BEAN LIFE - No Beanlets Allowed

Would you say you're living the bean life? What's your favorite bean sloppa?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No Beanlets
    The frick did you just call my wife’s son?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me, greek giant beans

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >eating antinutrients

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The nutrients cancel out the anti nutrients

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For a net zero of empty calories
        Ever wonder why every Mexican is fat?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Beans are super healthy, you're just an extreme goof

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >eating antinutrients

          you exhaust me

          [...]

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mexicans are fat because they are Murica's neighbor

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's because they drink truly shocking amounts of Coca Cola

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Most Mexicans drink fruit sodas and eat pastries that are basically hamburger buns with bland frosting on them.. I think they just eat too much junk food

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.statista.com/statistics/505794/cds-per-capita-consumption-in-worlds-top-ten-population-countries/

              Based Mexico leading the world in soda consumption

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Based Mexico leading the world in soda consumption
                Is this a bad thing?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's just a fact.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, that's why I said it was based. I love sodas.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Refried beans are peak sloppa.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would eat the sloppa, Big Papa Sloppa!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >favorite bean sloppa
      black bean soup, the king

      if you shit in it and mixed it in nobody would know

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I made 2-Pot Dinner/Calico Beans yesterday with Pork 'n beans, kidney, great northern and Garbanzo beans. Quite good!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My go-to lunch is a can of beans, taco seasoning, corn, salsa, cheese, fried egg, and whatever else I have around.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      skip the eggs and eat it with corn chips and you have a really good dish

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bean and cheeser reporting in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Back again with a bean and cheeser

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        beeser for short

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A food that sounds like it contains bees.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How about beaneezer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Food for old geezers

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The ebenizer beaneezer for the cranky old geezer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yum

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You fu/ck/ers got me hooked on black bean soup. I make a crockpot full every other week.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Recipe?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You fu/ck/ers got me hooked on black bean soup. I make a crockpot full every other week.

        2nding recipe bastard b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based. sounds like you are thriving, king. personally i make a pot every year on New Year's for good luck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's much better than getting addicted to McChicken and Taco Bell like half this board seems to be.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My kind of thread bean-bros. For me it just has to be seasoned black beans over white rice with fried sweet plantains

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black beans are so neutral and good with anything. I like em with yellow rice

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like either refried beans or picrel. I know its not *technically* beans but I just can't help myself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It *is* technically and botanically beans

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >favorite bean sloppa
    black bean soup, the king

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your favorite bean sloppa?
    Natto

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sup bean-boys,

    I just had bean burritos for dinner yesterday, trying to get into the bean life, bump thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to get into the bean life,
      Just bean yourself anon

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I copy Campbell's bean and bacon soup at home because I like beans and bacon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ii just remembered I have 15 bean mix soaking in water right now for tomorrow. Just going to use smoked hocks and onions, though. Probably make some for bread, too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I made Hurst's HAMBEENS™ 15 bean soup mix with a cheap Walmart ham steak and a box of Jiffy mix.

        Was frickin' great

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I salute you my bean brother

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          whoa cast iron cornbread and chunky bean soup
          how based can one anon be?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just made some 15 bean soup, added some ham and the bone of a ham shank, carrots, onions and a little garlic

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this n*gga eatin beans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some men eat beans to live. I live to eat beans.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does mexican rice with black beans count
    I love that shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hell fricking yes it does. frick yes brother.

      Ii just remembered I have 15 bean mix soaking in water right now for tomorrow. Just going to use smoked hocks and onions, though. Probably make some for bread, too.

      im so excited for you, goddamn. 15 beans?!?! what variety.

      I copy Campbell's bean and bacon soup at home because I like beans and bacon.

      based. try adding diced apple and/or dried berries for a neat twist. also chipotle + adobo

      >What's your favorite bean sloppa?
      Natto

      did you know it is very healthy for you https://www.thehealthy.com/nutrition/nattokinase-benefits/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More kinds than I can even recognize. Mine all came out brown because I made a stock with smoked hocks and ham steak, but you can make some visually pleasing colorful dishes with this stuff

        The included seasoning packet is trash though, throw that away

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    beanlet here, what's the easiest way to utilize a can of beans after I cook some meat? can I just strain that shit and dump it in the pan with all the tasty meat fond or should it be cooked separately from all the meat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah just dump it in with the fond, spice it up, add some more liquid (broth beer tomato whatever) and let it reduce down. serve over rice with the meat, optional to wrap in tortilla or add extra veg

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Few things are as cheap, easy and still so comforting and delicious as fasolada

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yum, I gotta make that.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have an injury and can't get around well so it's hard for me to cook at the moment. My mom came to visit me and made a big batch of beef and black bean soup with corn bread and did my dishes

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried a diet where I just lived on various beans with some seasonings, water, and vitamins because they were cheap, tasty, and gave lots of energy and protein for working out. After like two weeks I was shitting violently almost nonstop, got to the point I had blood coming out with it. I went to the doctor and didnt mention I lived on beans because I knew I'd sound like a moron if I said that. Ran some tests and turns out I have crohns disease.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >crohns disease
      not real

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah you caught me. I must have been imagining those bleeding ulcers in my intestines and 10 years of excruciating pain that went away almost like magic after starting treatment.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          are you still able to eat beans now

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In moderation. I incorporate it into my summer salad recipe, and the typical sloppas and mexican food.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're thinking of chronic lyme disease my man

