>be me. >eating a jersey mike's sub. >be you. >not eating a jersy mike's sub

>be me
>eating a jersey mike's sub
>be you
>not eating a jersy mike's sub
how does it feel to know someone's living the dream

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my dick, cost a late night fee
    >your dick, got the HIV

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >your dick, is a subway six-inch
      >my dick, is a jersey mike's giant

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my dick, bigger than a bridge
        >your dick, look like a little kid's

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how dare you assume to know what I dream of
    I'm having an albacore and spinach baguette, and I'm certain it's a damn sight better than anything from an eatery started by a man from New Jersey called Mike could ever serve

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you call tuna in a baguette?
      Fish boy in better than somewhere else not bread!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fish boy in better than somewhere else not bread!
        tuna lovers absolutely btfo'd

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you call tuna in a baguette?
      Fish boy in better than somewhere else not bread!

      tuna boat.
      i remember they did these in school and for some reason all the kids liked it.
      it made the entire cafeteria smell like mayo and fish.
      i would always refuse to go in the cafeteria and stay out in the hall, explaining to the teachers "it smells awful and i'm not going in there. i'll go to the lunch commons room."
      and so there i was, giving myself a respite from the mayonnaise cult.
      those fricking homosexuals are everywhere.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that looks bangin

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feels kinda good man. sucks for you though that's literally the worst sandwich shop ever. i routinely order online there and never pick up the sub bc they refused to take one of my gift cards

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One popped up in my town and I made the mistake of going there within a week of opening for lunch. Line was out the door but my buddy and I were committed. The poor old lady shouldn't have been running the slicer during this peak time. It was worth checking out but not worth paying their prices for a sandwich.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >stop for lunch at Sub King
    >literal King of the subs
    >go to the strip club next door for an hour while truck's gps says I'm at Sub King

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you realize you are now the Sub King

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm eating Olive Garden leftovers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I'd probably want to an hero after that depressing meal too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tasted good. Felt good.
        Depression is a meme and psyop. It's not real.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'd rather surrender to the psyop than eat leftover olive garden off a paper plate on a plastic "table cloth"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The plastic is covering the cloth. It's two layers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/9wewiyK.jpeg

      Tasted good. Felt good.
      Depression is a meme and psyop. It's not real.

      >reflex on 9mm
      you drive a lifted truck, don't you?
      seems like you enjoy wasting finances.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing wrong with optics on a carry gun
        Also no, I drive a Buick Lacrosse

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Subway's bustling halls,
    Echoes of sandwich calls,
    Subs stacked with delight,
    A taste journey in every bite.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the guy who advertises subway via poetry is back

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you really think companies pay people to advertise food on here?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          im pretty sure
          you see all those overly positive mcdonalds posts ALL THE TIME

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would McDonalds need to pay people? Everyone knows they’re the best.
            Whether it's the Dollar Menu or the latest limited-time offer, they’ll always hook you up with something tasty at a price that won't leave your wallet crying. Seriously, I'm not even on their payroll, I'm just a huge fan who knows where to find the best bang for my buck.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I concur, it's a wonderful restaurant. Did you know, you can get a refill on any drink you want...and it's free?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They actually just got rid of that

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I never get why people say McDonalds isn’t healthy, look at Don Gorske—he's been devouring two Big Macs every single day for forty years! If it's good enough for Gorske, it's certainly worth a bite for the rest of us.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/RraXPAQ.jpeg

              I never get why people say McDonalds isn’t healthy, look at Don Gorske—he's been devouring two Big Macs every single day for forty years! If it's good enough for Gorske, it's certainly worth a bite for the rest of us.

              https://i.imgur.com/hU2i6iK.jpeg

              McDonalds has that friendly neighborhood atmosphere, and that's what makes it an iconic part of American history, it's almost a part of my own history, since I met my partner there
              I can't believe people think they'd need to pay to secretly advertise

              Huh, suddenly I regret eating that baguette, I should have supported my local McDonalds instead.
              Time to get in the car and go get a Big Mac... or three!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do you really think they don't?
          this is the 3rd most visited website on the internet, anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      subway,
      is fricking gay.
      what do you say?
      eat shit today.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    McDonalds has that friendly neighborhood atmosphere, and that's what makes it an iconic part of American history, it's almost a part of my own history, since I met my partner there
    I can't believe people think they'd need to pay to secretly advertise

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >been to jersey mike's once
    >go back to jimmy john's ever since
    i enjoyed jersey mike's, jimmy john's is always empty.
    jersey had a few milfs in there.
    i just like the ordering process of jimmy john's better.
    the "subway style" of asking for each ingredient and then moving slowly towards the register is shit.
    better to just order at the register, pay, and get the sandwich a few minutes alter.

    fix your operation jersey mike's, it fricking sucks.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know where to get some good sub bread. It's the only missing link in making it at home.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know where to get some good sub bread
      bakery section of your grocery store.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it's mediocre chain shit. The best you can get are like french loafs but they're full sized loafs and way too big. There isn't strong crusty sub size that I've found.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not the original Italian
    Sucks to be you

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Jersey Mike's but that is seriously the worst looking sandwich I've ever seen

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks good OP, and looks like a grindah to boot

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    No you're not, I'm me

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't look how much sodium these subs have.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      give it up bloodclaat sodium is good for di body

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many of them are you eating a week, anon?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big kahuna or frick off

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