>Be me, average guy in a cooking class full of women. >Think I'm Gordon Ramsay, actually a danger to vegetables

>Be me, average guy in a cooking class full of women
>Think I'm Gordon Ramsay, actually a danger to vegetables
>Partner up with a lady as clueless as me Weeks of kitchen disasters bond the class
>Final challenge: cook for a shelter. We nail it by working together Realization: It wasn’t just about cooking, but breaking stereotypes and embracing equality
>Our duo, once mocked, now celebrated for improvement Start a blog, sharing our kitchen fails and wins
>Moral: Equality isn’t just nice, it’s necessary. It turns messes into successes, proving we’re better together.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You just said you can't cook better than a woman, dawg

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >start dating girl
    >tell her I really like cooking etc.
    >she sounds enthusiastic and tells me I should cook for her some day
    >invite her over for home-cooked dinner
    >serve up something half-decent
    >she's polite about it
    >says it's her turn next time
    >go to her place
    >she serves 3 meals that are ten times better than the slop I made
    >pretend like it's mid to not give her the satisfaction

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Not complementing her skill and flattering her with notes that her food is wife material, getting her hopes up for a few years that she might actually be loved or at least be able to get married, then drop her for a younger model once she starts aging and you get bored
      >Shiggy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yep. nothing more flattering than someone complimenting your cooking. especially leaving a empty, clean plate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have 0 interest in a man cooking for me that's not a worker in a restaurant. I don't understand how any woman can be attracted to a guy that does more than grill.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, what's so attractive about being able to provide for himself?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well of course you wouldnt understand the feelings of a woman, you are not one after all

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In recent years, men cooking to impress and seduce women has become common among people who meet on dating apps. Which is interesting considering traditionally women are supposed to cook for men. Sure you might get laid if you cook a girl some fancy pasta dish, but is that really how you want to start the relationship?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sure you might get laid
        >but is that really how you want to start the relationship?
        yeah

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have 0 interest in a man cooking for me that's not a worker in a restaurant. I don't understand how any woman can be attracted to a guy that does more than grill.

        my gf gets wet when i cook her something good, and i get satisfaction of seeing someone enjoy something i made, so its a win win. she does most of the other chores, so i'm more than happy to do the only part of the "housework" that's fun and involves creativity and flair

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >even in the staged picture, the woman isn't doing anything
    lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's making sure that the urine sample doesn't spill.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The woman in the back is, though. Her and the guy are the only 2 wearing aprons, making them the "cooks" the sweater girl isn't fricking cooking in her cashmere sweater moron. She's clearly a guest.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where can I get my own cashmere sweater moron?
        It looks good.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what that feels like.
    Being a person who does interesting things, and tries to think about interesting things to talk about with other people.

    I don't like doing things. And even if I did like doing things, I wouldn't like talking about them.

    I'm not cut out for the normie life.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >next week, on Lifetime

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I once took a cooking class. 日本料理, taught by an Asian American who didn't speak Japanese.

    I think I walked out of that class actually knowing *less* about the subject matter, somehow. Cooking classes are a scam.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All classes are a scam if you have a garbage teacher.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't you be jerking off to Japanese food culture in the sushi and miso threads?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Refractory period.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Here's hoping it lasts a few years.

          Pic is not related

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But hot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I once took a cooking class. 日本料理, taught by an Asian American who didn't speak Japanese.
      >I think I walked out of that class actually knowing *less* about the subject matter, somehow. Cooking classes are a scam.
      You don't have to be literally born and bred in Japan to be able to teach Japanese cooking, although knowing the language would indicate that they spent enough time there to know what the hell they're talking about, and what flavors they should be aiming for.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh but you do. Japanese cuisine is not like other cuisines; everything must be done with care and respect based on the princioles of 生き甲斐, and I mean >everything<. If you have grown up in another culture chances are you will never learn that kind of properly respectful approach to life, and it will affect your cooking deeply.

        Shouldn't you be jerking off to Japanese food culture in the sushi and miso threads?

        >cooking: 🙂
        >cooking, japan: >:(

        Never change, Culinaly.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you duck though? Quack quack quack!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shitty story, try harder chatGPT

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not having to suffer through mediocre meals cooked by a loving wife
    >this is somehow a problem
    Culinaly posters, everyone

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy cringe. Whoever typed that is a massive homosexual.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Final challenge: cook for a shelter. We nail it by working together Realization: It wasn’t just about cooking, but breaking stereotypes and embracing equality
    >Moral: Equality isn’t just nice, it’s necessary. It turns messes into successes, proving we’re better together.
    Isn't the point of culinary school to prepare you for working in restaurants? Not fricking social justice homosexualry. Gay piece of shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody said anything about culinary school.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "in a cooking class "

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Not culinary school. A cooking class is usually a single day or a few evenings over a few weeks. They're for amateurs wanting to pick up something new and meet some new people, not for people trying to go pro.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yjw she gives the sloppiest throat gurglinist, toes curlinist, nuts on her tonsils, crossed eyes and hand on your thighs, make a homie wanna yodel kinda gluck gluck this side of the Euphrates

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