>Be the third biggest food company in the world
>Be a company so ruthless you literally hired mercenaries to murder your employees multiple times
>Have the most advanced and idolized marketing team in the world, the marketing team is so powerful they literally invented the mascot for the biggest holiday in the world
>Still can't get people to drink Mellow Yellow
Shill
The DEW is king, there is no competing.
Not shill op but MY beat regular Dew, but Dew's special flavors slap
God I love Spark
That shit is garbage my nigga fucking throw that shit away, ever heard of NATURAL coloring? You ducking retard. You’re fired.
Mello Yello is fine. I just don't know why they gave up on Surge. That was a true MD competitor.
heard rumors when I was a kid that Surge got removed from the market because one of the ingredients caused spinal cancer.
saw on facebook(over a decade ago now) that it gets small releases every once in a while.
I have never had MY or Squirt, but the last time I had a MT special flavor was the Halo 3 Citrus Cherry and it made me shit a gelatinous orange turd and to this day it has been the darnedest thing I have ever shit.
BK still serves it
But it's 10 percent like all fountain sodas, not 15 percent like bottled/canned sodas
BK fountain Surge is absolute dogshit trash.
It tastes nothing like Surge.
Right there witcha, pal
Class of 2K
Surge is still very much around if you're willing to go to Burger King. I think they bought the rights to it or something
I prefer Mello yellow to mountain dew tbh senpai
are you retarded, mello yello is unironically and literally the only soda worth drinking. No better and more refreshing way to slake your thirst
i get mello yellow when i can find it. it was the best part of working at wendys for a week. they had a limited edition extra lime rick and morty flavor option.
I’ve never had Mello Yello. Is it good?
It’s alright
I pretty much only drink MY when I’m somewhere with those touch screen coke machines, like all the AMC movie theatres I’ve been to
Usually mix with the flavorings, citrus twist and limeade
Strawberry orange and peach are also damn good but those are probably my favorites.
Just bought another 12-pack of Mello Yellow and a 12-pack of Mt. Dew Spark
they have mello yello at my local shithole diner. sometimes i will get one instead of coffee if im really hungover and don’t want to drink coffee
i like mello yello cause it reminds me of donovan =)
>Coca Cola invented Santa Claus
no bigger sign of a midwit redditor than this
mountain dew if im getting kfc, otherwise its dr pepper for me
we need more of those herbal type flavoured soft drinks
You ever tried curiosity cola?
they used to put Lithium Orotate in that and 7up.
I drink mello yello zero every time I have access to a freestyle machine. I'd buy it in cans if they'd sell them.
Been stuck on tea for the past year, havn't missed standard soda once. Still pound energy drinks but i'm planning on cutting those once I run out of the pack. Don't even remember what mello yellow tastes like.
Wasn't there a whole hit song about mellow yellow in the 70s too?
There's no mascot for Eid al-Adha though