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even say a favorite because all beans I've had were good lol.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm actually just about to whip some up now. gonna let em soak for a few hours then get to cookin

    my method:
    -sautee onions, garlic, dried + fresh chilis with copious copious amounts of spices
    -add meat (this time i'm using chorizo bc i got a bunch for free) until vaguely done
    -add liquid (tomato, broth, beer, apple cider vinegar, soy sauce, sweet pickle juice, liquid smoke, water)
    -bring to boil, reduce to simmer
    -let cook for hours and hours on low
    -serve over rice, eat with tortilla (cheese + egg optional)

    wa la. you just made 10+ servings of delicious and nutritious food for like $5

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm using chorizo bc i got a bunch for free
      Teach me your secrets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice chili recipe

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I;ve been thinkin about thos beans

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was having bloody constipation for six weeks. Before going to the doctor, I wanted to try one last hope and that was including beans into my diet for the fiber. Within a week, I was completely cured, and all the pain and blood completely went away.

    Thank you chickpeas, you literally saved my ass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      big pharma doesnt want you to know about the power of the bean

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I would not say I'm living the bean life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why not anon?
      just mix in some meat like me
      its easy anon

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not living the bean life, I'm living the legume life. Aside from beans, chickpeas, lentils, mung, fava, peanuts, alfalfa...

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I put beans in everything I make. I also eat them straight outta the can.

    I like great northern and kidney beans the best.

    I am living the bean life.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Linking 2 different bean threads

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand what would possess a man to make an anti-bean thread.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't understand what would possess a man to make an anti-bean thread.
        Did you read the linked posts? Supposedly it's some kind of obsessed shill that dedicates inhuman levels of time and effort to spreading their hate of plant based foods because they're a full meat only diet, and wipe their butt with turkey slices and pay for everything with meat coins and brush their teeth with meat paste. They also call everyone a vegan for just eating some fruit sometimes even if they eat meat, like anything that isn't a 100% meat diet is instantly vegan to them lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf where did you get that from??I'm not on any sort of a diet and eat veggies all the time, just hate beans and wish I didn't honestly

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Wtf where did you get that from??I'm not on any sort of a diet and eat veggies all the time, just hate beans and wish I didn't honestly
            Who are you exactly? OP of this thread, the other thread, or someone random posting in both threads? I'm kinda lost anon.

            >I'm not on any sort of a diet and eat veggies all the time, just hate beans and wish I didn't honestly
            >proceeds to try and convince the rest of the world to abandon something they love with the fervent intensity of a religious fanatic leader fighting a spiritual war in ancient times by spreading anti-bean and plant food propaganda across multiple boards for years on end
            >trust me I just don't like beans that's all lol lmao

            LOL LMAO

            You saw these links right?

            Linking 2 different bean threads
            [...]
            [...]
            [...]

            People who get triggered by vegan diets and go on rants about how they eat meat are far more obnoxious than the average vegan.

            [...]
            There's an anti-bean and anti-carb maniac on the loose. What bean recipes or ways of cooking them have you tried? Can you stand them in in something like chili?

            >People who get triggered by vegan diets and go on rants about how they eat meat are far more obnoxious than the average vegan.
            Yea that's true too.

            >There's an anti-bean and anti-carb maniac on the loose.
            They hate fruit and veg too, pretty much anything that isn't meat.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I made the anti bean thread while drunk but I don't want to convince anyone who likes beans, seems like you're looking into this too much dude

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I made the anti bean thread while drunk but I don't want to convince anyone who likes beans, seems like you're looking into this too much dude
                As are you, You see I didn't come here to convince you. I came here to not be convince by you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          People who get triggered by vegan diets and go on rants about how they eat meat are far more obnoxious than the average vegan.

          Wtf where did you get that from??I'm not on any sort of a diet and eat veggies all the time, just hate beans and wish I didn't honestly

          There's an anti-bean and anti-carb maniac on the loose. What bean recipes or ways of cooking them have you tried? Can you stand them in in something like chili?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    from the bean hate thread here: how do you like beans, green beans are one of my favourite vegetables but any other kind I just have such aversion to, i geniuely used to have nightmares about beans,, everyone stocking up on canned food always has them and I don't know what to replace them with because I'd geniuely rather starve than eat them, they're like devils seeds I don't believe anyone geniuely likes them

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Baked, kidney, black and green! Beans, beans, they make me want to scream!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Baked, kidney, black and green! Beans, beans, they make me want to scream!
      I read this in an indian accent and it warmed my heart and filled me with comfort.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beans a la boeuf
    Crumble a beef stock cube into your baked beans as you heat them on the hob. Makes beans on toast slightly more interesting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've never baked a can of baked beans, the instructions say to use a microwave or a stove. Am I doing it wrong?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer chicken stock in my beans. but if i was putting beef into the beans then beef stock would probably be better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      beans need ham

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My homie, the secret weapon, criminally unknown product

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bean bros, we won

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your favorite bean sloppa?
    chili hand down

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Made a skillet of black beans and corn sloppa for tacos tonight. Gonna have some with eggs for breakfast tomorrow.

    God bless you, fellow beanbros

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beans are starvation food. Food you eat to not starve and is easy to grow a lot of that has little nutritional value.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished up my rajma masala (kidney bean curry) and started soaking some black beans. I'm debating between black bean soup and black bean enchiladas. Which would you lads make?

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