>be me, cook for fun. >friends come home, guy and his wife. >wife cooks for us, taste average

>be me, cook for fun
>friends come home, guy and his wife
>wife cooks for us, taste average
>see my friend not enjoying the food so much, leave some in his plate
>we finish, tell them i will cook next week
>make my "smithed 1000 times dish", spanish chicken with rice
>"wow anon it smells really good !"
>i can tell his wife is shocked too
>friend starts to eat, he smiles and keep eating without pause
>"bro, im gonna eat seconds"
>i can tell his wife is throwing daggers at me
Im not gay or anything, i just love cooking-NTR.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if the wife cooks that next week for you both and it’s significantly better food? Do you keep one upping her? What if she keeps improving?

    In the end, what if you had a genuine rivalry with this woman where the two of you are invested in culinary arts and techniques all in the name of spring one another?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No way. My chicken is better.
      In the end she cant compete with my homemade food. I will slowly slave his husband (my bro) into my cooking-skills.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I will slowly slave his husband (my bro)
        What a sad bunch of sodomites.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          your first time experiencing european "culture"?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like an anime plot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What if the wife cooks that next week for you both and it’s significantly better food?
      not gonna happen lmao
      she could improve her cooking skills (net positive for herself and everyone in her life) and further hone those skills in a friendly rivalry with NTR-sama, but no, she's just gonna seethe (w*man moment lel)

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you throw in a line about how the wife considers herself a "foodie" and makes feeding her husband her entire personality, there's no NTR here. You literally just cooked a meal for a couple friends, and are extremely gay for your male friend. I'm blanking out on the word right now...is it simp? Like, you're the "nice guy" who's been in love with the cheerleader since middle school and have always made a point to be her "friend", just waiting for the day she realizes you were the one all along, except you're adults now and she's married, and also she's a straight guy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is a woman hate thread, sweaty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it's an incel thread. I'm well aware. That's what this board turns into during non-American hours. But that's boring, and you're too stupid to realize how incredibly gay you are.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Americans dont cook.
          They make eveything like Lasagnas, adding layers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Americans don't HAVE to cook. But when they do they're typically leagues ahead of most other Western nations. It's hilarious that you used a "layer" metaphor, since when people like you cook you don't layer anything; there's no nuance, no building flavors, no broader vision of what you want the dish to be, whereby you build a foundation upon which you build different flavors and textures that come together into something harmonious. No, you just throw shit in a pot and gush over the fact that there's meat in liquid and it's kind of brown so it's le rustic and based, but in reality it's just sloppa.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This is currently the fattest individual on Culinaly

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Picky eaters and/or people who tend to stick to blander foods typically overeat far more than someone of more discerning tastes. The fat chef trope has always been absurd.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I am a picky eater and I am not a fan of bland food.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Those two things are mutually exclusive. You either don't understand what a picky eater is, and perhaps think it means having discerning taste. Or you're actually a picky eater and have no sense of discernment, and perhaps think you're an enlightened genius for dipping your tendies in bbq sauce after years of nothing but ketchup. Frick those ketchup soyboys, amiright? Gigachad bbq mustard race rise up!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have probably both, as some things are yucky to me without even trying them and other things simply don’t taste good or they are bland and aren’t worth eating.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                *Both* of those statements describe a negative relationship towards food. You're just a picky eater.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I am still not a fan of bland food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This guy gets it. OP is trying to win his friend's love and compete for his affections against his wife.

      Yes, it's an incel thread. I'm well aware. That's what this board turns into during non-American hours. But that's boring, and you're too stupid to realize how incredibly gay you are.

      >That's what this board turns into during non-American hours.

      You sent my sides into orbit with this one.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're competing with his wife for his attention. Keep on serving him. Maybe you'll get a taste of his sausage.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is NTR you fricking cretin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not technically rape

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what the frick is NTR you fricking cretin
      Its the Nordic Treatment of Wood scale for classifying and defining different types of treated lumber (that slightly green wood you see at the lumber yard is one type)
      https://www.nwpc.eu/index.php/what-is-ntr/how-the-ntr-system-works/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's cuckoldry but japan :O

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wife always though her dad had the best home cooking but has since critiqued everything he cooks now because it's all canned/frozen shit in pre-made sauces lmao. I am not even that good of a cook

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