>Beans on toast

>Beans on toast
Total British death

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    quick easy breakfast

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, you need more?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >replace toast with torilla
    >replace yucky british beans with mashed pintos
    >replace bland tomato sauce with salsa
    Fixed it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anime
      >stupid idea

      frick off

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Subhuman island monkey ooks and eeks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >7/10 hubby really liked it!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds something a morbidly obese person from a developing country would like.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That sounds something a morbidly obese person from a developing country would like.
        A tortilla will have fewer carbs and overall calories than a slice of bread. The beans will be pretty comparable, nutrition-wise, but replacing the sauce (which has added sugar) with salsa (which shouldn't have any added sugar unless it's a cheaper brand and, even then, will have less sugar along with the added benefit of vegetables). It's healthier, tastier, and just as filling.
        Pic related, it's an average British family.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mashed pintos, with added lard
      if you get traditional stuff, who the frick knows, probably hydrogenated bullshit if you go cheap, or deal with the solid chunk of bean paste abomination that is low fat canned refried beans
      stop pretending your cheap bullshit is any better than even Norf FC bullshit, Paco

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    heaven forbid people halfway across the world eat different food from you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The world needs a totalitarian leader. I'm fit for the job

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the marmite on toast

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm having this for brekkie with a cup of tea (1 sugar) as I type this.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    90% of people who hate on this have never tried it. Even if you don't like baked beans straight out the can, you can add whatever spices you like when you warm it up to adjust the flavour.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yo bro just add a whole bunch of spices to completely change the flavor profile of something that we britoids eat fricking raw and unseasoned. It's tour fault if you don't like it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried it
      I was 100% convinced it would be like baked beans we make in the Balkans, pic related

      it was not
      it's literally the cheapest beans, firm just dumped out of a can, and that "sauce" is just thin tomato puree

      I was genuinely heartbroken. the whole English breakfast experience was cheap and lame, just processed shit
      the sausages in particular were also vile, as were all the vegetables

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        those stuffed peppers look like they be banging. cabbage onion and carrot? any meat?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's top tier with melted cheddar cheese and loads of black pepper on top.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Add some scrambled eggs as an extra layer. Trust me, it's frickin bangin. Grated cheese on top if you're feeling cheeky

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rent free

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait til you see what else we put on toast

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cursed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to love having that tinned macaroni cheese on toast when I was a stoned student, corr I could go for that now, might pick up a tin when I finish work.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beans on toast is actually good
    >t. American

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1800-come-the-frick-on-now.com
    its not even an exclusively british thing, we do it in Australia and NZ as well, and i've seen Canucks do it too.
    really buttery toast, some bacon chunks and hot sauce mixed through the beans, melted cheese on top.
    good shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that explains why i hate all cuckstralians, new zecucks, and cucknadians.

    • 2 months ago
      lizi

      the beans on toast never sets

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    B.O.T. is actually fantastic. One has to get the British beanz though. Light blue Heinz can...tough to find in the States

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You want to try and get some Branston's m8, miles better than shitty watered down Heinz.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks person with terrible taste

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He says while stuffing a bean burrito into has fat fricking face.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone tell these subhumans that the bombs are no longer falling on london and they can stop eating shit food

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the bombs are no longer falling on london
      Could've fooled me.

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