count will always be singular, and I will always have someone to depend on, I've fricking won.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Confirmed virgin.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                frick off homosexual

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are Danis bewbs?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s this phenotype? My gf looks like this but just a bit fatter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      israeli (no joke).

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know Danis, they're legit crazy. BPD, the works.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow I am so glad my parents took me out to restaurants growing up

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're not going to hit your crying brat, I will. And then I'll hit you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and then your mother will strangle you to death with her vegana

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually scared, ladyboy fingernails are like talons so I'd back the frick away from you

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's a Maaaaaaan Baby!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And here I thought we were getting a new meme, not another troon attempted psyop. It sounds like Daniel needs to go sit in the corner.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we obviously left the restaurant straight away
    dani obviously got what she wanted then

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a moronic thread, I'm sure no one here even has kids

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a c**t but we need more waitresses like her. If it's a baby that cries it has no place in a restaurant. If you can't afford a babysitter and are such an unlikeable person you don't have a relationship with grandparents then stay the frick home.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >waitress
    >she
    uhhh yeah idk about that guys. the only thing worse than a spazzing baby in a restaurant is a fricking homosexual troon pretending to be a waitress

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. I'm trans btw if that matters.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this the girl who sings songs to me under the marquee?

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